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>jews falling for their own tricks

OMG Israel-senpai~ ! ! !

how winter is in israel ? do you get

snow ? *

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אני רוצה לגור בישראל, אני ממש שונא את המדינה הזאת

למה?

ני רוצה לגור בישראלל, אני מדינה ממש שורוצה לגור בישראל,

It's poor, the government are retards, everyone I know keeps getting robbed or mugged, and South Africa's version on BLM are going around shutting down universities so that you can't even write exams.

I've had it. The only reason I stayed here was for university after school

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[International community frowns upon your shenanigans]

Anyone's country had any recent events related with Israel or with Israeli Embassy?
Poland here: religious highs meeting in Warsaw and Krakow also Israeli Book Day in Krakow

Israel is a nice country. :3

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>tfw too intelligent for this country

How's the job market for engineers? I want to spend some time in Israel working

I know this feel unironically

If you can leave to Israel I would never stay in South Africa and I don't even like it here

nth for fuck Shuli Mualem

Hi-tech is probably the best job market in Israel.

t. Software engineer

Who doesn't? The average Israeli is maybe 1 point above Arabs. Arsim everywhere.

How frequent is it for an American to pick himself a wife up from Israel and never live there? I like the people but the economy is dogshit. I can give dat greencard.

Cool, EE here, working on a PhD. I have heard only good things about the tech environment there

same

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How do we stop the robots from fucking our beautiful kosher women?

Why dont you visit sp anymore greatest ally?

I don't know why this made me laugh so much

I can tell that artist's math knowledge is pretty down the toilet.

r u jewish?

Why? I was asked to find the absolute maxima/minima using the lagrange multiplier
All you can see in that pic is the function f and g and the gradient of g
How exactly did you come to your conclusion?

>רוב הישראלים תומכים בטראמפ כי הם חושבים שהוא יהיה טוב לישראל
>אני תומך בטראמפ כי אני יודע שהוא יהיה נוראי לישראל
מי כאן \שטני\ חוץ ממני?

Copied notes from the board. You don't know shit, nigga. You're drawing holocaust fanfic art.

why?

DONALD J. TRUMP WILL MAKE OUR GREATEST ALLY GREAT AGAIN YOU FOOL

Nuh uh

מי כאן דביל וילד סנטר כמוך?

קלינטון היא בכיס של איפאק וכל היהודים בארהב
חצי מהקמפיין של טראמפ הוא קיצוץ בסיוע חוץ
תעשו אחד ועוד אחד

Dont wanna be a goyim anymore lads

Remove benis

is this kosher porn ?

Absolutely

OI VEY!
they had nosejobs operations, or are not real jews. not kosher!

How do we make Israel great again?

i am not very fond of jews but,
jews>arabs>>>kurds

How is israel? I always took it as a place where you get bombed and shit

>I always took it as a place where you get bombed and shit
Only on meme days

ישרא חוי זה חרא של מדינה גם חתיכת כלב שחור אני רוצה לחזור לסרביה או לרוסיה או לאלדה להתחתן אים אישה נוצרית ולהוליד ילדים נוצרים ולחיות את החיים בסרביה או ברוסיה או ביוון אבל אני עדין לומד אז אחרי הלימודים מה שבטוח אני עוזב את ה פח אשפה שנקרא ישר-חוי לתמיד

But is it like that? Honestly I have to admit i'm completely ignorant about Israel, I know people that have visited and my mother has some friends living there but I just never paid attention.

Always thought it was the same as Iraq and those other countries with sand niggers, I know realize it's probably not but never bothered to check either

Is this a spell?

>But is it like that?
>Always thought it was the same as Iraq and those other countries with sand niggers
Not at all.

לך תיזדין בקבר השחור זבל עופות כוושי בן זונה ברוסיה חתיכת חרה שחור היתה כבר מת מות יומאת ב פח אשפה חתוך לחתיכות קטנות :)

dear jews can you send jews here to make us rich
we are good goys thenks

Nah, just edgyness

>You live in an arab country with arab culture, arab mentality, arab music and arab honor that still hates and wants to kill arabs
>All neighboring states are practically the same
I want out.

Nice
>:)
Don't use emoticons on Sup Forums you mutilated dick.

Judio asqueroso

Move to Jew York. Although I think the LA Jews are superior.

Пpивeт кaк дeлa ты тaтap или pycки ?? Для чeгo вaм этo нaдo ?? У вac тaк и тaк тaм кyчa pyccких cкopo Кaзaхcтaн бyдeть Pycь тoжe : D cлaвa Пyтин cмepт Aмepики гo тpaмп

>Zionism was a mistake

it was never great, despite what the """""golden"""""" generation might try to make you imagine

I'm thinking about converting to Christianity. That way I could save my future children from genocide and live a happy quiet life with God giving me the strength to help myself and others. Should I do it?

We'll I am Russia and a lot of isreal shit music come form arabs and Turks covers but the good gums come form Greeks bros so let me post exsempel :) hold on 2min

Let's start with αναμνήσεις memoiris in English

Anyone remember crazyaga? I loved that guy I hope he's doing ok

Yes. I did it for cultural reasons.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=r6-scBWz4D8

Here have fun 10/10 I am Russia but I anderstend 100% all east wast Slavic lenguges + plus Greeks so if you have good lagendary songs post it

Hows it working out for you?

Beat the sand nigger out the mizrahim, the bydlo out the Eastern European, the Jew out the cheredim and send niggers back to Africa. Then we could be a 7/10 country :D

It was pre-ordained really when hundreds of thousands of middle eastern jews migrated to Israel. Intellectual ashkenazi Jews enjoyed European infrastructure to become well educated, but Israel had nothing of the sort to integrate Mizrahim. And poor uneducated people will always outbreed middle/higher class seculars so even the ultra religious Ashkenazim would have quickly taken over the country.

Molten pot wasn't executed properly. Integration failed. Multiculturalism took over and eventually was even actively encouraged by the government via independent education systems, ghetto segregation, and monthly allowance for mere cultural practices.

Israel turned to an arab country with a European mindset minority and a rapidly growing religiously fanatical minority. With a growing rift between each sector, changes in power and competition for control of the country with no clear single powerhouse, it's going to end like in Lebanon in violent civil wars and regression.

Just like last time. Jews are the worst.

It's not that I fully believe the religion but I always liked Russian orthodox culture and art. When I came to Israel I began to hate all sand nigger culture and decided to go to Orthodox Church because I missed Russian culture minus the bydlo. Christianity>Judaism as well, cutting your dick is dumb and Jesus sounded like a cool guy but again this was more for cultural reasons then religious ones. I also checked out one of those Christian Jew churches but it wasn't for me at all

Hi. What Israelis think about present Poland?


P.S. I love Jewish music :3
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Maybe if we were Christian we would get along :)))

Kill the dati and kill the Sudan nigers thet come here kill the mizrahi scum kill the yaman scum kill the Maroko scum kill the Zion nazi scum and leave only master race Ashkenazi pepole and Slavs Greeks Russian sparadi and čabari kill the Turk cultur in isreal kill the mizrahi cultur and thets it here you have a porfect stron white Rus emperia :)

I like any European country that has culture so polan is ok w me but a lot of poles on here believe in the stupid Jew conspiracies

Co to za gówno jest ??

Best European country desu

This.
You forgot the Arabs tho.

Yes a lot of polaks change ther name here to szlomo I szimon and girls to riwka or orli or koral

Christians have to get along as they believe in the power of love and compassion.

So long as you agree that Jesus' torture was sufficient to atone for the original sin and grant you automatic entry into heaven, otherwise you dare cheapen His suffering.

Or so long as you agree you must commit also good acts to be judged as a pure soul and receive entry into heaven, otherwise you're decadent, corrupt, evil, and forgot that Jesus died for your sins.

Then we must kill each other to prove who follows better the virtues of love and compassion.

Too bad half the Russian, Romanian, and polish Jews are shit too. Don't forget the Ethiopians, Filipinos, Arabs, Eritreans and French either.

Basically we are filled with third worlders who will never outgrow that mentality. Israel will probably be pretty shit no matter what.

:D Słuchaj, ano znalazłem taką wersję Shalom Aleichem, może akurat te wykonanie nie jest najlepsze, ale sama pieśń bardzo ładna.
Tu ładna wersja instrumentalna, ale już bez tekstu :( youtube.com/watch?v=CSmXMA688y0

Maјкa cepбијa cтpoнг אימא סרביה חזקה

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if only lebanon still had a chrisitian majority

they could have been a useful ally

you could just annex them and just dump all the mizrahim there, to see what happens when you add another layer to the multicultural shitpile

should have stayed in the pale senpai

>if only lebanon still had a chrisitian majority
was never a christian majority

65% christians in 1932 barely counts as christian majority

go fuck yourself you disgusting anglo fuck
literally worse than jews
I'd rather an Israeli over an anglo

Dziękuję bardzo teraz Ty słuchaj Tutaj u izralu nie ma wojna merzdu sławian jesteśmy wszesztko bracia Tutaj

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Odgowor mnie Czy ten piosenka podobajo się dlia cibie ??

Ashkos should be re-holocausted tb.h fa.m

ok ahmed tibi

>re-
>implying there was a first time

Thanks for hummus, best dip in the world.

Mnie sie Kaczmarski bardzo podoba, on jest w Polsce bardzo szanowany. Tutaj jest moja ulubiona piosenka Kaczmarskiego. Opowiada ona o ludzkim wojowaniu w imieniu religii prowadzącym do mordowania bliźniego w imieniu wymyślonej ideologii
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no problem, one of our best jewish inventions

you should try our other hitech development - falafel

Hummus is Lebanese you cunt