Spooky gf edition
/brit/
could take or leave a gf
but that's the Colossal Titan
His name is Bertholdt
that's kind of what everyone does with them
Lads
Meet me down the rubbish burning site for a fag
Feels good to be a pikey and not have to adhere to the common laws of the land :))
moved into my own flat last week
pic related
popping out to sex slave island, you lads want anything?
cornetto
cornetto
sex slave
say hi to your mum for me
/ita/
excellent post
she's too poor/old to be there i think
>flat
Are you a britboo?
let's post our first initial and have the lads come up with nicknames for us
mine's S
say hi to a cornetto for me
Chuckled at this
Cannot even begin to fathom ducks
S the pest
they're an animal perfectly suited to living on a river (or pond, whichever it was)
Syphilis
Z
Absolute cracking banter on reddit between the irish, aussies, and you lot./
where do you think we are
mines Q
Don't get it
Quentin?
/eire/
*stands in your way*
doing a soulful groove
P
Snotzer
Zebedee
Q-tip
...
I have to ask you lads to kindly stop appropriating our culture ok thanks
Is this shooped? It looks fucking weird
Everything bagel with light herb garlic cream cheese
*makes fun of your square toes*
P-nut
Is jaden smith in the ra
Going a cornetto mass manufacturing factory.
You lot want anything?
JUST ONE CORNETTO
gizza cornetto haha
>6 classico
>not just one cornetto
You've lost your way
>be scottish
>graffiti your own landmarks
thought only pakis did this
If you didn't know, nuclear fuel in the UK is transported by rail.
Makes you think, doesn't it.
>Scottish "castles"
lmao
There's an Italian bird on my course and her last name is Cominetto or something so we just call her Cornetto haha
Hagen Daz
Gonna have to trek to the other side of town to purchase the gfs birthday present
>tfw 1 and a half hours of bus>metro>bus both ways
Ringing up the IRA right now
>not owning a car
lel
>tfw no Italian female friend to call cornetto
share the wealth
*teleports behind you*
*shoots you*
heh
nothing personal, kid
the green train used to go past where I lived in London
wasn't popular
>got my eye on you sunshine
Have you heard of this newfangled thing called the "internet"? You can go on your "computer" and order stuff "online" and it gets shipped right to your door!
Hate cagers 2bh
Would still be an hours drive because there's no motorway alignment near
sex slave pls
>motorway alignment
That better not be what you call a slip road
They're making a film about are Winston lads
Gonna do a sleep
Night lads
Why are all the best boxers in the world Irish, Russian, Mexican, Italian or black?
Shut up fat yank the store doesn't offer deliveries and you cannot buy this thing online
Slip roads are called ramps
The alignment is the path the motorway takes
>cagers
fucking /n/
raining
>ask for directions
>actually wait can you just wank me off
Why doesnt this work?
business idea: nuke canada
tbf stonehenge has got tons of medieval graffiti in before we put a stop to it
Will it show him beating his pregnant wife?
white people use logic to win their battles
Post toads
>they're making a film about a retard owned by the rothschilds
ftfy
>Irish
Disorganised thugs
>Russian
Statist thugs
>Mexican/Italian
Organised thugs
>black
Literal apes
so have a nice day
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will it show him selling out to the Jews
What the fuck
I prefer "I don't need help" guy
look how small his fucking cock is
you couldn't make it up
browsing that thread yesterday, many keks were had.
INVITE ME TO A FUCKING BONFIRE YOU NORMAN CRETINS
colonial era edition
that's doopin mental
Huge fan of tall busty women with big tits
Post that one
haha okay you can come to mine
have a nasty nasty fetish of fit girls with nice arses
really hoping no one ever finds my wank folder
*walks towards and past you*
>muck up the courage to use the phone to phone some cunt employer
>doesnt work
wahye
Huge fan of short petite women with flat chests
post examples
post examples
Where do brits have bonfires? None of you have large enough "gardens"
same
big chebs are digusting
Not a fan of yanks
excellent taste
Huge fan of biological females with boobs and fannies
We go to a local one in our village or w/e
>tfw petite flat chested gf
superb feel, my lad