Try to name a country with a more positive influence on the world than Britain Edition
/brit/
Aiden Gomez
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Juan White
get rid of london and we'll get rid of molenbeek
Eli Rogers
shit edition
Asher Robinson
Leave out Britain and you have your list
Aaron Carter
mmmmmm karen :s
Dylan Foster
haven't performed a wank in a long time now
Jose Johnson
...
Jeremiah Reyes
>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha
Thomas Anderson
*swallows the esoteric pill*
Adrian Cook
having a look
Ryan Gray
New oneitis tb h (on the right)
Thomas Martinez
only when im out with the lads
Jason Morgan
business plan: canned air
Dylan Collins
look at the top of her head
James Gomez
really hope brown people stop coming to America desu
Ryder Davis
Nearly all of them
That was easy
Kayden Gomez
It's called a Jew goal you melt
Joseph Russell
deano has a wife, his own house and lots of friends? isn't he much more successful then the vast majority of /brit/?
Matthew Jones
Calling my lawyers
Jackson Morris
i.4cdn.org
what do you think was going through her head?
Carson Gonzalez
how do I stop being jealous of people better off than me?
without becoming a buddhist
Julian Jones
>tfw no friends at uni
Eli Foster
taking vocaroo requests for the next 45 mins
get them while they're hot
each will cost the equivalent to the janitors wages
Kayden Harris
Ayy lmao
Anthony Foster
Whats wrong with it m8?
Jonathan Walker
"fuck off yank"
Robert Wilson
My blood is potato
William Davis
crush them
Christopher White
Why would anyone want to listen to you
Lincoln Fisher
Hvað heldur þú, er nauðsynlegt að skjóta þá?
Nicholas Anderson
"you little nigger."
Nathaniel Murphy
for some reason i like watching the infowars supplement commercial videos
youtube.com
i don't even watch their news videos, i just find it comfy to watch them talk about snakeoil for 20 minutes for some reason
Camden Young
wew. bet that's expensive
you stop caring after a while if it makes you feel better
Parker Fisher
Triggered
Noah Gutierrez
Louis C.K. walks on stage
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
*applause*
"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect.
"KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!
Luis Flores
>tfw no friends
Austin Williams
"essex is the best county and its flag has three seaxes that do not look like fucking scimitars"
Xavier Bennett
>anime
Joshua Barnes
Business idea: rent out her forehead as ad space
James Cruz
post the one where a kid is crying
Jaxon Foster
whats the best band w/ a female singer?
Wyatt Collins
Ulster is a speccy wee twat
Jack Evans
success isn't just measured by what you own
Samuel Morris
"I hereby apologise for the potato famine on behalf of the united kingdom"
Justin Hughes
We wait and think and doubt and hate. How does it make you feel? The overwhelming feeling is rage. We hate ourself for being unable to be other than what we are. Unable to be better. We feel rage. The feelings must be followed. Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe we're getting in touch with our condition at last. It's horrible how we always die alone, but no worse than living alone.
Carter Wilson
Vektor
it's actually a 52 year old man but he sounds a bit like a woman
here's an example
Jason Lee
ooo..
Halestorm
Paramore
Marmozets
Evanesence (lol)
Bully
The Cardigans
Amaranthe
Tyler Scott
Would unironically hang such people desu
Kayden Myers
No Doubt
Jackson Bennett
halestorm is shit
Cameron Lewis
this woman's voice is absolutely divine
Brandon Harris
Jefferson Airplane
Hudson Edwards
Pixies
John Fisher
jump the gun is catchy as fuck but they are kinda shit
so are all the rest of that list except paramore
Samuel Rogers
Reckon vocaroo lad was chatting shit tbqh
Josiah Smith
>female led bands are shit
*tips*
Liam Rivera
>fat neets on Sup Forums had a hand in shaping who the leader of the most powerful country in the world will be
This is like a fucking anime
Charles Watson
amaranthe is good but they have 3 lead singers, only one of which being a roastie
Isaiah Diaz
most women can sing like that
Parker Smith
They really didn't
Jeremiah Lee
really make me think
Zachary Jones
The Pretty Reckless
Matthew Barnes
I didn't say that at all you mong
Brandon Williams
maybe a little bit
Leo Jenkins
Portishead
Blondie
Jefferson Airplane
Pixies
The Breeders
Fleetwood Mac
Nicholas Robinson
would never let anyone irl find out but I absolutely love some of their songs
Logan Morgan
Cameron Johnson
>Labour's brexit position is freedom of movement but out of the single market
hmm...
Tyler Jenkins
Yeah sure lad that's why they're all out there doing it then innit
Utter mong
Isaiah Garcia
>Fleetwood Mac
finally a good suggestion
Jackson Gonzalez
any good documentaries on youtube?
Gabriel Perry
fapbait
Kevin White
empire of dust
William Robinson
shan't be listening to these
Ian Miller
Blondie
Jordan Reyes
Doing an ANIMALS AS LEADERS
Andrew Perry
TOP LAD
Leo Campbell
fuck off leaf
Brody Adams
already seen it
pretty funny yet sad documentary. africans are eternally cucked
Nathan Ortiz
absolute choonage
Joseph Rogers
Howling at the thought of your mum listening to this outside your door
Dylan Turner
St Vincent
James Edwards
>band
Evan Sullivan
how the fuck do you say "shan't"
Wyatt Diaz
>implying anyone wants to hear some fat sweaty autist scream and breathe heavily into his laptop mic because he was too retarded to fix the sound settings
Michael Lee
i'm an 18th century whig opposed to the continental loving tories
Nathaniel Nelson
Here you go lads, he didn't kill himself:
Isaiah Miller
cheers lid
i live alone however my mate is downstairs having a bath, he probably heard some mumbling upstairs through the walls and doors
Brayden Davis
whats the best band w/ a male singer?
Matthew Nelson
Cocked the last one up m8
Give it another go with a scottish accent. Sound angry.
Angel Nguyen
wow, mexican (((((intellectuals)))))) are saying bad things about trump
Juan White
It's completely normal not to have had a gf by the age of 18 r-right guys?
Aaron Robinson
why don't you just marry trump
Hunter Butler
Have literally no friends at uni lads
Feel like life genuinely couldn't get worse. I dread waking up early because it means I have to be conscious for longer.
Evan Morales
Outkast
Brandon Flores
yeah, the drums, bass, keyboard play themselves on tour
Noah Ward
i wish i could
Jaxson Kelly
Charles Fox might be up your alley.
Matthew Collins
Chase Nguyen
AYE BUT AT WHAT COST