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about to roll a cheeky single skinner edition

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Kay Pop

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags!!!

*throws down*

I'm deuce

nippers the lot of you

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SKINNER!!!!!

I thought we were having steamed clams

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anybody see moussa sow's goal haha class right lads

do people actually waste time watching entire 2hr long alt-right videos

try reading a book instead you braindead plankton

didn't even see that post m8

Think i'll join you la'

dumb pirate frogposters

you're abysmal
when you were born your mother was told 'mam your kid is concave' by the practitian
'there's a hole in him where his brain should be
it's like the great gorge of rothinghamshire on sea' and then 'i don't think he should be living he's properly born beheaded and about as intelligent as a special ed attending clam'

Waaaaaayooooo

>yfw classical liberals would be ostracised for being communists nowadays

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GAS
THE
YANKS
lads

Doing a moved into my own flat

reading is for nu males

*shakes head*
*tuts*
*sighs loudly*

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witty english memers

this honestly
its not like there aren't plenty of books on similar subjects around. not that these meme political videos ever actually say anything, just that "THINGS R BAD" and no way to "fix" said bad things beyond vaguely appealing to tradition.

ferrying refugees towards the majestic ivory shore elevations of dover lads

uuhh hello? pizza's here

didnt know you partook
mind if i partake too? *partakes all your cigarettes and runs off with em* im rich, rich i say, ahahaha, ohohoho, look at me mummy ive done it-- *trips over my own ridiculous limbs and drops all your cigarettes down the nearest drain* ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh rats! what in the name of darth plagueis have i done!!! you fool, you fool, you fool! you fool! ive lost em! lost em all! and i shant ever have another....smoke......*vision grows cloudy* ahhhh..... this is it..... im ready to meet my maker......bad mistakes? i made a few........ here he comes.... the light approaches.... wait....thats not a light....well it is but haha anyway.... not god though is it? no... its... the headlights of an oncoming truck! im not dead or even dying!! im just on a busy foggy road! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RATS! *cranium smashes into a billion ugly pieces under the tyres of the the truck* *>truck fuck off yank* *err lorry sorry lol* *the shoddy italian infrastructure is blanketed in my grey matter and still-spurting spinal fluid as the remains of my head skitter from my broken and twisted body and spread out across both lanes*

I hope you're not planning on rolling that manually

gearing up to go and finish this isis business once and for all lads

wew

wahay!!
fancy a go?

hmm

Concluding that I enjoyed this post after a very thorough analysis

Bizarre post

loool whacky

>spend 90 mins a day on the tube
>molyneux and daily shoah podcasts to accompany me on my journey

why do people watch or listen to anything mate? Maybe publish it somewhere? Really made me think that comment did.

Need a Slavic gf to beat me to death with her high heels

youtube.com/watch?v=bdB3gZ-aVFk

>she isn't real

josie you've lost it babe

got arrested after I opened the door for some 8-9 year olds trick or treating in order to give them a treat, but received a trick instead, a swift punch to the bollocks by a girl dressed as a slutty pumpkin.
cock got fully hard almost instantly as I was momentarily in a state of pure bliss as the pain surged through my testicles.
her parents called the police then.

I had a slavic gf and she did hit me pretty hard a couple times, she was pretty strong...

mate your head probably looks like a literal donut with nothing in it's like an annulus of a doughnut or something. don't think you're fucking clever you silly cunt, you just make yourself look like a wanker

*Spins the bottle*
It lands on

>she is real

fanks

init

ent i just

lost what? the cigarettes? (reference to my post) i know lol

Any of you guys into blood play?

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didnt read but excellent post

ufff imagine if she posted toot

enjoy aids famm

nah

Unrelated, what the fuck is with this new captcha? Have to draw around a bloody plane and it's impossible on my phone

how did he not realise it wasn't his combat makeup when he was putting the lipstick on and doing his eyelashes?

would lye to answer byt eyboard broen sorry stellar contruubtyon anyway

Business idea: Point out samefag when the person isn't even trying to pretend like they aren't the same poster.

samefag

there's at least like 15-20k people at this rally wew

Alright lads looks like I'm going to be up until 4am working haha

*A few thousand*

that settles it lads, the classical liberals (which Jefferson was one of the foremost - everyone knows that) were really all left wingers and history has been rewritten to portray them as entrepreneurs and pioneers of the market

Let yourself down

Watford pride

the crowd goes all the way back to the street lad

it's a sea of people

Waiting on Article 50 lads

he is going to get killed like his mother hahahaha
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/30/prince-harry-rumoured-to-be-seeing-us-actress-meghan-markle/

Buy pass or Sup Forums die

samefag

Nipping this yank politics episode in the bud

You shut up about it RIGHT NOW

brext nexver happenng not that y care

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ruminating on the information presented in this image

might by a Theremin

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Broken engrish man is a liar and a thief

I don't usually post from my phone anyway and use legacy on my laptop so it's fine

samefag

I read every word of this image

huuuummmmaaaaa

I was referencing the CNN who tend to make a small deal about the size of the Trump rallies

I fucking love France
I get all exited when I see their flag
Their posts are always fun

FRANCE IS FUCKING BRILLIANT

So this guy gets thrown in the Thames at the end of this film and it kills him? I'm certain I could survive that shit

>ywn lick a fanny

not sure if this pertains to an argument

oh

yes they like to do that

Samefag

SO I WAS WITH MY MATE DAVE THE OTHER DAY
AND HE WENT AND PICKED UP A COPY OF THE ***DAILY MAIL***

>The audience titters, people begin to bite their lips in anticipation, some have even drawn blood as they try to contain their laughter as they think of what is to come next

AND I WAS LIKE

W H A T
A
B L O O D Y
R A C I S T.

>the bitten lips turn into full blown bites as the audience can no longer contain itself. Some even begin eating their own faces in delight. People are suffocating on the floor as they cannot draw breath for laughter, their death screams unheard under the thunderous chortle a daily mail joke brings out of an audience in 2015.

EVEN WORSE, HE SUPPORTS UKIP AND HIS SON'S BEST FRIEND IN SCHOOL IS POLISH.

>The crowd screams in pleasure at the irony of it all. Some even begin to black up, they've become so disgusted at being white, yet cannot stop laughing at just how funny jokes about the daily mail and UKIP are when Russell Howard is on the mic. The front row resort to ripping their genitals out and stuffing them in their mouths to stop the laughter.

WHAT A

LITTLE
E
G
E
N
D

>The laughter stops and turns into applause the like of which would rival the end of a film in any decently sized american cinema. Some begin to break their wrists they're clapping that hard. Overnight, Daily Mail circulation slumps to just 21,000 copies a day and UKIP disband, all thanks to Russell.

fanny is a name here, while in pirateland, it's a vagina

Is she proper fucked now?

it's really not that pleasant desu

if you make a post like this again without specifying what film I will burn you G*d d*mned house down

the yrony of ths post snt affectng my tremendous ego

my identical twin does gay fetish porn

Hope Trump gets it lads
Mad anglo bants

You thought it mean "arse"

Having a loud and shrieking laugh at that fact

samefag

actually met a girl called fanny today lol

youtu.be/cNymoBRmuZ8

Exceptionally good video

just got the number of the 6/10

somebody stop me before I do something I'm really going to regret

Found an Alien in my back lot
dubs decides what I do with it
youtube.com/watch?v=9nVPRd_x2Wc

Night and the City

nope, was me

I'm serious
I like France

samefag

you used to be my best ally in /cum/, i still remember you