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*stands in your way* edition

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korean pop

japanese pop

plymouth is actually an alright place

mo135

TURN
THAT
SHIT
UP
LOUDER

Have been eating under 500 calories a day for the last 5 weeks

Still kinda fat

>tfw a girl touches you casually during a conversation in a totally platonic way and you feel electrified and remember how lonely you are

another kryptic code...

How many times have you been abroad? Doing all the sight seeing and getting lunch and dinner on your own is fun, but trust me you want to meet people.

The best part about the traveling I've done is that I know locals, and I went to local spots because I met them.

Also to the lad going on that euro-rail trip. You'll definitely do fine then. Socializing while traveling is really easy because everyone wants to be nice to each other

You staying in hostels im assuming?

...

nonces communicating with each other

>PS do you think I'll do better playing dominos on cheese than on pasta

Ah yes a totally normal sentence that makes perfect sense. Nothing dodgy at all.

100% my fault

i could easily put the money in the account but what can they do? close my account? so what

v. much doubt they'll send the bailiffs around

probably a letter at least first

brushed knees with a girl today x

hmm

m8 your body probably thinks you're starving and is thus eating up your muscle and shit

Girl I knew used to hold my hand and pull me onto the dancefloor

Best moments of my night, used to hang around at the bar and wait for her to do it

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having my first drink in 3 weeks after a long stressful week at work

nearing the end of my second can and already feeling a bit tipsy

just want you all to know that everything will be fine, we're all gonna make it

I miss kerrang

>one of the runts bypassed my filter
*edits filter*

shaking at the mere thought

*scratches noodle*
*strokes chin*

idiot

Haven't got much muscle, it'll start on the fat after right?

Funny that California turns red but New York stays blue

swiping my card like kaiba
manbag brown like naila

fuck off shitizens

could just be a joke among friends, maybe he dropped some dominoes in his pasta by accident at some previous get together?

Been saying squadron so much it lost its meaning for a bit lads

bit weird that

>PS do you think I'll do better [doing a sex act] on little girl than on a little boy

ah yes totally something that paedophiles say to one another. There has been thousands convicted and they all spoke about their intentions and recommendations like this

Reckon I can play dominos better on cheese

What why?

Need to save money and lose weight, seemed like a good idea

Have't actually been counting calories, but I've never had more than a sandwich and an apple on any day. Most days just the apple.

Your body will very briefly lose some muscle before it begins the fat burning

>demolish them

errr

Nonce

you ain't in the traphouse senpai you're nerdy

My fedora is tipping all on its own:

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On the """pasta"""" lads

might """""play some dominoes"""""" haha

>search album on the 'seek
>two uploaders
>both with hundreds in their queue
aaaaaa i'm gonna explode!!!!!

Further proof that Hillary and co. are the ring leaders of an international child sex cartel 2bh

"demolishing" your kids and grandkids is code

use uloz

someone looked at me wrong the bus so I put his head in the door and nearly guillotined the cunt

I bet ReviewBrah is uncut
In fact I know he's uncut
Might even provide proof

business idea: stop squandering our evenings in these pointless threads

nice squared toe shoes, faglord

alright reviewbrah

Dominoes

Terrible idea, totally unmarketable, there is no interest in it whatsoever
I'm out

did you know if you type "pthc" into pornhub you'll get v&

John don't post your dick on /brit/, the janitor will go mental

>at uni yesterday
>arts building
>takin shit
>on the side of the stall it says to leave a date and time
>I put down Friday, 4:30
>half hour until then

Do I see who shows up lads?

Was the men's room

How much of your own money did you spend on this?

Doing an in love lads

How does one even play dominos on cheese or pasta, if such a thing were totally normal and not some pedo code?

might take this idea into consideration

>want to get rat arsed tonight
>got some cunt coming to mine at 10am to view my car which he probably won't even buy

fuck's SAKE

Are these email leaks a real thing or just a Sup Forums meme? Why are they not on any news sites?

This employer is really desperate

I didn't show up without letting them know and I never responded to their further email enquiry but They've just gone an invited me to another interview.

They'll change their mind once they meet me though Lol

I'm sorry but you are not authorised to post this edition of /brit/, this gimmick does not belong to you, please refrain in future. Thanks.

news reporters don't want to be put on a hitlist

Stop

that's motherless
apparently pornhub is fine with nonces

>he's staying in tonight

Lads....

Be honest brits, how much longer will the UK last? When will scottland finally leave?

drastically dont care

the emails are real, but Sup Forums are roleplaying about the paedo shit.

Sounds like a honeytrap, with the torrent links.

I can't

It's just happening

Now I know what all the songs are about

>not even on rutracker
might have to BUY this one lads

Hey British people. Since you guys call fries chips over there, what are fries in the UK?

Do you guys have anything called fries?

>The first thing I do when I wake up is brush my teeth

Aah yes, the big scoop

This makes me feel really hyped up for some reason

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fuck me, i only just got it

lads just did a think and got out of my think with a nice idea
you know people wait until they're 18 to vote right? well people over 65 should be stripped of the right to vote because it doesn't matter to them anymore, it's not their future
I also think old people get too much respect for what they are really worth

Reckon one of the major thing which sets us apart from the normies is our oversensitisation to emotional attachment. I've literally had a girl become my oneitis after a 1 hour convo. Deano would never understand this.

We'd all make great bfs if we just found the right girl lads.

Business idea: Runt-tracker. A GPS microchip inserted into their skulls so that you might never lose them

would you rather spend a night with emily ratajkowski or be given £50,000?

literally shaking lads, will off myself if he wins

proofs??

We call them fries when they are from a fast food place like mcdonalds or kfc.

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£50,000

it's barely code

£50,000 no question

just break their legs, cant lose them if they cant run

I'd take the 50k, I've already fucked plenty of nice looking women.

50k desu

could invest that nicely, and end up better than a night with some bint that doesn't care about me in the long run

Wolf Alice are actually quite good

it genuinely looks great.

£50,000
I could hire a prostitute as hot as her for a few thousand.

chips and fries are different things
we still call them fries

Literally not interested in shagging at this point

I just want a qt to protect

man's in the champions league out here

Rate my beard lads

you have the ability to search wikileaks, go do it

i didn't find much

£50000 then buy her services for a night for about 1/10th of that

>implying you can't

Everybody look at Jahans.