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You can't take it with you edition

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(((straya)))

pirate scumbags

a e s t h i c

Who lives on their own here? I do, pic related

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Britain is actually fucked with this current wave of illogical lefties. Can't believe that I, an immigrant, find this country rapidly becoming a extreme left shithole.

3 years then I'm gone for good.

>ring wing government
>right wing brexit

wat

>The media shills call it "right wing", so it objectively is.

GOOD MORNING

Yeah, Canada and Australia were literal colonies: empty (seemingly) land where British people went and settled. They basically started out with a British population, the best of British education and social/political structure. Plus Australia and Canada are both very rich in resources. Canada has a lot of oil, metal ores, lumber, furs, fish, land that's great for farming, etc., and it's close to the US, so can trade with it really well. Australia also has a lot of resources, including some ores that are very hard to find in other places in the world, plus Australia is so far from everything that it's never been invaded and destroyed in the World Wars.

Funny, isn't it?

Do you like Australian music?

youtube.com/watch?v=6U1slSoCCdc

You clicked the wrong the thread fatfuck? next time try not to post when eating a burger.

I fuck your mother

Do you want a slap?

looks very comfy my good yank

Serbia >>>> bosnian rats

turns out the gf is a virgin lads

Can we build a wall around the white cliffs of Dover to keep JFs out?

break the crust lid haha weeeew

post toot

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>friend's ex gf wants to shag me
>tell her to fuck off because she's insane
>she's still trying

Shut up frenchy

Just took 34mg of janny lads.

Absolutely unpaid

Better than expected. here's mine.

>brit

one of the gf's just sent me this
youtube.com/watch?v=wa0nLXVFZR0

What sort of people get triggered by the BBC?

I don't really watch the politics stuff only comfy TV like Springwatch and Attenborough programs so what causes all the anger?

i am le weed pro axe me anything

ya knoe whos not a virgin............................ITS ME..............thats right..................

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how many weeds per week?

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who /nopoop/ here?

i'm on day 17 of not pooping and my stomach hurts. so far i'm feeling more confident and less anxious. i also don't get sweaty hands anymore and i think i've lost some weight.

i even had the balls to ask a girl out (she said yes).

when i finally take a dump in 4 days, it will feel amazing.

have you ever tried /nopoop/? it's the shit

Colonize half the Sup Forums with a /brit/ general....complain about immigrants

Cara or Poots?

need a qt short hair gf to cuddle

>brit

call me by my real name pronto runty cunta

Wouldn't you just die?

Do you not understand the difference between white western europeans exporting their superior culture, technology and institutions around the globe and some primate coming to the UK and spreading their backwards and uncivilized religion and culture here?

What

Lately Ive begun to hate all white people. I hate that I was born into a country that will always see me as a foreigner or the punchline of a joke. I hate that as an Asian Brit my entire existence is a product of white colonialism. I hate how they made so many of us fall into a hole of self-hate and servility and wanting to do anything to associate with white people while shunning our own faces and our own skin. Sometimes it's really fucking hard to deal with all this shit. I'm sure it's wrong to hate all white people but that's really how I'm feeling these days.

hmm

three fiddy

cara then poots

*axes you*

jog on marco

Mr. Frog Legs hahahahaha fuckoff you melt

((((((((()))))))))))))

POO IN LOO


KEKEKEKEKK

bugger off jens van der hoek

Business idea: /brit/ without Australians, Canadians, Kiwis, or Americans other than myself.

>le right wing brexit
>free market publications like the FT and Economist both supported remain
>le right wing government
>highest ever net migration in the last year,
>marriage and Christianity in terminal decline under successive Labour and Conservative governments
>government spending as proportion of GDP within three points of being at an all time non-war high
>anyone who questions the status quo of multiculturalism being a strength is ostracized as a racist

The overton window has shifted so far to the left that the political right of today is occupying a position the left held 30+ years ago

business idea: my cock in your ass

both these posts hurt in a different way desu

>cara then poots
I like your thinking

I value the global contribution to /brit/xx

*kicks you in the nuts with my superior frog legs*
haha nothin personnel hamlet or more like nutlet haha brrrraaaaap

She's trying to get back at her ex.
Either fuck her or block her.

SCREAMING AT THIS POST
JUST SCREAMING
SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
SCREAMING SO LOUD MUMMY GETS ANGRY
SCREAMING LIKE A DONT GIVE A FUCK
SCREAMING LOUDER THAN 10000 SCREAMING CHIMPANZEES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>poop

Fuck off yank.

I really doubt you've gone 17 days without shitting, that's really fucking bad for you and you'll probably get really ill.

>mate used to work at a hospital
>colleague told a story of a man who was constipated
>was in hospital for ages because he could not shit and hadn't been for fucking ages
>one day he violently vomits shit everywhere
>dies

bugger off bret

>ass

foy

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*heems all of /brit/ with one fell swoop*

reality has a liberal bias

business idea: both of you are my new fuck toy

fonc

I want to heem your mom

Mate I'll come over there and give you a 2015 paris attack in your arse lad, proper clandestine an all you little fucking melt darling hahahaha frog fuckaaa

nig

How do I relate to people who like cancer ass memes and reference them in conversation all the time?

do not appreciate racism in /brit/

Hey lads, New poster here. Just installed Extra Flags.

Too small

nog

Ha lads I got so pissed last night I had a fight with my best mate, vomited in his living room, got thrown out of the club and racially abused the guys in the fried chicken shop, and even pissed the bed, woke up absolutely hanging couldn't even eat all day my stomach was fucked lol.

Btw weed smokers are losers and degenerates.

do not appreciate foreigners in /brit/

>If You Are Not a Liberal at 25, You Have No Heart. If You Are Not a Conservative at 35 You Have No Brain

nog

Anything political, everything fin which stories they chose to cover in the news to the people they choose to interview.

This is as much Australias general as it is Britains general desu

does jeremy corbyn despise (((((those people))))

They're basically advocating that white people should all be killed.

Including David Attenborough and that assburgers fella on Springwatch

You don't

*gives your bum a nuggie*
welcome to the playground kid

1/8th pure English blood here love pakis

If you aren't a conservative by 15 you have no brain

make me pregnant in my boycunt you won't dare you shitty tooth pasty mandem xx lel

>one day he violently vomits shit everywhere
That must be up there in the 'worst ways to die' charts
holy fuck

>racially abused

Are you a paki?

British Empire was unironically the best thing to ever happen to the world

Nig

mum told me to get a job
told her I'd rather get a blowjob
and she actually did it the absolute mad woman

What's extra flags?

pa