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Hello

She's so pretty.

Pizza Pizza delivers macaroni now

Yes she is.

sorry

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AAAAAND STAY OUT ya fuckin leafs

>tfw live in peterborough
>last mp was dean del mastro
>current mp is maryam monsef

Why can't this town get an MP who is not a corrupt, lying sack of shit involved in some sort of scandal? It's kind of embarassing desu

Unironically like their songs

You're welcome to post here with your rare alternate Canada flag bud.

>tfw someguy named vito spatafora always runs for town council
>tell everyone not to vote for him because he has the same name as the gay guy on the sopranos
>he always gets elected anyways

here is your passport

>tfw live in peterborough

Ben?

your province
how's the gf situation in your province buds?

ON
NOT good

Nope, Luke but I know a few Bens. Are you in Ptbo?

Alberta
Thinking of giving up and just sticking to prostitutes buds.

BC
DIRE

ON

I've resorted to interpals to talk to girls again

Ontariariario

Getting a headstart on /gf2017/

AB
NOT good

Cool Pepe. Thanks user.

fuck Canada

t. st. pierre and miqueloner on vacation

Ontario, terrible, i'm broke and live in a town of rich girls

frogs

No but I have family there. I'm in Oshawa

ON

Bad

bit rude chap

Canada is such a normie country but Canadians here are not

how many drugs are you on at the present time?

are brits allowed to go to canada with our passports?

Hello leafs

Good luck with the next 5 months of life

two lel

pei

not too shabby bud

excellent post

yeah obviously but not to live forever lmao

unless you wanna fug, I'll get you a visa bb

Yep

Thanks nippon

you're banned

im going to come and kill your mooses

I live for the winter

A true Princess... if I ever saw one :)

Said "Hey think fast" to a chinamen today while I pretended to throw something. Stupid idiot fell over on his ass. Stupid idiot.

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You can try

>tfw fucking hate winter
>tfw perfectly comfortable in 30 degree weather

Australian citizenship pls

I met a chinaman named Chien once

I told him his mom named him after her favourite dish

Kiss me and I turn into a prince, baby

>freaky stories

Holy fuck that is a blast from the past

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lads I miss harper so much

I can't take the weedman banter for much longer

here have another

We shall endure, but thanks Nippon.
Love and Respect.

i'm dominican

Republirunts

What are your thoughts on Maxime Bernier?

Same here. I identified with Harper, whereas Trudeau is too much of a normie

motherfucker try it

SK
Loads of dirty suicidal Saksa-bush pussy

Harper was fucking trash but pretty boy Trudeau won't last another election. He only won because people were voting against Harper

NDP will split the lefty vote again and pretty boy Trudea will wish he went through with the electoral reform then.

WHOA

ARE MEESE BIGGER THAN VANS??

>Friends want me to come to the cottage for the weekend
>I want to stay home and watch movies
>This is exactly how I've lost most of my friends
>I know if I lose these ones I'll have nobody
>Really want to stay home though

What do?

he seems like a libertarian type. I guess it's better than having a SJW moron, but I'd prefer more of conservative, like the old reform party.

Bring a gameboy

>libertarian """""""""conservatives"""""""""
>qu*becois

Dropped

You're delusional. The other parties aren't even trying to mobilize for another election because they know they'll get reamed.

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>almost got to +20c here
fuark lads

go you fucking goof

you can watch movies anytime

fuckin go for it

ditching all your friends to sit at home is shit, I have first hand experience in that

dominicans also fought for the queen of spain

i am a monarchist

How can I better cultivate and develop my inner Albertan, /canada/?

are moosen friendly?

>reform
Have fun destroying the PCs and splitting the vote even further.

They are actually our most dangerous animals

>i am a monarchist

Good lad

Buy a massive pickup truck with a liftkit
Buy a bunch of shit that you don't need with oilsands money
Vote Conservative
Jack off to Stephen Harper every night

Do all this and you'll be Albertan in no time.

t.Alberta

i am descendant of colonists but the slaves rebelled and now i live in canada

Go to Texas, it's basically the same thing

drop out of high school and pretend you're Texas

Hell no lmao.

Double agree.

don't forget the truck nuts

Don't forget a can of dip

>dominicans
The same people who hate Haitians because of a thing they did centuries ago ?

Don't finish high school and work on the tar sands while making insanely shitty purchases and having nothing in savings.

How the fuck does that hat stay on her head?

he's literally a clown

Suck oil companies's dick

harper's CPC was essentially the reform party but toned down 20%, and he won. the right can win in Canada, but it all hinges on having a good leader.

Can't fucking stand the addicts and unemployed people here. GET A FUCKING JOB DAMMIT. I WANT OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE.

KEK

>i live in pei (a provincelet)

no
if you end up hitting one while driving, you're having anywhere from 800 to 1500 pounds of moose coming through your windshield or hood
they are usually docile but they can also be unpredictable territorial and fuck you up without a moment's notice if you get too close

>InB4

The cpcs are at each other's throats because the PC element hates the reforms attempts at controlling them. I'll also note that the more reform Harper became the more his electability tanked.

pei is really comfy though, why the hate

But it's comfy tho

>being from the mainland

Canadian + Brit bby. DEAL WITH IT!