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Rorke edition

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what genre of music is johnny cash and willie nelson

getting into them both desu

Country

excellent post

*stands in your way*

Brexit won't happen

Hillary will win

why did get deleted and didn't?

grime

country, folk, rock and roll

depends what era. old man cash is best cash

fingers crossed

Business idea: blindly apply for jobs in reed and indeed

(though not sales jobs those are shit)

we really do live in the worst timeline

I CANT GROW A FUCKING BEARD.


I'M 20 FUCKING 2. HELP

It's very difficult desu.

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you thought you could stop globalism, goy?

cant help

>today
>coworker goes to the toilet
>comes out
>walking around the office
>see people looking at him
>they're laughing/sniggering
>he walks past me
>can't see anything
>turns around
>like 1ft of toilet paper hanging out of his trousers
>trailing behind him as he walks
>nobody points it out for ages

Think I would have died from embarrassment.

country music kicks some major ass then

>66944759
Janny is taking a stand against noncery in all its forms, including k-pop
You should know this by know Ludders

>implying
they won the refferendum
the cubs won the world series
Trump is winning
hillary's army of phantom supporters is evaporating fast.

Listening to Hank Williams

She wouldn't know what he's packing until already on embarked on the one-night stand though

baka

Most first world problem I have ever seen

Fucking Poles. Coming here, attacking our Muslims. That's our job.

>ass

foy

How could that possibly happen without noticing?

*trims my pubes*
Heh...... here, I'll help........
*Glues them to your face*

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outlaw country

ok going to top up the runt meter

wish me luck x

very witty. are you stewart lee

fuck sakes...arrested for that?

*Tugs on your trouser leg*
Could you let me through, please?

*shoves you out of the way*

;_;77
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>jailed for throwing bacon

"great" britain everyone.

If you're that desperate say you'll work >for free because you're passionate about their business and want to learn. If you're any good they will hire you within a week.

>jailed for throwing rashers

ah what an age we live in

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>he shaves his pubes

sure sign of a runt

trimming master race

/paki/ general when ?

business idea: become muslim so rorkes give me free bacon

>"It ought to be the happiness and glory of a representative to live in the strictest union, the closest correspondence, and the most unreserved communication with his constituents. Their wishes ought to have great weight with him; their opinion, high respect; their business, unremitted attention. It is his duty to sacrifice his repose, his pleasures, his satisfactions, to theirs; and above all, ever, and in all cases, to prefer their interest to his own. But his unbiased opinion, his mature judgment, his enlightened conscience, he ought not to sacrifice to you, to any man, or to any set of men living. These he does not derive from your pleasure; no, nor from the law and the constitution. They are a trust from Providence, for the abuse of which he is deeply answerable. Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays, instead of serving you, if he sacrifices it to your opinion."

>Canadian """soldiers"""
howling
only good for absorbing bullets and torturing darkies in Somalia and getting cucked for it

>eu gives us peace

Imagine being this runtpilled

>eu=peace in europe
>what is Ukraine

meaningless contradiction

>says the Australian
literally all Aussies are good for is dying en mass and then coming home to say what a good job they did dying so well.

you lot took the British meme of "heroic failure" to the next level.

>you can now be jailed for throwing a bacon rasher at someone.
>jailed
>thrown in a jail

>jail for that

>jail

well it was originally formed to prevent another war desu

i AM the eu

shallow and pedantic from Burke

The (((Kids))) won. We're not leaving the EU.

>Ukraine
>Europe

not in europe?

Muslims need special rights
what they did was worse than the holocaust.

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why does he keep posting this

>throw a clump of pig-meat molecules in the direction of a group of human molecules
>have your molecules confined to the molecule cube for 2/3s of the earth's rotation of the sun as punishment

ah yes

What's a rorke, Google only shows results related to cod

ah yes
the EU has prevented another war in Europe and not MAD

lot of good it has done since there have been loads of wars in the East.

>ukraine isn't in europe
retards

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why does he keep posting this

Cod you say?

i understood this until the last half

what did he mean by this?

rate the new chant, can be used at any football match

shit in my arse
shit in my arrrrrrse
you're a gay cunt
shit in my arse

the gf

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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It triggers the paki

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doopin great desu

>the year is 2020
>A food fight in a school in London results in a rasher of bacon being thrown in the direction of a muslim child
>all white children involved are sent to prison

pay reparations

China is prosper

where's the mexico guy

and he says "fucking retards"
and "kill yourselves"
or something like that

has he gone and kicked the ball has he?

Iceland did absolutely nothing wrong

Rorke's drift

He says an MP should dedicate himself to representing his people, but not bend to their every whim and become a populist because that's not in their best interests.

basically its like if a drug addict asks you for more heroin it would not be good for them if you gave them some even if it would make them happy.

i believe the phrase is "kill yourselves pirate scumbags"

>Two men who threw rashers of bacon inside a north London mosque in a racially motivated attack have been jailed for eights months.

>Mateusz Pawlikowski, 22, and Piotr Czak-Zukowski, 28, walked into Al-Rahman Mosque in north London as worshippers were getting ready for evening prayer.

>Pawlikowski approached one of them, swore at him, and threw a rasher of bacon towards him, continuing to throw further rashers on the floor of the prayer room.

8 months in prison for throwing bacon rashers INSIDE a mosque, not actually hitting anyone with them.

I assume he's in Mexico

anyone else having sex with an asian qt tomorrow?

I wish this smug cunt would get cancer.

i find it strange that kevin bacon is such a big deal in the UK when he's considered haram

>tfw you realize that compliments are something that often causes a psychologically-unhealthy reaction in the people who receive them and that you feel more blissful and are more healthy psychologically if you don't ever fish for compliments and don't think about them at all and quickly change the subject when someone compliments you so that the conversation doesn't dwell on it; but that when you start doing this and are feeling a sense of tranquility the people around you who know you well start to notice it and mention it and act like it makes you super special and when you are out in gatherings with large groups of people someone compliments you and then you change the subject and then the person that knows you well loudly says something along the lines of "user, that's what I like about you, you are humble and don't care about compliments etc" and then there is an awkward silence where everybody in the group for a few moments focuses on what was said and look at you skeptically and everyone assumes you are a try-hard or just posturing for pussy; and so to avoid those moments you force yourself every now and then to say thanks and pretend to be glad at the compliments you receive to avoid having someone point out that you are special for being so humble which ruins the whole point.

he's put the ball in the back of the net
unbelievable that is, absolutely magnificent

I hate it hen thappends

Shan't be reading a single letter

that's a misdemeanor AT MOST
Muslims are scummy and have massive political influence because they all get together and try to manipulate the system as much as possible.

I laughed when I first heard this, bit tame now.

Our resident paki Brum has been trying to force it as a meme for a good 2 years.

Just ignore it or filter it.

i'm in a bad mood today

not sure why

BUT I CRUMBLE COMPLETELY WHEN YOU CRY

IT SEEMS LIKE ONCE AGAIN YOU'VE HAD TO GREET ME WITH GOODBYE

because you can't bogan

hes off beaning around

>tfw autistic

VERY insensitive

OUR PRISON SYSTEMS ARE SO OVERCROWDED I DONT UNDERSTAND UGHHHHHHHHH!