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Spooky gf edition

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could take or leave a gf

but that's the Colossal Titan
His name is Bertholdt

that's kind of what everyone does with them

Lads

Meet me down the rubbish burning site for a fag

Feels good to be a pikey and not have to adhere to the common laws of the land :))

moved into my own flat last week

pic related

popping out to sex slave island, you lads want anything?

cornetto

cornetto

sex slave

say hi to your mum for me

/ita/

excellent post

she's too poor/old to be there i think

>flat

Are you a britboo?

let's post our first initial and have the lads come up with nicknames for us

mine's S

say hi to a cornetto for me

Chuckled at this

Cannot even begin to fathom ducks

S the pest

they're an animal perfectly suited to living on a river (or pond, whichever it was)

Syphilis

Z

Absolute cracking banter on reddit between the irish, aussies, and you lot./

where do you think we are

mines Q

Don't get it

Quentin?

/eire/

*stands in your way*

doing a soulful groove

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P

Snotzer

Zebedee

Q-tip

...

I have to ask you lads to kindly stop appropriating our culture ok thanks

Is this shooped? It looks fucking weird

Everything bagel with light herb garlic cream cheese

*makes fun of your square toes*

P-nut

Is jaden smith in the ra

Going a cornetto mass manufacturing factory.

You lot want anything?

JUST ONE CORNETTO

gizza cornetto haha

>6 classico
>not just one cornetto
You've lost your way

>be scottish
>graffiti your own landmarks

thought only pakis did this

If you didn't know, nuclear fuel in the UK is transported by rail.
Makes you think, doesn't it.

>Scottish "castles"
lmao

There's an Italian bird on my course and her last name is Cominetto or something so we just call her Cornetto haha

Hagen Daz

Gonna have to trek to the other side of town to purchase the gfs birthday present

>tfw 1 and a half hours of bus>metro>bus both ways

Ringing up the IRA right now

>not owning a car

lel

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>tfw no Italian female friend to call cornetto
share the wealth

*teleports behind you*
*shoots you*
heh
nothing personal, kid

the green train used to go past where I lived in London

wasn't popular

>got my eye on you sunshine

Have you heard of this newfangled thing called the "internet"? You can go on your "computer" and order stuff "online" and it gets shipped right to your door!

Hate cagers 2bh

Would still be an hours drive because there's no motorway alignment near

sex slave pls

>motorway alignment
That better not be what you call a slip road

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They're making a film about are Winston lads

Gonna do a sleep

Night lads

Why are all the best boxers in the world Irish, Russian, Mexican, Italian or black?

Shut up fat yank the store doesn't offer deliveries and you cannot buy this thing online
Slip roads are called ramps
The alignment is the path the motorway takes

>cagers
fucking /n/

raining

>ask for directions
>actually wait can you just wank me off

Why doesnt this work?

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business idea: nuke canada

tbf stonehenge has got tons of medieval graffiti in before we put a stop to it

Will it show him beating his pregnant wife?

white people use logic to win their battles

Post toads

>they're making a film about a retard owned by the rothschilds
ftfy

>Irish
Disorganised thugs
>Russian
Statist thugs
>Mexican/Italian
Organised thugs
>black
Literal apes

so have a nice day

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will it show him selling out to the Jews

What the fuck

I prefer "I don't need help" guy

look how small his fucking cock is

you couldn't make it up

browsing that thread yesterday, many keks were had.

INVITE ME TO A FUCKING BONFIRE YOU NORMAN CRETINS

colonial era edition

that's doopin mental

Huge fan of tall busty women with big tits

Post that one

haha okay you can come to mine

have a nasty nasty fetish of fit girls with nice arses

really hoping no one ever finds my wank folder

*walks towards and past you*

>muck up the courage to use the phone to phone some cunt employer
>doesnt work

wahye

Huge fan of short petite women with flat chests

post examples

post examples

Where do brits have bonfires? None of you have large enough "gardens"

same

big chebs are digusting

Not a fan of yanks

excellent taste

Huge fan of biological females with boobs and fannies

We go to a local one in our village or w/e

>tfw petite flat chested gf
superb feel, my lad