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Jangle yer Bangles edition.

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is it, dare I say it ... too much ?

first for roy keane and tony cascarino

Too much melanin

Good thread. Too bad I'm sleepy.

I was just about to complain about it not being a bangles edition. Imagine my surprise when it was actually a bangles edition. Haha great craic.

HA HA NORNIGGER BTFO

HOW CAN HE -EVEN- RECOVER>?

1, 2, 3, 4.

Like poetry.

Weak lad.

please no bully

I have feelings ye know

dod
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>tfw you're too autistic to ever have a pint with the lads from /eire/
;-;

>all these super-fortresses in MGS5's MP

Fuck this game.

Is anyone up?

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Needing an irish gf

>to smart to drink

Which do you prefer better: Taxi Driver, or American Psycho?

How easy would it be for a muh heritage American like me to immigrate to Ireland?
How would I be able to take residence there, how would I be able to apply for citizenship once there, and would I face discrimination for being American?

Serpico

You'd be worshiped like a god with your perfect teeth and skin, also its likely you are already entitled to citizenship. Were any of your grandparents Irish

Most expats live in expat communities and pretty much live in a tiny version of America (with unavoidable HOA). They eat sleep and breeđ with expats 90% of the time.

My grandfather was the son of an Irish immigrant and an Irish American, so my great grandfather is the most recent ancestor who was a full blown Irishman, that I know of.

Also, since my great grandfather (my mother's grandfather) was Irish, does that make my mother entitled to Irish citizenship? and would that in turn make me entitled to Irish citizenship or is that just some loophole that doesn't work?

It makes your mother but not you.

how do i get an irish gf?

>i will never live in the comfy irish country side with my irish gf and irish dug. and i'll never have an aran sweater

why live?

>tfw I could have lived like that but my mother wanted to live in the city

Now I don't fit in anywhere...

>I don't fit
What, can you not just exchange the jumper?

bump

You'd have to have your parents (who are entitled to it) to apply for citizenship, and then you can probably apply for it.

You can email the Department of Foreign Affairs or Department of Justice.

There's also a "Minister for the Diaspora" but I don't think they actually have any real power or influence. Your best bet is either Justice or Foreign Affairs.

If you do move here, you better assimilate real fuckin' quick.

>tfw no average irish gf

Solid ed.

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

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>Trump wins Wednesday
>McGregor wins Saturday


this will be an unreal few days lads

I fucking quit Metal Gear Online after a week of play.

The stealth camo assholes just ruined any amount of fun I had with it.

I wish they made it more like MGSV with wide open maps and the ability to drive tanks, jeeps and Metal Gear's.

It felt so pointless for Konami to make a whole new studio when all they put together was a watered down, third-person cowadoody.

what the fuck

What does this mean?

Is it DA JOOS again?

won't be replying directly you godless paedophile

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You still replied to me indirectly so you might as well.

Móra na maidine daoibh

i dont really understand what the purpose of all of this is

It's a Sup Forums "HAPPENING" thread.

Just typical nonsense that those idiots just love to blow out of proportion for (You)'s.

well you have to do something to get those juicy (You)'s

Bit slow this morning boys

a bottle of cider here costs 7 euros , for how much am i being robbed

7? is it a pint bottle from a pub?

no a bottle at my local irish supermarket

what the fuck

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should be about €2

Just had a shower lads, massaged me bollocks an da.

/morning/

maidin mwa

Finally, another good poster for once.

Cén chaoi a bhfuil?


[I always hated how the transliteration did not capture the actual Gaeltacht pronunciation.]

If you can't speak it then don't bother at all.

Google Translate can't do it right.

Nigga u gay.

In the Gaeltacht they say that as a general greeting as well as a question, pronouncing it "cyuchee bhfuil?". IIRC "cén chaoi" is how they told me to write it.

I am many posters

deciding what to do with myself today

entire life is free time atm

>entire life is free time atm

Hope you're not living with your parents senpai.
I'm in the bloody uni and regularly get my ear chewed off as if I was a NEET.

parents are pretty tolerant but I don't like being a reliant burden of a NEET so I'll probably get some shite job soon

>I'm in the bloody uni and regularly get my ear chewed off as if I was a NEET.
why's that

>why's that

Lazy and unmotivated, socially isolated.
Yes, parents, I am aware of those aspects of my personality/situation.

You and me both.

I just tried sending a CV to my local cinema by hand.
They straight up refused me because they had like 500 other applicants or something.

I mean, what's the bloody point in trying when your odds are so low?

you think you'd do well working in the cinema?
I always assumed all anime posters had autism, at least latent if not on the surface

>socially isolated.
can't you join some society at your uni?
seems easily solvable

>I always assumed all anime posters had autism, at least latent if not on the surface
What's the issue, just hand off the tickets to someone walking in and then clean shit up afterward.
How would someone with autism have issues doing any of that?

>mfw a paedo can't get a job picking up popcorn off the ground near me

I certainly would, coupled with the fact that I have a bitter nigger sort of resting face

looking for a more behind the scenes job, something in a warehouse like

>paedo
You keep spamming that word, I don't think you know what it means.

Pretty spoopy tbf.

It's hard to tell if this is the globalist elite version of ironic "Kek" worship, or if they're consciously in league with Satan.

>No new posts
Like working in Argos or something, packing the shelves with deliveries?

That's be my ideal job too, shame my local Argos isn't accepting any CVs either.

you could do what all the irish do that cant find a job anywhere , go to a different country and open a pub

how's the nofap going bois

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Well thanks.

I find myself too consciously disgusted by whores to let the pre-conscious arousal by their image take control.

>tfw you see people on social media claim that raising a child in the countryside is comparable to child abuse

Women, I presume.

Single mothers?

>can't you join some society at your uni?
Societies are full of normies.

It's usually socially awkward teens or twenty-somethings who blame their shite childhood and/or social autism on the fact that they didn't get to grow up in an urban area.

Yeah, but serious question, do you care?

how do i attract irish women?

About which?

>It's usually socially awkward teens or twenty-somethings who blame their shite childhood and/or social autism on the fact that they didn't get to grow up in an urban area.

Eh, they have a point. City living is very different from country living.

Some would say... unnatural...

When people go on a crusade against country-living it's generally women or your odd homosexual who loathe the country attitude to anonymous whoredom. Or else the more autistic economic liberal/libertarian, but really it's cultural questions which animate the most people the most.

pheromones

Sorry, I meant the socially awkward teens

believe that in 4 days the meme election will be all over and I'll stop seeing Trump spammed everywhere I go.

Not that I personally care for either candidate.

PLEASE cease this gimmick

>implying that the ride will end after the election

after the election the party that has lost will 100% start a new civil war the memes have gone too far there is no going back now

this might be partially true, I'm convinced you'll have a few thousand NRA boys shooting things up if Hillary wins

if trump wins its 100% sure that the blacks are going to riot

I can't wait for the Meme Wars. I've been stockpiling for years.

More like the FBI's "pale stale males" being sacrificed to Moloch on the front steps of the Lincoln Memorial and a portal opening up to Planet of the Apes.

And if Trump wins, he'll get assassinated and all the blue states' local governments will basically refuse to obey any order they don't like.

I-I didn't ask for these trips...

everyone has to get a proxy in the US so that we can cause a new civil war on Sup Forums , the great meme war

"You fought in the baneposting wars?"

BEGONE FOUL SATAN!

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>that image
go away you autistic cretin

same applies

...

I actually really want an irish gf.

...

Wave a ten pound note about.

Hmm, I'm not sure, crusading seems like a very catholic thing to do. I thought this was an Anglican thread.

>Anglican thread
Just because we've been infiltrated by Nordies doesn't mean we've all taken the soup.

And of course Crusading is a Catholic thing - Anglicans would never dream of attempting to do something useful.