>be me
>live in Soviet Union
>wake up in state-issued living quarters
>put on state-issued clothes
>eat state-issued bread rations and beets for breakfast
>walk to state-issued elevator
>it's broken
>it's been broken for ten years
>take stairs
>get in car to drive to state-issued job
>turn on state-issued radio
>playing propaganda songs
>my favorite
>lose radio signal
>realize I'm low on fuel
>stop at fuel station
>state-issued wheels fall off of car
>put hand on door handle
>door falls off of car
>walk out of car
>put fuel in car
>it's unrefined petroleum
>costs 16000 rubles
>get in car
>state-issued engine explodes
>crawl out of wreckage
>get beaten by secret police for damage to public property and private possession of car
>decide to walk to work today
Be me
David Cox
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Dominic Jackson
>be me
>live in America
>be arrested for going to a communist meeting to find out if it is stupid, and confirm that it was.
>be "made an example of" and killed
Jack Russell
>Soviet union
>Fuel
>16000
Yea especially when 1 ruble was 1.10$
Michael Diaz
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Ethan Brown
Benzin was dirt cheap in Soviet Union. Music was pretty nice also.
youtu.be
Sebastian Moore
This, country was 9/10 but leadership and international economic 0/10
Brandon Ward
>country was 9/10
James Peterson
Are you 80yo gulag prisoner or what?
Evan Ramirez
Really? That's what triggers you?
Owen Sanders
Except food, music, benzin, and broken elevator it's not that far from reality. I mean russian cars were and still are garbage.
Brandon Bailey
>defending USSR
what the fuck
Dylan Jenkins
It wasn't really bad by russian standarts.
Aiden Parker
Problem?
Daniel Wright
Pretty neat desu
Eli Cox
>people in the Soviet Union got apartments, jobs, cars, and other things given to them, just like that
Wow, I'm jealous.
t. Neet living with parents
Luke Walker
Did you get a state-issued gf?
Andrew Hall
You had to work though.
Matthew Thomas
>my people has lower standards of living you see for we are some sort of mutated brutals
Leo Nguyen
I meant 1960-1985 were the best years to live in Russia.
Blake Young
lel
you are fags
stupid swecuck, fuck off back to your general
Josiah Martin
this x10000000000000
Jordan Parker
Again. What I meant was that there was no better time to live in Russia than post Stalin and pre Gorbachov USSR.
Colton Mitchell
I want to fugg
Bentley Miller
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Easton Murphy
>Soviet union>>>>>>modern day eastern europe>>>>>>>>Degenerate (((USA)))
Michael Green
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Thomas Gomez
Retard
Nicholas Jenkins
liberal whore
Daniel Miller
t. never ever ever been in either
Jace Hall
(you)
Wyatt Diaz
angry serb detected