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Russophobe - Russophile wars edition
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youtube.com/watch?v=qGKrc3A6HHM
youtube.com/watch?v=CI9LwVjMLbg
ideone.com/WsyGR1
youtube.com/watch?v=00fdt3ryEZ4
pastebin.com/FTQ50x4Y
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youtube.com/watch?v=TYp8hPasb6s
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My name Jeff

/balt/

Let's hope that fucking autist animufag doesn't come and ruin this thread.

You still haven't posted your beard you cocksucker

I'm not gonna post any pics of me here desu senpai

poal.me/a6d466

poal.me/dbmjpn

Anyone ever seen one of these?
They're all over my neighborhood fuck

anybody here know c++?

looks pretty disgusting фaм

why would you do that?

not that big
but i see half a finger long about once a week

more or less
what's up

mmm looks crunchy

hrus hrus tbx

Why can't this code divide properly?
cpp.sh/2i6s5

>hrus hrus tbx

I didn't ask you to post a picture of yourself, just of your beard you fucking sperg.
Just say you can't afford a camera because of the recession, don't give me bullshit reasons.

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nice try xpozed

waiting on romanibro with the malware analysis

>fuck
Half a year ago when I was in montenegro yes. Just a lot smaller

what?

>EGN
you stupid mothefucker

>hrus hrus tbx

what#2?

not my pic but I've seen ones almost as big as this
me and a friend once tried smashing one with a hammer and it wasnt even visibly impacted the absolute madman, they have thick ass armor
Also their saliva is full of toxins and semi-poisonous shit that can fuck you up if you dont go to the hospital in time
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scolopendra

why would it, i don't see how dividing a large number like that would give you a date (especially since the last 4 numbers are random)

just put them in an array and grab the elements you need (for the year check if it's under 17 for a 2000, and above 17 for 1900)

btw i think "nechetno" at the very end means male and "chetno" means female. could be wrong

what? you don't know about the soleti?

That's the other part of the zadacha btw, but I'm strugguling here. For example if I enter any random egn I get this 48.47.21

tigane, mai ai pozele alea din primul razboi mondial cu ocupatia romana in Ungaria?

yлицa 21-вa, 4847, Tpилиcтник

>for the year check if it's under 17 for a 2000, and above 17 for 1900
you fucking codemonkey never give anyone advice again

As a whole an appreciable Macedonian national consciousness prior to the 1940s did not exist.[19][20][21]

youtube.com/watch?v=aDMZRiYrcuE

Unironic headlines in 2016:
"Germany: 7 Afghans were arrested for raping an Iranian refugee"

this looks so real and plausible its frightening

Vreau sa vad un fir intreg dedicat chestiei asta.
Facem asta tiganilor?

because it returns 0,dumb.
>t.5 year javascript programmer

why is exyu so cringy

happiness is cringy

youtube.com/watch?v=qGKrc3A6HHM
let it go
groove a bit

// A program that turns the EGN to a date (DD.MM.YY)
#include
#include
using namespace std;

int main() {
int n, d, m, y;
cin >> n;

printf("%d.", (egn/1000000));
printf("%d.", (egn/10000)%100);
printf("%d", egn%10000);

return 0;
}

put egn instead of n obviously

Every date comes out 2147.48.3647

>5 year javascript programmer
imi pare rau

youtube.com/watch?v=CI9LwVjMLbg

koi /secta/ tuk

ideone.com/WsyGR1

I know BASIC, but I don't think that is much of a help?

TURBO PASCAL too

youtube.com/watch?v=00fdt3ryEZ4

Not sure what to think. Do I conclude that Tesla cars aren't safe, or that Clinton is assassinating the FBI agents investigating her?

in EGN the format is YYMMDDXXXX

here' my harvest from 2 days ago /balk/

tomorrow morning I will have a look again

What the fuck is this, what are you a wizard?

Druids and alchemists aren't wizards, dummy.

anyone of you play guns of icarus?

i dont understand what you are saying

give me a random input and give me the output manually

t.rastafarigast the green

there. 100% optimal
pastebin.com/FTQ50x4Y

hmm?
is there a faster way?

I'm a biochemist

looks delicious

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>100% optimal
>string manipulations
Jesus christ, are you a perl monk?

my thracian ancestors are calling for me

ku jeni shqipe

link to discord

i'm just glad it works tbqh
>that clutch double at the end
>don't even know why it doesn't work with an int at 10 digits

discord.gg/geYYgd2

we deleted other server, its smaller and comfier now

Ktu

imi trebuie pozele daca le ai sa le pui pe imgur, ca o sa fac un mega bait.

You sellin'?

Cine /dac/ aici?

Where are the EU shills gone? I want to BTFO them some more

eu nu sunt dac

a modern alchemist

They're pretty potent, tried 20 specimens yesterday and it was quite ok. A Russian told me he ate 40 and even 60, but that seems a bit much, I'm going to try 30 tomorrow.

I'm sure they grow all over Bulgaria too. You might even get the very potent panaeolus bisporus in the summer as you're close to the mediterranean sea.

>potent
you mean to tell these are drugs and not just delicious mushrooms?
wew lad

what do they tell you?

btw, greatest Thracian ever, both literally and as a manner of speech:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximinus_Thrax

he was 2m in length and quite a big guy, largest Roman emperor ever

those bite like bitches and even eat small animal like mices and shit.
google scolopendra

sure, if you want some I'll be glad to send you some, my treat

do you believe any self-respecting professor would accept that as valid?

I pick edible mushrooms too. The same field is full of Agaricus campanensis and they taste delicious. Much better than the white button mushrooms you buy in the store.

I wish I had a slav friend that could guide me to picking the more exotic edibles. In Gent I always met a lot of Balkanites at the local uni campus grassfield as in the autumn there were a lot of varieties of mushrooms growing all over.

Slavs are really good at mushroom identification ,they learn it from young age. At least the girls do.

yes?
>professor asks for smth to be done
>doesn't say he wants you to use anything specific (other than c++)
>you fulfill the requirements AND can explain why it works (you didn't just copy-paste it from a guatemalan finger painting board)
that's max points m80
there will be classes later where optimization will the focus
those are not it

my parents took me and siblings to pick mushrooms several times, and we always got plenty

but i only know a few edible once, and don't know how to tell them apart from "their poisonous twins"

Even if it goes you're surely not going to leave a decent impression at all, not to mention you're not doing yourself a favor.

>especially since the last 4 numbers are random
They aren't random. Last 3 number defines the area where the person is born and his gender and the last number is control number calculated by the previous 3.

unsigned int size is 0xFFFFFFFF, signed int is half - 0x7FFFFFFF.
A EGN number exceeds not only the signed int you used, but also the unsigned int.

The EGN is 10 digit number, so we can assume 9999999999 as a max number, which is 0x2540BE3FF (exceeding the unsigned int size).

So, instead using just int you should use long long, which is 0x7FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (9223372036854775807 in decimals).

now let the shitstorm at me starts.

t.xpozed

youtube.com/watch?v=TYp8hPasb6s glasuvaite za mitio majka vi deeba

anyone else #izvinitelnabelejka?

I hate Bulgarians so much and want you all dead

bit rude

I love balk.

wew lad no need to be suicidal

6to we?

it's tricky, if you aren't 100% sure never eat it, but with eye for detail it is possible

another reason why I like Slavs so much, somehow over the centuries they've mastered themselves in this art, while for example anglos are afraid of every mushroom, and commonly crush every mushroom that pops up in their garden, or say things like "wash your hands if you've touched a mushroom, or you'll be poisoned"

smelly inbred mycophobes

idk
in my experience the "know it all- i already work this fags" tend to get lower grades than people who actually learned something new to fulfill a task
>not doing yourself a favor
if i needed to learn something i'd read up on it and apply it. i see no reason to go into unnecessary details
>(exceeding the unsigned int size)
alright, so that's why int didn't work

>The two key reasons given by Nicholas Rockefeller were

>Before women’s lib we couldn’t tax half of the population

>Can indoctrinate kids in school at early ages. When there is no male figure in the family, kids start seeing the State as their family who provide and protect.

American'ts literally cucked by the jew.

American feminist icon Gloria Steinem, (an ex CIA agent) proudly claims in one of her own books that CIA funded Ms Magazine with the stated goal of breaking up the families and taxing women. (Divide and conquer policy)

Nearly one in three American children is living with a parent who is divorced, separated or never-married. A study by the Pew Research Center highlights rapidly changing notions of the American family where 4 in 10 say marriage is becoming obsolete in US.

Years after the so called ‘feminist movement’, now America is facing the consequences. President Mr. Barack Obama on father’s day is calling for stable families. He adds

Children who live without fathers are 5 times more likely to live in poverty and commit crime
They are 9 times more likely to drop out of school
They are 20 times more likely to end up in prison.
They are more likely to have behavioral problems or run away from home.
They are more likely to become teen parents

lamooo

You are bulgarian

>"know it all- i already work this fags" tend to get lower grades
can confirm. Got all the 4's, while working as webdev for a year, and a year freelancing before that.
In the meantime, hillbillies that can't tie their shoes got the 6's for "le effort" (including asking me for advises).

>if i needed to learn something i'd read up on it and apply it. i see no reason to go into unnecessary details
That's bad. If you intend to work that shit later, start learning it for real. I had enough of cunts like that coming to work in the companies i worked for.

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>be pretty
>get married to a guy
>stay at home
>make home pretty
>have kids
>pursue hobbies
>never have to worry about bills or anything else really

>women will literally turn this down to join the rat race
there's a grill in my class who linked to an article on fb, which basically explains how guys are "forced" to stay at home and become men-children, since grills are taking all the jobs and earning more than then, etc

>she is employed
>i'm not
>she makes smth like 1k euro a month

>there's a grill in my class who linked to an article on fb, which basically explains how guys are "forced" to stay at home and become men-children, since grills are taking all the jobs and earning more than then, etc
that's literally the dumbest shit i read lately.

>“I was then told 'Swedish women are very strong, very talented. Perhaps that's why some Swedish men look for a woman from other nationalities" Pope Francis joked

SNAP!

>I had enough of cunts like that coming to work in the companies i worked for
joke's on you i have no intention of being a wage slave
as soon as i can stand on my feet i'm never looking back

l-ai inhatat ;')

>as soon as i can stand on my feet i'm never looking back
You're never looking back to where, retarded friend?