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Cheesey chips for ta edition

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lmao

how the fuck do pictures work? how am i looking at the picture you wanted to convey right now?

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...dark out

aint the cheese sposed be mel'd

I have an idea for a political cartoon, it has nigel farage shagging hitler up the arse and saying "your ideas are sexy" while they stand on top of a pile of polish corpses

/brit/ demographic has changed completely

its so fucking boring posting here now

there is nothing wrong with this train

I have an idea for a political cartoon, it has Theresa May staring seductively at an erect willy labelled hard brexit with a flaccid willy alongside labelled soft brexit

What happened to Cara lad?

that's not how you do cheesy chips

you get some of the mozzarella you'd normally use on the pizzas and toss that on, add a bit of salt, bit of pepper, lovely

add in some garlic mayo and salad and you've got yourself something even better

>tfw sever lactose intolerance
What does cheesy chips taste like?

bit dead

all the proper lads are just getting off work

might just nip on /brit/ for an hour before going on pre-drinks

it's all the cancerous reddit newtwats

did the old funny people get jobs

unrionically listening to a podcast done by two asian american males complaining about white men and white people

its funny they just do this online to themselves. I never knew asian men were so insecure around us

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I look up at the sun and smile knowing it was shining on britbois 6 hours ago :)

la de da mr food bender

it's a fucking joke you twat

Been re-watching the first season of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and I can conclude that it's much better than the other seasons desu.

why not get a cheese that stays liquid? mozzarella hardens too quick

ch-ch-cheesy chips

>sun shining in the UK

Shant be believing this

the sun hasn't shone here for years

The Bublé family literally has gene for cancer. Should cut them up and find out which one it is.

cheeky git she is oh yes!

bout to have a cheeky spliff lads

Why are the Alt right so much funnier than leftists?

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Pray for Trump. Thank you kek. Check em

what the fuck is the sun?

if you want some real comedy you should watch this

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>What is a CCD sensor
>What is analog to digital conversion
>What is image processing
>What is Polarized light
>What are LCDs

Will I go for pre drinks with the lads

The reason Sup Forums hates TBBT is because they secretly know that the characters are them.

because that's not the point of cheesy chips, it's meant to be a stringy pull apart mess

plus you can't expect people to make a roux/bechamel/cheese sauce in a takeaway

(though you can get it prepackaged that stuff's minging and nobody would buy it)

yeah always gotta get the pres in before going out on the sesh

all the "proper lads" are retards
/brit/ is only good at 12am on when the pseudonormies go to bed

HILLARY S FINISHED

THIS ONE IS HUGE

Watched that a couple of days ago desu, absolutely terrible. May as well have just been Kevin Bishop shouting "Nigel Farage is a racist! Nigel Farage is a racist!" repeatedly at the camera for an hour.

you expect me to watch enough of that bollocks to figure out which one of them i can relate to?

what ?

Sauce

nah m8 ironic normie posting is the staple of /brit/ culture

abnormies posting their anime is a mere distraction

font

>'Hillarys finished' said increasingly nervous man for the 26th time this year

it doesn't matter if you know.

they rigged the machines

leftists cant offend anyone apart from "people in power" so their jokes all become le white males

QUICK TURN ON DAVE

HILLARY IS DONE

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literally at McDonald's as we speak

might get a cheeky 5 piece with my big mac

get in my microwave you

>Clinton will let in 650,000,000 (SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION) migrants in 1 (ONE) week

BUILD THE WALL

AND GET SCOTLAND TO PAY FOR IT

I'm with her

But the left are the powerful ones now

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do you write for the daily mash

Looks like a few ex-/brit/ posters are in for a good time

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>tfw no satanist female president

fuck trump

So I used to wank to cuckold porn pretending I was the bull for so long now, but I'm not even kidding when I say that I get turned on by the idea of watching my potential gf fuck another guy

Something about how slutty and turned on she'd get and see how she fucks with other people would be hot

Im completely and utterly fucked in the head. How do I get out of this mindset, or is it too late?

>t found /brit/ a month ago

*unsheathes katana*

wanna dance punk?

food workers are arguing with each other

did get the 5 piece btw

is kek a match for the occult?

>What is light
>What is a retina
>What are rods and cones
>What are nerves
>What is the optical cortex

been posting on /brit/ since 2008 m8 stfu

Watch cuckold porn while gargling egg whites for a few hours a day until you stop being attracted to it

not economically

>scoll to comments
>"It is like skyrim conversations."

good post. will do this

Business idea:
Heated mattresses
They've got radiators in them and you hook them up to the central heating

is she going to cast a blood spell to kill all the white men?

me on the train to london euston

business idea: sell terrible fries so the customers are forced to buy ketchup

whats wrong with brits insulation?

>hot water bottles
>insulated blankets

You lot alright?

But we're talking about culture in which they are.

He's at it again lads, the madman

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What are the chances of an explosion in the event of a gas leak?

asking for a friend

I'll watch from a distance

REALLY

oh dear

you can already get heated mattress covers you mong

got a laugh

dunno m8 light a match and fart on it and report the results

Neurons firing

wtf, im woke af now

Ireland deserves to be gassed

on second thought who's up for another potato famine

Who /brown-pill/ here?

So will I
But ill be heading for Faroe Islands if my country ever decides to betray us and flood us with refugees

wonder what he looks like naked

Oi Danny you in this thread? Fuck u cunt I'll smack your head in meet me at the bus stop in Sevenoaks twat

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rasheed

Oh fuck off

business idea: create an area of ireland that is still part of britian and get them to fight with each other till they wipe themselves out