AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

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OI OI OI

No

nOIce nOIce nOIce

No

Grow up, Kiwi scum.

No way jose

too much aussietism

fuck melbourne

Jelly much? haha XD

m8 m8 m8

>Jelly much? haha XD

Evidently, Melbourne is a great containment zone.

AUSSIE

are australians even human?

OZZY OZZY OZZY

OI

QUEENSLAND

A fellow American engaged me in a round of tactical strategic maneuvering while I was disguised as a pommy Aussie cunt on lichess.

He called me a CUNT after I played him.

We are on the same side, m8.

There is no need to be upset. Your sacrifice for my infiltration into Centrelink will not be wasted.

>He thinks humans survived the war

AUSSIE

EMU EMU EMU EMUS!

OI

OSSI

Do Australians all talk like pokemon now? Is this some refined form of banter I haven't seen until now?

It's how we communicate our national identity at sporting events.

Melbourne Melbourne

I watched Mary and Max. You Aussies did well to convince me to watch it, although it looked so often like "Sup Forums the film".

ULEH ULEH ULEH

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

OI OI OI

Höh. Iha hölömöjä.

A land down under maybe?

Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?

OZZIE

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Just not the edge please, thats ours.

so close..... yet so far

goddamnit aussies why the fuck does it take you so fucking long to ship this shit

Buy it in fucking America, you cunts must have Aussie shops. If you don't you need some motherfucking freedom.

>we have room
>median house price nearing $1m in our two major cities

Yeah, we got stacks cunt

no where to buy it and i mean absolutely no where, ive been eating this shit the last 5 years and each time it takes fucking ages to get here

you ask for vegemite at a grocery store and those fuckers direct you to an aisle and point to some poverty fucking pommy marmite

What a god forsaken shithole.

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>those prices

Bastards are making a fortune in mark ups.

now you know my pain

AND THEY DONT STOP COMIN' AND THEY DONT STOP COMIN'

Have you ever actually seen an Australian in the flesh?

BUMP

NOW ALL YOU AUSSIE BATTLERS YOU THINK YOU'VE 'AD ENUF
LIFE JUST ISN'T GOIN WELL IT'S GOING PRETTY ROUGH
JUST GET OUT THERE AND TRY AGAIN AND BACK YASELF A FIRST
AUSSIES ALWAYS DO THEIR BEST EVEN AT THEIR WORST

Where did it all go wrong?

Everything is the wogs fault. Everything.