ITT: Normie Stories

>Be the person that is me
>tell gf to pick song
>user, whats up with the song names
>"what do u mean"
>like are these the real titles?

post better stories than mine

and stories where you were outed as autistic/patrician, those are great

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>Be the person that is me

who else would you be?

>be me
>listening to Phish live bootlegs
>"user this is shit. When does it end?"
>"Don't worry. It's almost over"

>be last year
>in laid back art class full of normies
>teacher asks what music she should put on
>jokingly say harsh noise
>she actually looks it up on youtube
>puts on suffy Stevens song called "Harsh Noise"
>for some reason actually plays it all the way through
>every one talks about how weird it is
In retrospect I should have said merzbow

>Link a girl Clams Casino's "I'm God"
>"WTF IS THIS EMO SHIT"

>mom has decent, if normie, music taste
>stuff like genesis, bowie, byrne etc
>she always puts some music on while cooking
>one day we're cooking together
>decide it's time to broaden her music horizons
>"you're gonna love this, it's so chill and atmospheric and ethereal"
>put on talk talk-spirit of eden
>one minuye in
>"user, wtf is this, it sounds awful"
>all my sadness

the twist is the girl was the partician here

When my dad heard loveless in the 90's he thought his CD was skipping

I don't understand this kind of shit, I see normies eating shit everywhere, then you came up with something slightly different from what they like and they just hate it.

That's why I simply don't ask anyone to listen anything no more, but if they wanna a ride they are forced to hear death grips or any shit metal band that I like nowadays.

>girl says she likes jazz
>Play some Coltrane, the list could go on
>She doesn't like it
>Ask her to play what she likes
>She searches "jazz music" on YouTube

I actually hate Aphex Twin's song titles.

>See The Antlers live
>start conversation with people next to me before the show
>ask what other artists they like
>mfw Dream Theatre

show was beautiful

>Dream Theatre
I don't even like them anymore but this shit still triggers me.

>Be me
>Chillin with the senpai
>aye d00de wanna hear da beat?
>Aight senpai I gotchu wit the listen senpai big job d00de
>Ayyye here come dat boi
>play da track
>Bro this shit isn't even that good

what a fucking idiot told him to go suck a dick then we literally knocked a homeless man's teeth out because he was a fucking pleb faggot

This is stupid but I laughed so good job

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shit like this drives me off a cliff

>put blink-182 on, because normies like blink-182 and it's catchy pop punk
>"can't stand this greb mosher music, its awful, too intense"
>wat

I keked a little.

>put blink-182 on

>See The Antlers live
>not expecting plebs to be there

you played yourself

>Freshman year of college
>Superb Owl
>watching the game in a lecture hall with 6-8 of my friends, all of them at least a year older than me
>word had gotten around by now that I listened to "weird" music
>they decide now is the time to interview me
>end up playing youtube videos on the projector during commercials
>figure I'll start off with something easy
>dfa1979-romantic rights
>"user wtf was this recorded with a toaster?"
>"is there even a chorus?"
>"how are you supposed to dance to this?"
>give up and put on takyon
>"this is the worst song I've ever heard. My head hurts."

Jokes on them because now they keep asking to come to shows with me. I did show them a Run the Jewels music video that night and they all enjoyed that

>play psychocandy for friend
>ask what he thinks
>"your speakers suck too much for me to hear the music"

;)

This actually pissed me off, thanks user

Also, jank captcha

Special shoutout to the douchebags whose only exposure to jazz is Cowboy Bebop, Kids on the Slope and Baccano

>"I love jazz!"
>plays the Cowboy Bebop theme
>mfw

pls explain this meme

>Chilling with my friend and his gf
>Being the Edgelord that I am, put on fuckin youtube.com/watch?v=S3yHbf7XEXU
>She is not having it, gets up and immediately says "can we listen to like, real music?", unplugs my shit and puts on The All American Rejects or something similar.

It's a start, but it's hardly jazz, you're right. Some of the other tracks are pretty tight: youtube.com/watch?v=l8wWa3O9cUo

What a lovely, accessible, and simple track. I really need to get around to the analords.

God I hate normies.

Actually, I like the whole album. My point wasn't the quality of the Cowboy Bebop score.

But you can't say "I'm a jazz fan" if you only know one album and the one album you only know because of weeaboo shit. Maybe I'm an elitist but it just seems dishonest and tryhard.

the song titles on Syro look like what you'd find on a normie's phone filled with songs ripped from youtube or tubidy or something

>CIRCLONT14 Pitbull - Timber ft. Ke$ha MUSIC VIDEO VEVO syro u473t8+e

I don't hate them, but yeah I thought that I might get away with that particular track because it's so pretty. The Edgelord series has a lot of my favorite RDJ tracks:
1/2
youtube.com/watch?v=Aloryfd5ipw&t=6179s

>Maybe I'm an elitist
Only if you give people shit, rather than just suggesting some actual jazz record

2/2
youtube.com/watch?v=HLrLjDTkicM

>Only if you give people shit, rather than just suggesting some actual jazz record
Yeah, I'm probably an elitist, then. I dunno, it drives me nuts.

I don't think that they're accountable for being clueless, I usually try to take the opportunity to show them something more serious but equally accessible, like miles davis, wayne shorter, horace mann

also herbie is good

That's probably fair.

Generally what they liked about the OST was the association with the anime, I've found. When you take that away they kind of lose interest.

this shit is incredible by the end

Then there's no hope.

Also the third of this is ridiculous youtube.com/watch?v=a4cX7iGM9y0

*last third, but the whole thing as well

Don't say "I love jazz" when you mean "I love animu soundtracks". Y'feel me?

You

That album is the shit man. I love listening to spokey dokey and watching the snow fall

Yea, but i understand why hes salty. There's a tremendous amount of great jazz music that (young) people are almost never aware of nowadays, and something like the cowboy bebop soundtrack is almost completely derivative of earlier pieces. Also the performance isn't amazing compared to what's out there. youtube.com/watch?v=Abpm6brSE74

this was supposed to reply to

random question for someone that can give me an answer

Where would be a good place to start if I want to listen to something that sounds similar to the piano in james set in this

youtube.com/watch?v=ymVbayWVGMw

kekd, I can picture this happening

Oh cool! Now I can listen to my Aphex Twin in 1080p HD/HQ.

its better than the first one i clicked

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this cracked me up, that really would be mfw

"A piece of music written to sound like jazz" is a long genre name.

probably very technically talented but that doesn't excuse making soulless cheesy wank prog

>go to a concert, enjoy it
>pleb family who listen to TV-music ask what genre was it
>consider how to explain what is metal/plunderphonics/krautrock/cumbia/IDM/dub/the list goes on
>"it was rock"
repeat for years forever

>Be me 15
>Chilling with foster brothers
>One likes metal
>Other likes hip-hop
>perfectoppourtunity.jpg
>hand me the aux cord pls
>get aux cord
>Play No Love
>Hip-Hop foster bro turns stereo way up
>foster parents are gone
>house is fucking rattling
>dont hear foster parents roll up
>Foster mom walk into room
>WHAT THE HELL
>ohshitlol.png
>Turn music down
>I HEARD YOU GUYS UP THE STREET
>I kekd
>Went home (i wasn't in care at the time. (just visiting))
>Foster brother texts me
>lol that was lit
>hella
>tfw they both actually liked it

I'm not suggesting they substitute it with anything, I'm suggesting they don't say anything at all on the subject.

>Be self
>Grandpa asks me what my favorite bands are
>Hesitate over whether to tell him the real ones and have to explain or just tell him Beatles and move to a different subject
>decide for former
>W-well I like Death Grips, Neutral Milk Hotel and My Bloody Valentine..
>bwahahaha are you a fucking Sup Forumscore drone or something? My son raised you into a faggot, bet you like Animal Collective too, be honest!
>..yes
>fuck you, get out of my sight you piece of fucking shit. Tell me though, before you leave did you or did you not ACTUALLY sit through Trout Mask Replica?
>Can't even maintain eye contact at this point
>yes... sir.
>hear him cock is shotgun
>bail

Haven't spoken since.

>Neighbors are blasting shitty trance mix out of their open windows, right fucking now
Pretty annoying.

Your grandfather is right to be disappointed in you.

>trance
How are you talking to us from 2002?

I mean, while you're there, I'd invest some stock in Apple. I've got a hunch it's going to be big.

>How are you talking to us from 2002?
I got sucked into the vortex my asshole neighbors opened, like I already pointed out.

>be le me
>in car with friends
>"hand me aux cord"
>play death grips
>they don't like it
XD

IKTFB!!!11!

In high-school I was playing music during the breaks with few pleb girls, normally puts some shit like Radiohead or Muse
>alone in radio room
>plays GYBE Moya
>english teacher comes in
>ask why do I play such sad music
>whether I am suicidal
>asks to play something happier
>play Kishi Bashi - In Fantasia

other story
>in radio room with some other girls
>they propose that everyone would bring some classics next time
>I brought some Beatles, Doors, and some 80's shit like Limahl, Abba and Boney M
>they brought new Coldplay and Taylor Swift

underrated post

> boney m
only disco worth listening to

>leaving a party with a group of friends
>Aux cord is plugged in
>they're playing whatever fucking edm
>"user, plug your phone in, play something!"
>The Dead Flag Blues

>only disco worth listening
How are you even going to fucking act like Donna Summer and Giorgio Moroder weren't the best duo in pop music history?

>mom asks me to play some music I like one day
>put on death grips
>"oh user what is this garbage! this music is not appropriate for you! Death Grips? you need to listen to Life Kicks! (butt that is)"

lucky she didn't see the wang-dang-doodle on NLDW

>talking to a friend
>He mentions he dislikes 21 pilots
>Mfw i disliked them too but since he is a pleb and doesn't truly understand why he dislikes them (said shit like needs more hooks or that he hates rap) i start defending them
>Tfw deep down we both dislike them but his reasons are completely off
Does this happen to anyone else

I OPEN UP MY WALLET AND IT'S FULL OF NORMIES

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same, i always do that.

>be 16-17 yo me on the bus
>girl asks what i am listening
>pull out headphones hiding the disappointment for the interruption
>"ambient music"
>"oh wow, never heard of it, what's that?"
>explain what ambient music is
>"oh cool! Can i try?"
>give her headphones
>she listen for 30 secs and say some bullshit comment about that

Few day passes

>I get on the bus
>she's already on it, and greets me with a big smile
>"hey Ambiental!"
>"hi, it's ambient by the way"

Never spoke again

In her defense, Talk Talk is garbage-tier music

I wanna punch somebody in the face

In your defense, retardation isn't an uncommon issue in modern times.

weeew

>be me
>have no friends
>never have to explain my taste in music nor feel uncomfortable after playing songs they didn't like

hahahhaahhaahah

hahahahahahahaha living the life I see!


;_;

>Missed this easily the chance to get laid

To be fair, their albums are mixed horribly in a way that makes everything hard to hear.

>not saying "hah hey, how are you?"
>not being a fucking normal human being
>not starting a conversation with grill
>being a literal autist

I used to listen to Chris Brown and shit on the bus with grills. Grade 11 got a hand job under my schoolbag while bopping "Kiss Kiss" sharing earbuds with cute 7/10 grill.

i agree

You're a normie.

I'm a normie because grills liked Chris Brown so I used that to my advantage?

Damn, looks like I am a normie than.

hi Mitch

If you just heard the noise then he'd be right because the point of that album is the mix of pop melodies and noise backgrounds.

>listening to Twin Infinitives by royal trux
>my mom comes in and begs me to go to church

this happened years ago in highschool too

>just getting started with making music
>sample a track from pic related
>show my mom the track and she asks what the voice in the background was
>show her the album
>she drags me to church

The worst part is that she's a Baptist, so it would be one of those churches where everybody was into it and dancing and singling like crazy, and my mom would call the pastor over to instill the holy spirit in me.

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>be a professional singer
>coworker talking to me "hey user I heard that you sing"
>jokingly say "actually I'm completely tone deaf"
>"oh, well I can teach you! I'm a music major"

5 min later

>"hey user have you ever heard of the band Imagine Dragons"

I had an identical incident with miles davis. I've never cringed harder.

You are a normie, and from the way you brag about manipulating young girls as sexual conquests, not even one of the good ones.

LET
THAT
BOI
COOK

I didn't even think it was possible for someone to say they like Jazz and to dislike Miles Davis

Genuinely this enraged me here.