MC Ride calls you on his trip to africa

>MC Ride calls you on his trip to africa
>"I HAVE MALARIA"

he'll be fine

>MC Ride finds a hole in the middle of the streets
>Throws a penny in it
>Hears it reach the bottom after about 4 seconds
>"IT'S SUCH A LONG WAY DOWN"

>MC Ride goes on a haunted house roller caoster with you
>afterwards he turns to you and says
>"THAT WAS SO SCARY-UH"

>MC Ride is watching The Adams Family and sees Cousin Itt for the first time
>"WHY'S HE SO HAIRY-UH?"

>MC Ride posts on Sup Forums for the first time since 2006
>sets name as "Lord of The Game"

>MC Ride joins the NFL
>"iiiiiiiii'm so black quarterback"

>MC Ride compliments you on your new haircut.
>FUCK IS THAT A HAIRSTYLE?

/thread

>MC Ride is in the market for a new home after years of musical success, doesn't want to live in Sacramento ever again
>Real estate agent asks him what he's looking for
>THREE BEDROOMS IN A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD

>MC Ride goes on a swingset and asks you to push him
>"MY MOODS LIVE ON THAT SWING,SAME,PUSH ME HARDER. PUSH ME,PUSH ME,SWING INTO TOMORROW"

>MC Ride uses a time machine to go to Japan in 2025
>Culture shock, future shock

>MC Ride travels back in time to witness the execution of Mary, Queen of Scots
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTIIIII-
>...
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTIIIIIINE

>MC Ride finds out his rich mother married a big game hunter
>You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat

>MC Ride is filing a complaint with a solar power company because he knows a woman who got her solar panels installed for significantly less than he did
>"What can we help you with sir?"
>SHE GOT SOLAR PANELS FOR THIRTY CENTS A WATT

>MC Ride comes over and you offer him something to drink
>BRITTA WATER FILTERED JUICE

>MC Ride is questing in an MMO
>"I NEED MONEY, DRUGS, A RIDE AND A SPOT WITH HOT ONES INSIDE"
>opens attached note
>"THE MISSION: TO GET ALL OF THE ABOVE IN A LIMITED AMOUNT OF TIME"
>quest timer appears on screen

>Leaving the muse concert with MC Ride
>"I LIKED HYSTERIAAAAA"

more like that was "Eh"

>be me
>my name is billy
>hand out with MC Ride
>casually talking to him
>he keeps saying BILLY NOT REALLY
fml

>MC Ride owns a public road in an an-cap society
>I keep my street the same pave those potholes see no rain

anyone have a screencap of that David Byrne thread?

...

>stefan starts his new career as a UFC commentator
>THIS IS VIOLENCE NOW

Thank you user

>MC Ride hits his head on the Numpad keys
>80808

>get hired at a new job
>holy shit, is that Stefan?
>Get to work with MC Ride
>become good work friends
>play around all the time
>he's clocking in one morning
>playfully shove him
>his hand smashes into the time clock
>he screams
CLOCKIN, WRIST SLIT, WATCH BENT

>MC Ride gets his wisdom teeth out
>"I'm on that v on that yellow pill shit"

>MC Ride gives a prostitute 20 dollars and is asked what he wants
>"BLOBLOBLOBLO"

Mc ride break in your house and eats your plants

dumbass

>Its MC Ride's birthday
>He calls you
ITS A PARTY COME EARLY IF YOU WANNA

>Mc ride watching a football game
>Fumble happens
>Football player who caused the fumble gets punched
>Everyone tackles eachother over the ball
>There's a pile of football players
>The one at the bottom is choking to death
>Mc ride runs down and tears his shirt off next to the pile
TROUBLES BURIED IN THIS FUMBLE

this one got me

>Watching Space Jam with MC Ride
>Man these Nerdlucks are douchebags
>Ride disagrees
>Argue with Ride about why they shouldn't be playing Basketball
>Ride gets super tired of my shit and yells
AIN'T NO FUN IF THE ALIENS CAN'T HAVE NONE

Thank

>MC Ride goes to his son's school to discuss his job as a bus driver.
>A kid ask why he chose his career.
>MC Ride smiles and replies, "People need to get picked up."

>MC Ride goes to a doctors clinic and gets asked what problems he has / has been having
>"I GOT THE FEEVERRR"

>mc ride tries to find Jimi Hendrix's house
>crawls through the window
>turns the light on
>realizes it's the wrong dadrocker's residence
>zach calls and asks where he is
UP IN JIMMY PAGE'S CASTLE

best ITT

>Working at Berlin museum for musical instruments.
>Find out MC Ride got a job here as an after-hours cleaner.
>My shift ends, I clock out.
>Closing time, lights out, pitch black. Luckily the light the entranceway guides straight from the employee lounge to the exit 1000 feet away or so.
>Walk past where I'd normally see the restored and incased Moog Modular
>Glass shatters.
>Random notes start firing off on the now active Moog. They don't stop.
>Ride tries getting back up but he keeps pushing his palms down in the broken glass"
>"IT'S SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE! COME, COME, FUCK APART IN HERE"

>Stefan starts his new career as a UFC fighter
>his division is punk weight

What do you call it when Stefan moves from one end of the dancefloor to the other without lifting his feet off the ground.

The MC Slide.

What do you call it when MC Ride and Zach Hill come out?

MC Bride

I'm going to listen to death grips

>you and MC Ride try to rob a house
>he shouts THERE'S A FUCKING DOG IN HERE

>Hey Stefan, who's that guy who does voices for the simpsons?
>ITS HANK AZARIA

>death grips
I'm like, eh.

What do you call it when Zach Hill grinds on Stefan's dick all fucking night

MC Ride.

What do you call a gay parade with MC Ride
MC Pride

>waiting for the bus
>its late
>car pulls up
>rolls down window
>it's MC ride
>"YOU NEED A LIFT? YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACK SEAT AND MY DICK

You mean Stefan grinding on Zach's dick.
There's no definitive proof that Stefan has a penis yet.

>what are you 3 doing with those corrosive chemicals?
>"WE CAME TO MELT YOUR FUCKING FACE!"

>watching tv
>sister is sleeping in other room
>suddenly 10 stefans holding dynamites breakthrough the window
>ask why they are in my house
WE CAME TO BLOW YOUR SISTER

>Mc ride orders food at McDonald's
>"hi uh can I get a small number 3 "
>"can I get my receipt .... thanks"
>walks away
>grabs his cup
>gets a diet dr.pepper with little ice
>cashier calls his number
>walks up to get his food
>sits back down
>eats a few french fries before opening his burgur
>begins to eat his meal while glancing at the tv occasionally
>throws his trash away
>leaves McDonald's
>mc ride gets on his car and drives back home
>he sits down on the couch and watches tv
>falls asleep

has this ever happened?

no, Ride would never sleep without brushing his teeth first

>asking mc ride about his graphic design career
>who do you work for?
>FREELANCE MOTHERFUCKER

should have gone back to Tangier tbph

>complete fucking weeb
>talking to weeb girlfriend
>weeb wants セックス
>you only know subtitles
>MC Ride Bursts into the door.
>"4 LETTER TEXT. TRANSLATION:SEX."

Lost my shit

haha

>MC Ride calls you over to his house
>The door is open
>he is sitting in the room, dominoes all around him
>he pushes one
>"AND THEY ALL FALL DOWN YAH"

Wait, really? I've never noticed.