/brit/

AJ from the lane (but it ain't tottenham) edition

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Who's AJ from the lane?

What's the best email app for Android, lads?

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absolute destroyer of a choon

What are signs a girl likes you lads?

Love it when the elites blatantly subvert democracy

>mum wants me to get a job
>I don't enjoy working

hmm

hey guys

where is the logic that representatives of the people have to decide again what the same people have already decided?

when she touches you and laughs at all your dumb jokes desu

shit kike edition

are jezza

I got wanked off in the staff room earlier at work, not sure whether she's truly into me though.

how's /brit/ doing today

not bad myself

the one who pretends to miss the drop

If she touches you it's pretty much definite.

are you actually fucking silly

get familiar

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Would hold hands with

oh you're one of those skinny white teenagers pretending he's a black rapper?

absolute STATE of that Sup Forums mong who thinks anything to do with a non-white is orchastrated by the jews

Aye, ya wee prick. Not bad meself.

>representatives of the people
>implying they won't just vote for themselves

>touches you
nah, this girl touches me and she 100% DOES NOT like me

wish she did though ;_;

manz out in tokyo

>he fell for the democracy meme

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So if we were sitting together and she was showing me stuff on her phone and she was getting pretty close that's a good sign? Like, heads pretty close together, legs touching and all?

My shitty jokes got a reaction too.

just heard the news about brexit being blocked

disgraceful t-b-h

we're not leaving the EU
Hillary will win the election
i've just been made redundant
never going to see the work qt again

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if she plays with her hair, she's probably keen

he's not black or white, he's both (his own words)

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If you're 100% sure she doesn't like you why are you asking?

because the referendum isn't a legally binding parliamentary decision, it's just information that members of parliament should use to make a formal decisions
and they're not going to vote for brexit because it was basically 50/50

nah trump is actually gonna win desu

if your mum vomited at the sperm bank she'd be a millionaire

Why live in Little Aston when you can live in London or Kent?

She's got quite short hair actually.

Which I really like

>tfw east asia tour

not the poster who originally asked

just thought i would chip in

Yes that's a very good sign, ask her out for a drink. I bet you she'll say yes

nah hes a nigger

haven't got time to watch it. just give me the gist of it lad

Just went on /soc/ for the firs time

That isn't what Sup Forums browsers look like, RIGHT?

People use /soc/ and then leave, RIGHT?

TOP KEK

>nah hes a nigger

You've known her a long time then? She's probably just comfortable around you

probably

/soc/ is awful, i went on once and it was fat autists posting their arseholes

It' not really being blocked, more likely the process will take longer.

If you still need to ask this you're fucked

it's going to get blocked

>>>/britpol/

this is a grime general

trump is winning by a lot already to be honest

and as i understand it, parliament will still trigger article 50, but they might delay it until Labour wins the next election and Corbyn will do a "soft brexit" and basically nothing changes

democracy is a jewish meme

need to cum all over their faces

Little Aston golf club doesn't allow women members. checkmate.

no its not paki

known her from like a 18 months yea

maybe she's just one of those girls who's very touch with all her friends. i don't know because i never see her with anyone else

i'm a fat cunt

what are you going to about it?

exactly, fuck the lot of you

2,1

hey there fatty bum bum

call you a fat cunt
fat cunt

fucking swear lads i feel like im dying
too soon for me to go

to put it into perspective /soc/ was created to keep those dickheads off Sup Forums

they were too shit for Sup Forums

Do you like her? how do you know she doesn't like you?

Seeing her on Saturday for another house party so that's fine. Secret aim is to have kissed by the end of the night but we'll see.

God she's qt though. Also there are weird things like the fact I went to see Les Mis on Broadway and it turns out I was at the exact same show as she was.

It's almost like we live in some sort of fascist dictatorship

fatty bum bum waheeey

Maybe she does like you lad

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future garage

fuck off i just wanted to make friends with you

>Bump into qt at uni
>Cock immediately rock hard
>Enter her at faster than light speed

yea i like her, a lot to be honest

>how do you know she doesn't like you?
there's nothing to like

nothing
we get to laugh at you waddling down the street

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aston wood does

waste my tax money when your fat arse becomes diabetic and needs years of medication before your early death

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business idea: spoil shit shows for runts

the asian bloke dies in the walking dead

>Strakosch being a Jew and his involvement in the payment of the private debts of Sir Winston Churchill, in 1938, has been cited as evidence of Jewish involvement in British politics in the run up to World War Two. Strakosch had supplied Churchill with figures on German arms expenditure during the latter's political campaign for rearmament against the Nazi regime, and the financial arrangement enabled Churchill to withdraw his home Chartwell from sale at a time of financial pressures.[5]

ahhhh yes

Me in the middle

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pfffttt no it isn't

some women are just very touchy, it means almost nothing

Remember when Pakistani pedo gangs abducted and raped thousands of British girls over the space of decades and no one did anything?

>Also there are weird things like the fact I went to see Les Mis on Broadway and it turns out I was at the exact same show as she was.

how is that shit not cancelled yet

new creps lads

ahh yes because everyone who cares about the show won't have seen the opening episode that's over a week old

you're shit at being a cunt

shan't be reading a world of this

the fuck is a crep

You're doing it wrong Giuseppe

tony dies in the sopranos at the end

*fade in to me looking relaxed, absolutely blissful, against a white wall*
*sighs contentedly, absolutely happy with life*
*suddenly a robotic womans voice comes from the left*
"warning," it says, "warning," it says, "warning," it says
"oh what is it now you infernal device," i grumble, opening my eyes and losing the serene dreams of nirvana to the sterile walls of reality
*glances over at my smart watch*
*says "/brit/ thread started 5 minutes ago"*
ohhhhh POO! POO POO POO! OH NOO!!! IM LATE FOR MY BIG POST!!! EVERYONE WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO MY GIMMICK AND WHAT HAVE I DONE?! IVE JUST BOTTLED IT COMPLETELY!!!
i simply must get to the venue and perform my post before they let some yank rotter take my place
oh cripes its 6:30pm, doesnt janny close the doors at 7? ive got to rush!
just one problem...
*record scratch*
*camera pans down, revealing that i am currently in a very soapy bath*
*sighs and shrugs*
*smash cut to the empty stage*
*audience very restless just off screen*
"will poster #69942872 please--"
no hold on, hold on, HOLD on you fucking paki rat
*the fat mexican about to get his turn sits down dejectedly*
*theres an almighty scraping sound backstage*
*audience waits with bated breath*
*something starts pulling one of the curtains down from underneath*
*a great oblong shape protrudes from it*
*the curtain collapses completely*
*i arrive in style, my bathtub pushed by 2 of my most diligent maidservants*
*i wave daintily at the audience, getting foam everywhere, and making the janitor clench his mighty fists*
alri?
*gets a few chuckles*
sorry im late lads, had a bit of a timing mishap as you can see haha *turns to maids* mabel, margaret, that'll do m'dears *they dutifully curtsey and scurry away*
now then... ah yes...
*slips on a pair of fake glasses and scans my notes*
so i promised you all a gimmick...
*gets a few cheers*
i know i know, im excited too! ive been working on this'un for some time. its a biiiit racy, but-
*janny shoots me between the eyes*
oh poo

pancake thing

maybe it translates to nike or something?

What is love?

so i just heard brexit requires a vote in the parliament, very mischievious id say

Baby don't hurt me

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Hillary is getting absolutely obliterated in the polls.

Its very clear how easily Trump will win

I've made a grave mistake lads.
I caught the wrong train and now I'm in St Helens