Why do Americans say "whoa whoa whoa!"

Why do Americans say "whoa whoa whoa!"

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lalala can't hear you talking over you

imagine constantly having to feel the glans rub against the fabric of your underwear

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>tfw cut just like all of my countrymen
Feels so so so bad. I want my skin back

>all of my countrymen
Lol no, thank god for catholic parents.

Why do they cut the whole thing off?
Wouldn't it just be possible to cut the very tip off?

Assuming americans get circumcised for fear of phimosis

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You can thank Dr.Kellogg

that's the funny thing about it though, Americans don't feel anything on their dried up dongs lmao

>all of my countrymen
No. Thank your shitty parents for falling for (((Kellogg's))) tricks

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>Assuming americans get circumcised for fear of phimosis
We do it because some cunt doctor told parents that it would ""cure"" masturbation in boys

Do american babies get circumcized before or after their parents have to pay to hold them ?

>my teeth keep getting plaque and cavities

>>why not try brushing them?

>no I have a better idea, I'll just pull them all out. enjoy your cavities, teethy, lol

After, that's how we tip

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OH D*G

>2016
>not being gumed

i got circumsised for medical reasons, and it's very annoying when you wear something loose, because then it keeps rubbing on the tip which gives you a boner

>American girls unironically say they prefer gummy men

>tfw uncut
feels good not needing lube + fleshlight to even enjoy jerking off

>he still hasn't cut off his thumbs because thumbs are evolutionary mistake
>he still is a thumbie
>he still thinks thumbs serve a purpose
>he thinks keeping 10 fingers is better than 8

Because yanks crave anglo cock

>he thinks the thumb is a finger

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The thumb is not considered a finger, neither in language nor if you look at it from an evolutionary standpoint.
The thumb is a seperate thing similar to a finger but much more complex and "advanced".

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>The finger is special, it works like a finger and is on our hand, and when someone asks us how many fingers we have we say "5" but thumb is different it's not a finger

In language:
>index finger, middle finger, ring finger, pinky finger
>thumb
Same thing in German, no "finger" is added. Language recognises the thumb as seperate from fingers.

Evolutionary:
The thumb is stronger than our fingers, has a special set of muscles and joints different from our fingers and is opposable.

The thumb is not a finger.

The thumb is smaller but stronger, and is still a finger.
Please tell me where you got your bullshit from

With the tip of your dick?

The OxfordDictionaries.com definition for finger is as follows: ‘each of the four slender jointed parts attached to either hand (or five, if the thumb is included)’. This wording implies that, the thumb isn’t typically regarded as a finger.

I really, really, really don't get cutting the tips of mens dicks of.'
Some say it's for hygienic purposes, but your nails get dirty underneath as well, so why not remove your nails?

To be fair, most people DO cut the tips of their nails off.

It leaves the answer open
>if the thumb is included
The thumb is considered by everyone as a finger, even if it doesn't have "finger" in its name.
And only because somewhere it says that maybe the thumb isn't a finger, doesn't mean it's true.

not sure

That surely is a valid point.
Maybe then cutting the sweat glands out of your armpits, because you get sweaty and smelly, hmm.

Sure, but foreskin doesn't grow back like nails do.

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Why is Sup Forums obsessed with American dicks?

>The thumb is considered by everyone as a finger
Not true, just by most people.
And just because that is the case, does not make it true.
Most people consider tomatoes vegetables, when they are fruit.
Most people consider strawberries berries, when they are aggregate fruits.

Just like that, the thumb is not actually a finger even though most people consider it to be one.
Educate yourself, pleb.

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I hate the term "uncircumcised"
It should be "natural" and "unnatural"

TFW my parents are Catholic and loved me so I'm uncut.

That's the joke

OR

Normal
Abnormal

Regular
Irregular

Original
Unoriginal

better still, why don't we remove our buttcheeks to keep the anus area "clean."
Exactly the same argument pro mutilated dicks say...

Basically, the thumb has always been considered a finger, but recently, Anglos have started claiming that it's not.

Really true words. I hope you manager to cross the border before Trump builds his wall.

I really hate *nglos.

Are aussies considered *nglos? I really like aussies.

>implying anyone wants to live in this shithole
Russia pls send Satan 2 soon

t. Trump

only smart asses make the distinction, normal people say they have 10 fingers

>being this obsessed with other people's penises
faggots or bi-curious the lot of you

I actually jumped the border....
back to Mexico...
Exactly what this man said.

Sorry matey... USA is cool but I rather live among my people and culture.

>Most people consider strawberries berries
Maybe most english people.
Vegetable and fruit are not mutually exclusive.
Pinkies have similar muscles to a thumb though much less developed/specialized. A thumb is clearly a specialized, modified finger, that is still identifiably a finger. It's not like a birds wing and an arm

Yeah, but why do Americans say "whoa!"

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