ITT we make up rap lyrics and others try to guess who would be rapping them

ITT we make up rap lyrics and others try to guess who would be rapping them

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Repeat "Itcha Boy!" six times

>Flip penises like bill tilts pills in his hands dick fans inside of his mother beavis and butthead grabs guns while gum grabs puns.

Smoke a spliff in the mornin'
Sportscar tourin'
Pedals I'm flooring
And even when I'm snorin'
I still stay scorin'
Benjamin bills
Ill hit you with a deal
He said let me think about it
Saw the gat in my waist
Now I'm outed
Shootin while I run out
Hope I don't run out
Hop in the coupe then I zoom
Swoopin while I whip the coupe
Broad sided run the curb hit the stoop
Shootin my window, man that's that the truth
Pray up high say God please don't let me die
He Hit in the thigh I'm going down
Said fuck it. Grab the piece and go to town
Shootin buckets. tryna duck it
Hit a bitch up in the stomach
Man you betta fuckin rub
But ain't gonna cut it
Run up to a bitch. Shoot him
In the head. Leave a mother ducker dead on the side walk
White cross body chalk
I kill you if you tryna talk
About my shit about my click you
I'll make your mother eat a dick sandwich

*screaming*

wiz

a yo niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

poor attempt at mf doom

So Earl Sweatshirt.

>babby's first alliteration

ayo ayo ayo ayo
hol up on the downlow
i know why the caged bird sings
never forget: we were kings

kek

POWER POWER POWER BLAHW!!
WHEN WHEN WHEN BLAM!!!!!
I SEE WHAT, WALKING A WHAT, SEEING A WHAT, DONT YOU FEEL THIS CONCRETE?? OR IS IT CEMENT?!?!? BLAM!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!

I fucked yo bitch
Uh yeah
Just bought a new whip
Uh yeah
She be suckin my dick
Uh yeah
Like she a tick
Uh yeah

Dirt and grime and filth inside
The story of my lifetime
Of cheating, stealing, never feeling
Pain of a brother, your dirty mother
Ha, ha, ha, look how far we are, are, are, are, are, are, are
(Perfect!)

jumpman jumpman just jumped over trumpman
jumpman jumpman just jumped over trumpman

E-mails missing must be russia
Makes people say "now why should i trust ya"
Got that nomination now i get that bread
That old nigga bernie wished he dead
Well at least he wasn't at the embassy in benghazi
got myself lookin' like a she wolf nazi

Trump talkin lotta shit but look at these numbers
people say im out of touch
2016 Imma run that whole election
well it no longer matters much
since all that shit is fucking rigged, it ain't no discussion

jumpman jumpman just jumped over trumpman
jumpman jumpman just jumped over trumpman

MC Ride

Instead of "jumpman" you should change it to "rodham"

Sublime

Tyga

Uzi

Vert

Uh
It's 1am and I'm sitting here on Sup Forums just writing
my life is empty I feel i need something new, exciting
pick a part of this pepper to get creative juices
you see the fruits of my labor gives me mind of confucius

tiddies

earl

lmao just saw a funny meme
lol that was a good meme
that meme was about a laserbeam
laserbeams are a meme

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger I'm a nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger I do nigger things cuz I'm a nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

>its about a laserbeam
>not about steel beams
you dun goofd

fuckkkk wanted to say this

but what i saw wasnt about steel beams it was a laser beam meme

based god

Meme lol

rodham rodham just jumped over trumpman
rodham rodham just jumped over trumpman

US gov treats its people like privileged slaves
give the rich a break so they don't run away
now its getting hot for blacks on the street
Is there any place left to safely meet?
Military, law enforcement runnin' up that budget
rodham rodham picture me with my Lewinsky
rodham rodham rodham you know that shit would be funny
policies, which ones should i pick?
i need extra deep, you know i like my lies thick

memedrick

Real bad man
Fucked ur dad man
Now u ded man
My fan fed man

Flows
Got a couple hoes
Black and white like Oreos
And ain't nobody knows
How the story goes
And I think it shows
Doing all these shows
You'd think that doors ain't never close
Got me hopin that it snows
Like a school kid on his toes
Peeking out of cold windows
Wear pajamas under clothes
Hope somebody block the roads...

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual
Spiritual individual miracle

Kenya

kanye obv

Daveed Diggs

riff raff

Thugger thugger baybe

*ahem*
mic check

Not bad

One man show cause I fucked all the dancers
Let the critics ask questions, my album be the answer

when a nigga act up I put my dick in his mom (in her mouth nigga)

young thug

i'd rather masturbate to the thought of her having passionate lesbian sex with pic related

bump for how gorgeous she is and how horny it would make me for nick minaj and Audrey Hepburn to make out, rub their pussys together and expose this innocent "pure" girl to her grimey rap music

STRAIGHT UP
IT'S LIT
MMMMMMHHHHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UHU
STRAIGHT UP

desiigner or some shit idk

Travis
Ye
Earl?

biggie
kanye
future
macklemore

BOX BLOW ME BITCH
BACTERIA HEAT INFECTATION
BOX GET READY
PUNK MOTHERFUCKER ICE
MY TERRAFORMER

MC Ride

Danny Brown

skibbity bop
fantasic_four_sample.wav
enie
meenie
*inhales*
moe

damn this changes a lot.

Poppycock Poppycock Poppycock Poppycock
Poppycock Poppycock Poppycock Poppycock
Poppycock Poppycock Poppycock Poppycock
Poppycock Poppycock Poppycock Poppycock

top designer fashion high class party crashin'

we just trill niggas acting reckless

model bitches want me cause I look pretty in my gold neckless

TELL THAT NIGGA IM FROM BOMPTON

THROW DOWN RIGHT NOW

CALL MY HOMIES UP AND THIS SHIT GO DOWN

TELL THAT NIGGA IM FROM BOMPTON

GOT BULLET WOUNDS TWICE

WHERE I GREW UP NIGGAS LOSE THEY LIFE

I cooked a steak then I ate it with a bitch
She didn’t get a mouthful but I’m sure as hell I did
Bonny and Clyding, we killed her own mother
Eventually stomach to the face it’s her I will smother

If I ever win a billion dollars I'd immediatly spend it all on an ultra-HD CGI depiction of this exact scene

>tfw you were the one who first posted this in the Sup Forums makes a song thread
feels gud mane

asap
yelawof

YG
Travis scott
POLITIKZ

>yela
I was more going for Action Bronsons unique blend of being fat/murdering people/cunnilingus/cooking things, but yela works too

Everybody raise a middle finger to the air
Cause the universe doesn't care
About good and evil, what is just or unfair
So screw life, we'll rebel so hard we'll scare
Abba, Buddha, Jehovah, whoever the fuck is up there

creeping and crawling through the lbc

any nigga set tripping can't fuck with me

as I proceed

give 'em a splash of what they need

we don't love these hoes is the motto indeed

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snoop obv

Coppers in this country don’t have guns
But a badboy like me sure has one
Shooting out tires, then out windows
Into other windows, creating widows
97 in a week cause they can’t fight back
police with no guns, that shit is just wack

you sure? it could be warren G

DANNY DANNY DANNY PHANTOM

HE BE SHOOTING ECTOPLASAM

he quotes him twice ffs

ffs dude....

fps man...

All these bitches wanna be me like my name is supermane
Every time they talk though they just might as well be lois lane
Hard to get you rolling maybe lay off of the burgers Well just
watch cuz I'll go peta on your girl
My meat is murder

eminem

Nope but he sounds white

Yaw
Y'all know I'm a fuckin' psycho up in this bitch
Yaw
2016 triple six, bitch

I be creepin' through my streets
Yo girl creeped up under ma sheets
666 is da numba, I'm da 1# beast
After I fuck her I hang her on leads
Slice her throat up, "bitch I fucked you at least"

mc chris

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