Be chile

>be chile
>put on a sweater
>get warm

hahahahaha I sure wouldn't like to be a chilean now

but you're chilean on Sup Forums right now

>be hungary
>eat
>not hungary anymore

stop being so antisocial and go make some France

>be israel
>dissolve as a nation and as a people
>is not real

>usa
>you is gay

>be mexico
>go out
>get beheaded

>uruguay
>ur guay
>ur g ay
>ur gay

>be mexico
>be a company of mexi

>be spain
>take some medicine
>get cured

>be Spain
>feel the pain

>be canada
>be ada in a can

???

hahahaha good jokes, i'm gonna go... CHILE now lol
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>be hungary
>eat some turkey
>not hungary now
>no turkey now

did you roast the turkey with a jaPAN

>singapore
>nobody sings to the poor

>be Wales
>you're not actually an aquatic mammal

>tfw not witty enough to make those jokes

>be finland
>be the end of the world

...

>be Spain
>Ass pain

>Italy
>eat a lil
>argentina
>are you indian?

>be Laos
>get pulled out of someone's hair for being a bloodsucker

Mc'Sicko
Yeah beheadings are kind of crazy

>be Germany
>go to doctor and take medicine
>now you have few germs

>be Greece
>get into water
>float

>be pole
>women dance around you

>be Russian
>slow down
>not Russian anymore

>be French
>be a faguette

>be late for work
>Speed to make it on time
>Get pulled over
>officer, I was Russian

>be polish
>"co tojestrm kurwinski dubli tylko o kurwa! HAHAHAHA"
>be fun :D

be polish
get high on shoe polish

be czech
check and mate, faggots

>be polish
>shine shoes

Come on, this writes itself.

be Slav
steal an E from the English
become Slave

> be a cool guy just Adian people out
> can't Adian anymore
> be can't nadian

Be Upper Volta
Install a big transformer
Become Lower Volta