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>English "newspapers"

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Hold up, hold the fuck up, judges in the UK unironically wear wigs?
WIGS
FUCKING WIGS

>literally advocating a dictatorship with Chairman May at the helm
REALLY starting to dislike this country, ngl

>Daily Mail
More like Daily Fail, lmao

"Enemies of the people" sounds pretty Stalinist desu.

It's also incredibly ironic for the daily mail as they use offshore accounts to avoid paying a lot of tax, which could be used to help the "people" that they think they represent.

>doesn't even have a constitution
>constitutional crisis
>parliament is the souvereign
>for reasons unclear "the people" should still get a say in things

And "rootless cosmopolitans" is another term borrowed from Soviet propaganda with anti-Semitic connotations.

Are Tories secretly reading Pravda for inspiration?

>Free GIANT map of Brutain inside
>tomorrow
Thus is burgershart tier stupid

The wigs are made from horse hair too

Russians have always been the best at propaganda desu
if there is someone to learn from - it's them
they even invented the original antijewish pamphlet.

Union Jack Edition when?

>constitutional crisis

Yes please, this will give old Liz a decent excuse to seize power from parliment and make Britain great again

I will never understand 4chans autistic hatred for Britain and all things anglo.

It is deserved in this case.

t. anglo

The English should kill and mutilate any EU national they catch, should the EU officials like Juncker continue to threaten the UK with destruction. Stabbing Czech students to death and causing Polish women to miscarry by kicking them in the stomach was a good start, but the Eurocrats don't care about the poor Eastern Euros. You must target Westerners.

There are many young Spanish, Italian, Greek men and women forced to work as waiters etc in Britain due to the economic situation in their countries. They should be raped to send a message. Also, the French, Germans and Irish should be attacked.

Some may point out there are a million British retirees and other expats living in Spain and the rest of the EU who may be subject to retaliation. Let them, they are useless feeders, parasites and probably Remain supporters. But you can kill the young EU nationals in the prime working age, the ones working as bankers in London. This would be more injurious to these countries than the loss of some filthy pensioners in Majorca.

>>doesn't even have a constitution
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_the_United_Kingdom

?

seventwo
Why are you everwhere? Why are you so hateful? Are you this angry to your friends in real life?

He's Pablo now.

>daily mail

Foreigners are fucking obsessed with that newspaper.

i want the giant Britain map :D can i have it?

I see plenty of threads and posts expressing love for Britain, it's just that weirdos are obsessed with our news and like to make bait and troll threads from it - similar to American news.

It's one downside to having a relevant language.

>tfw born just in time to watch mexicans become a majority

Here was the Daily Express.

here ya go

butifel

The white man is the new "bogey man"

It's to be expected, we have a fantastic recent history where we made plenty of enemies, BTFO pretty much everyone at some point on our way to the top, played people against each other masterfully, and generally refuse to be browbeaten in subservience and humility.

We also have plenty of exploitable weaknesses to our greatest and most obvious achievements. Englsh being the lingua franca is negated with "lmao it's basically French" or "only thanks to America", our Empire and general success can be negated with the "Look at your Empire now tho", "wow you only fought 3rd world people's and avoided Europe all together", and the fact that our changing demographics in ancient times is more easily noticed because we are an island nation "lmao fucked by Romans, lmao fucked by Vikings, lmao cucked by Norman's, lmao what a genetic mess compared to my pristine European nation" etc etc.

This coupled with general need that leave us easy targets such as ugly looking working class and a willfully belief in memes such as poor dental hygiene, poor cuisine and the erroneous assumption that we house a disproportionate number of Muslim immigrants compared to other European nations leaves us wide open to meme attacks where any refutation can be instantly called butthurt.

But mostly it's just jealousy combined with our semi-arrogance.

*General need = general memes

They have an unwritten constitution, but yeah, it's ill-advised to try to mix direct and representative democracy with one.

>Civil War is coming

Wew

Everyone should follow the american model and let haliburton and exxon mobil act as your representatives right

All I'm just saying is that the court is right in maintaining Parliamentary Sovereignty, especially since the referendum was non-binding.

What this newspaper doing is purely mass manipulation, if you read 1984 you gonna get the essence of the need of it.

They aren´t avoiding the referendum, they are just ruling it. Now, if the ministers vote to avoid the referendum... they are the real enemies.

They wont be that crazy, if they really want to stay in EU, they should have the decency to call another referendum, with some decent propaganda(for both sides) and a shit load of transparency.

I like UK, pretty much tending to move there on January.

>if you read 1984 you gonna get the essence of the need of it
What is the need for it? Seems like straight up sedition to me.

This. As it is it's pretty clear that Brexit will still happen if the tories win the next election (which unless Tim Farron pulls a blinder, is definitely going to happen), it just means that parliament can actually vote on the conditions under which we leave. As it stood the Brexit cabinet was firmly against debating anything in parliament because then they run the risk of people noticing they're a bunch of fucking morons

>generally refuse to be browbeaten in subservience and humility
How do explain post WW2 British history then? Did Britain tag along in America's wars because Britain isn't America's bitch? Did Britain decolonise because that isn't how America saw the post WW2 world order? Are you delusional?

Could Liz disband parliament and make her own choice? Would it result in another English civil war? God this would be bad ass as fuck

>a million retirees in Spain
>probably remain supporters
You'd be wrong

English monarchs haven't been able to disband parliament since the 17th century, they're just figureheads at this point.

You know, I'd gladly have the leaving the EU thing scrapped and replaced with europe having to pay taxes on jams they import from us or something daft like that, just to see how absurd the Daily Mail/Express can get.

Oh it is, but it's for 'the greater good', so it's okay apparently.

It's our own version of Fox News, and the rag sells well in the coastal southeast. Juxtapose these two facts, and you can make the average Briton look like a mongoloid.

The fuck Singapore

It's not wrong on this one.

Your English sure is awful. There are no errors in its grammar.

You just wanted to insult the yanks.

We're clearly not a super power anymore, but to make us out to be irrelevant bitches is just disingenious.

>taking the piss
luv it :^)

They're tabloids

>Murdoch Mysteries
How are they not talking about "Remoaners" this time? Shouldn't it be trending now?

When the lamb is raw, but your enemies aren't.

yes, yes, yes, well done Britain
HOWEVER

how long until memes make it to the tabloids?

Did the Sun just call out (((them)))?

W-what do you mean....

Britain wasn't spineless and irrelevant just Tony Blair

>The Sun: Who do eu think you are?
god i love these british newspaper, way better than our shit

Now that's what I call autism

Im more concerned about how prince Harry's new lover can be seen on pornhub

Lel
In other news: here are the fake tits of potential future 1st lady of the US and A

Who cares? They have to type in English just for us to see their insults anyway because nobody bothers to learn their meme languages.

>HAHA ANGLOS ARE SHIT
>they say in English, cucked out of their own mother tongue

>Hold up
>hold the fuck up

>doesn't even have a constitution

How idiotic can you be? Just because its not a single document it doesnt mean it doesnt exist

Based Singapork

nigger

You're using arabic numbers, roman letters and a germanic-french language. It seems you are the cucked ones.

I agree. I got autistic tinglings too.

This, but without the first word in the post.

Goes to show democracy is a meme.
Majority only matters when the majority does what Big Brother wants it to do.

If we're the cucked ones then what does that make you?

Just seems to me like you have went out of your way to learn English, a "cucked" language.

Let me guess, you learnt it ironically?

>arabic numbers
retard

Fuck Kate's legs are great. Post more please

>doesn't even have a constitution

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Keeping going please
>you will never hold her calf or thigh in your hand
jdimsa, that bald guy is lucky

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DELETE

hilarious how brits think they still live in a relevant country

>I will never understand 4chans autistic hatred for Britain and all things anglo.
>replies with this autistic drivel

Thanks for showing him why, you did more than we ever could

Harsh, but fair.

>they think they'll stop us
>they don't realise this just pisses us off more
>they'll only realise their mistake when the rope is taught around their neck

hope they carry out another chimpfest riot once again. not only niggas but also most of the white working class have evidently reached the level of the stupidity. they would be able to do it and hold the blood fest littered with a lot of corpses, unlike the last one. it would be funny.
in all seriousness your country has become shit. when it comes to brexshit, you have treated like a laughing stock among people here, because of the reason that most posters here are retarded alt-right nerds, but in reality, you cant laugh at it with everyone else. it goes for this one as well. this much personal attack couldnt happen even if in south korea where the media have been wholly controlling peoples minds with tabloid level incitements and reporting/producing/making up all kind of japan/japanese hate articles, scare mongering ones every single day.

none of you, or your brexiteers, has any clue about what's going on there, where you should go, how to do with this fucked up ongoing situation. yet the media have desperately kept driving your working class and weak-minded normies like straight up brainwashed xenophobes, right wings or ill informed opportunists. and its already become out of control. this is seriously far worse than the situation of south korea.

HOL UP
*claims descent from Roman Empire*
AYO, HOL DA FUCK UP

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every time someone says newspapers here are shit, I show them the british newspapers.

what's wrong with spen's newspapers

lmao I saw this ealier and I thought the same thing

they can be biased but at last they don't go full batshit crazy mode.

why do british judges wear wigs? iirc some our founding fathers wore them because of lice but that's probably less of a problem now, no?

Here's a tip - there are good British papers and bad ones.

success breeds jealousy

It's like asking why someone wears a tie or black shoes. It's just a tradition

solely down to the fact that everyone speaks the language our tabloids are written in