Why don't you put your phone down for once? I dressed up so nice for you

Why don't you put your phone down for once? I dressed up so nice for you

Sorry bae, this bogan cunt won't stop talking about easter

Said no woman ever to me.

>A Chink is asking you to put your phone down
what bizarroverse is this?

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Don't fucking start

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what the fuck does this chink want? no, i don't want a massage, leave me alone

This.

Chinese and the art of conversation are incongruent.

If she isn't posting a moment on weixin, she ain't chinese

Singapore women are the most refined and graceful and we love to "get away from the rush" by putting our phones away

What if she was a JAPANESE?

Apologize now please

>implying there's any difference

Imagine the gubbemint forces your city to take in 100 new immigrants in your neighborhood and you are given an option to choose between Chinese, Koreans and Japanese.

Now it's personal and you have to say the word of truth

I'll take Japanese, but I'm fine with Koreans too!

maybe if you said something interesting every once in a while

>you have to choose between cats, kittens and pussies

>Dodging the questions
Why you acting like a wuss? You may dodge your job and conscription, but not this Mario. Real man makes decision.

none of them cause problems. literally wouldn't matter

These memes are too dank bae

>Dodging the questions
why should i choose between 3 completely identical things? it makes no sense desu

>likes koreans
Hope you enjoy the kimchi stinking shit from a korean girl you fucking idiot

Korean food is shit
Chinese food is ok
Japanese food is decent

The Japanese dialect of Asian sounds better as well. No need to think of other criteria

What's wrong with Chinese or Korean dialect?

Is that an offer? I just had lunch but if you're good to go I'll be your huckleberry.

I take taiwanese. All the ones here are bro tier and the only ones who learn spanish and are ok with marrying outside. Same goes for north chinese.

Japs and gooks are autists and fujianese are nigger tier.

>implying nonasians even know the difference

fuck off chiang

they sound like shit dude, especially Chinese. Japanese is the only one with an alright sound to it

I assure you you will love the scat from a korean girl because it will smell fantastic

Chinese are vastly inferior though to the other 2

>user, did you really have to open carry on our date to Applebees?

how about I open my zipper in the bathroom here and you carry that schlong on into ur bum lmao

i would never ever take any dating advice from a canadian

well, if i wanted to seduce an animal i'd like to take advice from the only ones who have experience in it

Your roasts are on point today, Italy

>t. Van de Nigger
Look who's talking.

i want a qt asian gf like this reeee

>be me
>browsing 4chin
>gf says someshit like why don't you put that down I dressed up for you
>put phone down
>she goes away
>go back on 4chin
>croickie there she is again that fuckin prawn
I'll fuckin leave in her the bush if she keeps it up m8

I had a girl I went out with a bit who would be texting people constantly, posting on snapchat and facebook and all of it, all the time.
And if I ever had my phone out to text anyone she'd be like "oh, who're you texting?"

I was trying to start a conversation with some chink at college but she wouldn't put her phone down

iktf

I'll take Sichuanese any day

>I dressed up so nice for you

are you a trap, don't you?

Cum on her phone??

>Why don't you put your phone down for once?
I already paid you for 3 hours now shut up

>I dressed up so nice for you
i prefer undressed

t. Banana

>then she goes to the black guy secretly because he treats her nice

>secretly

>well, at first.
>after caught red handed, the boyfriend also submitted to bbc and simply say "no homo" to dispel the "gay jinx".

what country is this