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go to sleep fatass

>Won one (1) step of the space race
>GOD BLESS AMERIGA
Soviets won the space race.

That might as well be a map of ""countries that shart in the mart".

We won the moon race

France stop being stupid, a race is about who crosses the finish line.
>Runs a race
>Stops before the finish line
>Someone else crosses finish line

>Pooland

Map should say

Put the moon on the man

>using german scientists

The moon landing is widely regarded as fake.

Russia
>Best rockets
>First object in the space
>First satellite in space
>First animal in space
>First Man in space

'Murica
>First on moon

"WE WON" top kek

>USSR
Fixed

Nowadays russian space program is pretty much shit.

What did you find there?

Again
The definition winning a race.
Is who is the first to cross the finish line
You.
Fucking.
Illiterate.
Fuck.
And best rockets.
You do realize 3/4ths of them failed right?

Thanks to german enginieering and the power of the metric system :)))))

without russia there would be no ussr

and without jews there would be no russia


sorry vatnik

I guess the credits go to Israel.

Without Germany there would be no 1917 revolution and Lenin.

This, German scientists put America on the moon

>Space race
>Moon race

'Muricans allways says its the same thing, Moonrace was literally sam thing that if you speak only about Javelin competition from olympic's.

But "first man on the moon" is an arbitrary finish line set up by Americans after they had already lost the space race

>after they had already lost
>USSR stops trying to advance
I get you're just baiting because lol fuk merica
But its getting fucking sad.
>moon race
This is literally the first time I'm hearing the term
and again, you illiterate fucking retard.
Race, means first to the end.
USSR stopped trying to make a new finish line.
Moon became the finish line.
America made it to the end.
I don't even fucking like this shithole, I just hate retards that are going to bring more retards that will think they're in good company.

Unfortunately, there is no space race anymore, only military race to some extent. I wish the space industry would have the same budget as the defense.

This.

>putting a man on the moon equivalent to a javelin competition in the Olympics/getting to space

Well that's a shit comparison

>Americans land on the moon

Well good, stay there and don't come back

>space race
>"Hey hey hey guys! Best of three! Now it's to the MOON instead!"

Yeah but nowadays NASA needs to use Russian rockets
rly makes u think

>A United-Statian beat the 100 yards record
>He rolled 101 yards

>((((((((btw pls help us if russians attack thx)))))))))))

this is why you have to pay

>amerifats really believe that russia would attack EU
cant wait for the election to be over

What are you on about? We're not even in nato.

Of course not, I wonder who is holding them back

Neither is Syria

USSR was pretty powerful as well, yet Finns stood against it, alone. I'm sure Putin doesn't want to repeat Stalin's mistake.

How much have they advanced since then? Genuinely asking, I have no idea.

Yes, I guess we are in danger of becoming the next Syria.

Never said you were.

You mean Finns? You better ask them, but our nukes and tank army would be pretty useless in gorilla warfare in swamps and forests.

>syria not in nato
you know Mr.Amerifat, that Russia is fighting FOR syria and not against it?

You both are dumb, I am not equating the situations in any way you pansy yodeler

These threads are pathetic

top kek, 'Murica wont help us,or NATO countries.
This
This. Thanks.
MUCH !
This.

>muh german scientists
>muh dog in space
lol

>Make thread about how great amerifatty is..
These threads are pathetic

Americunts are so pathetic

Without Finns there would be no russia
>Ruric

>dog in space
There is no Dog.

>moon landing
>real

ITT yankee BTFO

Putting a man on the moon is great and all but you didn't consider that solar radiation bleaches flags white. Essentially making it look like if the French had landed on the moon instead of the Americans.

What's Farenheit based on anyways? Celsius is based on freeze/boiling of water but what is used for F?

>samefagging

>famesagging

...

>HAHAHA WE WON SPACE RACE BECAUSE WE DID STUFF AFTER WE LOST IT

as always,
murican damage control

>first object in space

nice one retard but the first object in space was the v2

What is the finish line?

What damage control, the US is alone at the top of the pecking order lmao this is why everybody is so unreasonably incensed ()

>the finish line
Colonization of the entire galaxy.

>lmao this is why everybody is so unreasonably incensed
>damage damage control
stop wagging like a bitch

>one sided extension
please add:
first on the mars
first on venus
first to see the dark side of the moon
first to land on the moon
first to return from the moons surface

forget to mention glosnass works fine btw.

>wagging
??

and after that begins the quantum race, which ends when every single alternate timeline has been conquered and enslaved as well.

ussr was the first on mars?

No no no, who ever passes the US (never ever) is where the finish line will be

mars 3, even when it was just operative for a minute or so after landing.

>ends when every single alternate timeline has been conquered and enslaved
Brits won it already.

...

it was lost after 14.5 seconds of transmission start, technically it was a partial failure and doesn't count, the us had the first successful lander, the viking 1 which operated for 2245 sols.

the fuck am i looking at

>the metric system
Ironically, even the ancient chinese had a less retarded system than imperial. They measured stuff in li, which is exactly half a km.
>The lower defining point, 0 °F, was established as the temperature of a solution of brine made from equal parts of ice and salt, and the top is based on the temperature of the human body.
Fuck me.

>What is the finish line?
It was supposed to be the inner planets, but you both dropped out.

at least imperial is fun

yes a few years later.
But the important thing was the soft landing part. SU did it first, even when the lander failed shortly after that.

it wasn't significant tho. a successful landing had more significance than a soft landing and 14 seconds of transmission.

>baseball finals
>calls it the world series
nobody watches it except fatass like you. even the japs who are better than you in baseball dont give a shit about it

Trigger a burger thread?

>he doesn't know who is this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who

It was the first Succesful Landing and that is what counts in such arbitary lists.
Nobody cares about the second man in space, just because his capsule was more beautiful or that he spend some more in space.

but didn't you put the man on the moon using celsius?

That's different, Yuri's mission was successful, even after his capsule didn't fully decouple. He provided valuable info and showed putting people in space and bringing them back was possible. Having a soft landing on mars is somewhat credible, showing you can land on the planet, but they couldn't hold a connection and the program ultimately failed. Viking 1 brought back valuable info and lasted for years.

i haven't kept up with that shit in so long, since like 2004.

do all ameristronauts have to sing the walmart song every launch?

>japs who are better than you in baseball

washed up mlb players go there like people who can't make it in the nba go to europe

where's part 2

Relaunch was in 2005. You didn't watch it at all?

i never watched the relaunch, i watched the originals every saturday with my grandfather.

Are you over 40 years old?

i'm 18

Oh, I thought you were watching it when it was originally broadcasting in the 70-80's.
Anyway, relaunch is pretty good, worth watching as well.

british accents annoy me, i probably wouldn't like it. and my buddy says all the female companions are very unlikable except for donna if that's the name.

Coleman and Gillan are pretty qt, though.

human females aren't attractive

Don't worry you won't breed.

me and my wife will probably adopt

why the fuck do we actually have a shartmart song. i've never been, is walmart really that great?