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Maisie edition

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cara

needs more fat

BREXIT BTFO

something's awry with your flag caralad

cor blimey it's late but feeling naughty tonight so will stay up even later!

>are you some kind of monster?
you tell me
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doing a think about life

It's 3 in the morning why are you still awake?

God spede ƿe plouȝ: & sende us kǫꝛne Inolk

Kate Bush

What does it feel like to be dead?

night is the only reprieve

needs less chromosomes

Why are poor white people such druggies ffs

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genuinely wouldn't do this for £5 million

only wank to nude scenes in movies

what

Reprieve from what?

imagine being frozen with fear up there, unable to move

need a blonde gf lads

>5 million
mate it's like an hour or two of terror for the rest of your life sorted

*rips off her bikini*

*asks for directions*
*wanks*

ended up in the /cum/ thread and couldnt even tell the difference

/cum/ is a shithole

Night time brit is basically cum with all the yanks and maple yanks

In /cum/, things happen

wtf I hate cum now

Please respond

isn't it just

don't know if you've noticed but the white working class has been getting absolutely destroyed

mate I wouldn't even do it for a billion

some parts of the video actually look okay

stomach is just fucking churning for most of the video

the dire state of this mexican's brains

doing a cum

like what?

is this a parody of that canadian dickhead claiming to be a scots-canadian?

i prefer brown-eyed girls to blue/green eyed girls
is something wrong with me?

what are some colloquialisms for going to the gym?

Fucking hell mate.

I'd probably do it for 10 grand.

filtered

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butterfaces make my willy REALLY stiff desu

>if you came from nothingness

you're picturing nothingness as some sort of void

nothingness is literally nothing. we didn't come from it and we don't go back to it

>Honestly, if I can't get clean at this point I'll just kill myself... Why prolong it?

what did the addict mean by this?

Not a parody, I just drank some Yorkshire tea and the history of my ancestors arrived to me in a vision, a glorious vision, where I was slaying pakis left and right and the Queen herself joined me in the slaughter, defending England's shores from the menace of Islam

In other words just taking a piss

t'geaowf just sent me this

never listened to a st anger song to hear what people on mu were talking about with the trash can drum, but now i understand

you really wouldn't. you probably just skipped over the video and thought 'that's fine'

with these videos you need to watch it all the way through, full screen and put yourself in the shoes of the worker. then the stomach churning begins

LOL!!!! I've gone and saved this :P

Why do Euros get so mad when people talk about their heritage? Especially the Irish.

>asks for directions
>acutally can you wank me off?

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How has he not been arrested. Some of these roads hes naming are near my home

i presume it's the part with the butter you like best you lardy cunt

I can't even imagine 'nothingness', I can't even imagine not existing, how is it even possible?

Its not even darkness, its literally nothing

how much caffeine does tea have?

I want to make a cup and eat some digestives while i finish my netflix program before bed, but don't wanna say up too late hehe

my gf

Do Brits actually pronounce the letter f "owf"?

Maybe tip the CPD off on it.

digestive wanker loves his digestives

Mate as I said, it's a an hour or two of terror for massive profit.

Remember before you were born?

hmm

that's you,...why are you posting your dick here

haha he mentioned the street i live on in one of them
i could have possibly seen this guy before

yeah you did, but i wouldn't expect a runt to understand

Have some herbal tea

Canayanks get in here

>Airf

t. yank

Tea leaves actually have more caffeine but they are also diluted more in the water

it depends how many leaves you use too since the caffeine is released in the first ten second of brewing, not by letting it steep forever

tea also has a calming agent in it so you feel alert but not hyperactive.

paul fucking dano

>italy fought the soviet union in siberia

what the fuck

>White Chicagoans in charge of not being degenerate fucks
Still got that HDI, though.

the streets he's naming are in the dark green areas

It's a very simple concept, you're probably over complicating it. My mate can't imagine it either, he thinks there simply has to be something after life because he can't imagine his consciousness not in a state of being.

Try thinking of a new colour right now

"Ehf"?

Exactly, which is why we still got that bretty gud HDI

fucking hell

Just ordered a 14 inch pepperoni, lads. Paki just informed me he's throwing in a drink too.

Ultaviolet

Noice

we are just bits of biological matter that work together to undergo chemical reactions to make us think we are one united being

pizza in the middle foreground looks nice

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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grinj

What type of drink

Doing a crusade lads

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find it easy to comprehend the concept of new colours because i have seen them in the k world

I asked him for two and he said yes, the madman!

Orange crush and Coca Cola

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Just vary the wavelength of light

doing a wank in my car

Enjoy your sugar crash

christ how did he end up with a 50y old seacow like that

Only having one tonight x

Keep having dystopian/utopian dreams and nightmares

BARE
U
M

so he can get a green card

Done a move into my own flat last week

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that boy has tits

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just coughed

What the fuck is a calle?