ITT Times Pitchfork was wrong

ITT Times Pitchfork was wrong

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man, I hated that album at first, now I can't stop chanting

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In regards to pitchfork, TIL they didn't give MHTRTC a 10/10 originally.

pitching in with a classic
pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/2134-discovery/

Still need that link though

Never seen that review but I knew it would be something like that

but it's right

Wow that review is dogshit

And not because I like BoC

ROFL

but it's right

God damn

Just read the review.

Wow, he's a fucking idiot. The pyschoactive schizophrenic ramblings are not meant to be taken seriously, it's just about the aesthetic.

And that's all he talks about in the review. He also doesn't justify why this or really anything about the album is supposed to be good or bad.

I don't know why I was expecting anything else from this website of insufferable faux-intellectual liberal arts students.

It would be quicker to name the times Pitchfork was right

In fact here's a list:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Agreed. Way too high.

then compare and contrast to this
pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/18028-daft-punk-random-access-memories/

i lold

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satan is right. the entire website is a joke

The review reads nothing like a 1.9 :^)

"In conclusion, there is more emotion on that album than would be on 30 Weezer albums. At the very least, there's 2.5 times as much. Like I said, it's messed up, like the world, which makes it very real."

I hope nobody takes pitchfork seriously

Everytime because they are shit

at least a 9.7/10

Anybody got that 7/10 Pet sounds review.

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that's the best review they ever wrote, and easily one of the most entertaining i've read from any site in recent memory

this almost got a ten if you can believe it lol, but mark richardson ultimately decided against it.

They proceeded to rate Director's Cut higher than it which is just about the worst Kate Bush opinion I can think of

I think it's a 10 myself but that review is the most ridiculously pretentious review I've ever read.

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That is one pretencious album cover and name though

They put it as the 3rd best album of the 90s.

never forget

fixed it

this review was hilarious though, it was pretty obviously a joke
the guy even said he didn't listen to the album

should i have been higher or lower in your opinion?

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