/eire/ + /celt/ = /éire/

Killing gooks for fun edition

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Won't be responding to the anti-treatite in this thread.

I like /celt/, don't care what others say

a shopping center in the town where i live is being evacuated now does this count as a HAPPENING

>ywn never show gooks whos boss with the lads while listening to 60s rock
boring life desu

Depends on if anyone dies or not.

>tfw no average irish gf

>in the town where i live
You have room for more than one?

>Ireland will never bully Africans into giving us oil and diamonds

Furthermore, the attitude that "partition was inevitable" makes a mockery of the idea that any of the specifics or even events of Irish nationalism mattered, since by that same token, """""""""independence"""""""""" of the rump state was "inevitable". So there's no reason to support 1916 over a Home Rule policy, and all user's flailing has to do over the idea that there could be something better than there turned out to be in reality! Ridiculous.

*Can't

dont know why people get mad when I put it there
We have to carry on our legacy as the last celt nation

I don't mind it, but we don't really have much in common with other Celt countries. /Goidelic/ would be better.

Which makes me wonder, is there a word in Irish to refer to the three countries? Gaeilge/Gaidhlig/Gaelg are all similar words for the language, but is there a uniform word we can use aside from "goidelic" or "gaelic" to refer to us?

>tfw sershlad might be a tranny
I will never trust so easily again

>give us the diamonds or else no trócaire box for you this month

Any trap wanna give me a blowy at eirtakon?

what other celtic countries? Obviously most of the UK have celt blood but they call themselves anglo

if dubs then yes

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No one outside of Sup Forums calls themselves Anglo.

I completely agree with 1916, it was an act that galvanised the nation. But assuming you can just take the result from the following years (IRA success against British Army/RIC) and transpose it onto the "if 1916 never happened" scenario is utterly ridiculous.

The IRA was successful because it fought an unconventional war.

You can't assume Britain would back us against Unionists (because we have proof that they wouldn't - the Curragh incident), and you can not assume the "full strength" of the Irish Volunteers could have done fuck all against 100,000-odd determined loyalists.

Even if the British -didn't- get involved directly, the Loyalists would've had more men than the IRA and we'd have had fewer conventional forces than the British.

It simply wouldn't have been feasible without an ethnic cleansing - which Britain DEFINITELY would have slapped the shit out of us for.

It's not your ""nationalism"" that I take issue with, it's you being a fucking idiot that I take issue with.

Wales.

lads this game is really pissing me off
there's a certain level where you have to save some shitty office workers from demons, but the women can actually die in one hit at full health after you've been fighting demons for about half an hour and then there's nothing you can do about it and have to try again from the start

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

Is the guy that guessed my name still here?

you can keep on trying until the RAAA finds you

>forcing /celt/

No. They post in /brit/, leave them be. Do it again and you'll get HEEMED

I post in /brit/ after 12am

>I post in /brit/

Surrendering to illegitimate power is what dooms us by making defeat """inevitable""".

>If civil war started in the North tomorrow, do you think Britain would just sit it out because it involves two parties that they consider their subjects?

>Or, as happened in the 1970s during the Troubles, would they have PICKED THE FUCKING SIDE THAT LIKED THEM?

I understand that they use any excuse they can to side with the "unionists". Which is why I was saying that 1916 was a mistake from that point of view.

What I was saying was that by following the "legal" channels, Westminster would not have had the angle of "loyalism" or "self-defence" had the violence been started by these "unionists" who were acting against the law passed by Westminster. If Westminster had passed Home Rule, I do not think the same English-Scottish politicians who allowed it to pass would support the backing of a terrorist campaign to overturn a law they themselves passed.
Hence, the parliament within Dublin would be the "lawful power" with the authority to deal with this rebellion, and that would have put the ball more in the court of the pro-Irish side, hypothetically.

The Curragh incident isn't entirely representative of what would have been entailed in the hypothetical scenario of rebellion against Westminster by "loyalists".
Westminster was ready to pull the trigger if they did, but the unionist elements in the army were unwilling to fight against the UVF.

In the hypothetical situation that the UVF rebelled against Westminster upon passing Home Rule, and elements of the army in Ireland mutinied against Westminster's orders, then what you would have would be a "constitutional crisis" that would extend beyond Ireland, so admittedly the consequences of that would have been more complicated than I can speculate. A military coup or another "English civil war", perhaps?

>Hence, the parliament within Dublin would be the "lawful power" with the authority to deal with this rebellion
Only in de jure settings. De facto, the British would have still sided with them against us. There was elements in the British Army in the 70s/80s that helped to plan Loyalist bombings in the Republic. To think the British military isn't rampantly pro-British (and thus, hostile to Irish nationalism) is laughable.

Sure, we might be -seen- as the good guys, but that doesn't really matter when you're being fucked by two different cocks and nobody wants to bother to help.

>Westminster was ready to pull the trigger if they did, but the unionist elements in the army were unwilling to fight against the UVF.

In September 1913 the Chief of the Imperial General Staff (CIGS) John French had expressed his concerns to the government and to the King (who had also asked Prime Minister Asquith for his views) that *****the British Army, if ordered to act against the UVF, might split, with some serving officers even siding with the Ulster Unionists*****, given that many shared the same view of preserving and defending a Protestant British Empire and ****believed Home Rule for mainly Catholic Ireland would threaten it.****

Westminster simply wouldn't have gone ahead with it, the public in England/Scotland would be more loyalist leaning and hostile to the Irish.

We'd have ended up as the under dogs no matter what the outcome was.

1916 managed to galvanise the Irish people in a way that "home rule" politics could not.

>Irish """"men"""""

Might watch an anime lads.

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Go to bed

brits

>killin' women's lots of fun, try killing one that's pregnant, son, you'll get two for the price of one

Well, I think that *open* defiance of Westminster would be unacceptable to at least a significant portion of the public and/or powerbrokers in """mainland""" Britain, and could lead to a "civil war" within England itself over the issue, if resistance proved strong enough and wasn't localised to Ireland.
If they were forced, I wouldn't put it outside the realm of hypothetical possibility for Westminster to "invade" Ireland with "parliamentarian" troops to defeat Unionism, hilarious as that sounds. If this mutiny occurred during World War One, it would be a harder sell to the English and Scottish public than during peacetime, would it not?

This is entering the realm of fantasy, I will admit, but that's only because the events didn't happen in the ways they would have had to have happened about a dozen "turning points" back down the chain.
If you disagree with my speculation about the scenario of a "unionist" rebellion against Westminster, I would be glad to hear your opinions and won't say you're wrong, since speculative history isn't a science, but an "art" (subjective value differing obviously).
Do you think a pro-UVF mutiny against Westminster would have collapsed the parliament? What extent of "constitutional crisis" do you think it might have been?

Put more simply, closer to the realms of fact, what do you think would have happened had the UVF indeed risen?

*PS: Don't just say "Westminster would have just not passed Home Rule". I admit that would be more likely too. My original speculation was that had 1916 not happened, and more hope put in Home Rule, only for it to be decisively and unjustly, even criminally rejected, the "replacement" historical event for the rebellion and guerrilla war of 1916 and the war of independence could have been more politically decisive, if not necessarily militarily decisive.

>1916 managed to galvanise the Irish people in a way that "home rule" politics could not.

To do what?
To fight the British.
Successfully.

Spooky.

Apologies for clogging the thread up with speculative history autism. I stand by the belief that history isn't "inevitable" though.

Resume comfy thread.

Bounced the gfs head off the ground again lads

>tfw no average irish gf

Me on the left

stop it with the average girls i'm tugging myself off for the third time tonight

And whats wrong with that?

Gf bounced my head off the ground again lads.

Drains the mental energies, instills slothfulness, warps the psychological attitude to sex.

you're just drained and sore down there, there's only so much average ass you can take

>warps the psychological attitude to sex.
And what's wrong with that?

What did he mean by this

>be in France
>don't shag French qts
>watch anime instead
Think that's what's wrong with that.

no proofs, it was all metaphor h-heh

Well, one can get an "average gf", but one can't get a tank-driving 2d Japanese "loli" girl.

And those perversities which men can get, (traps and fags), will fuck up one's life more than simply staying home and fapping to unachievable things will.

>warps the psychological attitude to sex.
I'm never going to be intimate with anything besides an escort so I couldn't care less.

youtu.be/myhnAZFR1po
>this thread

2D> 3D

French women are out of my league anyway, so why should I bother trying? I'm far happier spending my time doing things I actually enjoy rather than wasting my time getting rejected.

>will fuck up one's life more than simply staying home and fapping to unachievable things will.
How so?

What general area of france are you in because here im pretty sure that french women cant exceed prostitute level

I didn't know there was an /r9k/ population in Ireland. Are women here that bad?
Have you used prostitutes here?

There's plenty of tales. I know of at least two where anons got AIDS from these tranny prostitutes they get convinced to go to.

>frog expat is a massive paedo bender

Imagine my surprise

>Have you used prostitutes here?
No but I'll buy one eventually once I have spare change.

Nowt wrong with 2d Japanese tank girls so there's not.

Me in the back

But how much would you need

It's about €300 an hour for a decent one, nothing unattainable.

>im pretty sure that french women cant exceed prostitute level
Well, my "league" would be bottom-feeder level, so it's not hard to be out of my league.

>Are women here that bad?
Yes.

>I know of at least two where anons got AIDS from these tranny prostitutes they get convinced to go to
Well, I wouldn't touch a prostitute with a 10 foot poll, so there's no risk of that.

Does the foreign accent not get you anywhere?

I remember seeing a headline of some article about some cunt in UCD turning herself into a prostitute USA-style. I pity any poor man who lusts after her thinking she's anything more than a hole.

The French don't speak English.

>on Dublin bus
>French group get on in town
>young one tries to speak French to the bus driver
>"sorry love i dont speak french"
>she repeats herself in French, slower.

You have to be confident
Book a trip to amsterdam with some friends I've heard that the price there is 50 €

Nope. Not at all.

>You have to be confident
Luxembro, your shitty advice is falling on deaf ears. I stopped caring about dating and the like long ago.

Eh, you can't fault her for trying.

If it wasn't arrogance I'd find that stubbornness endearing.

I think most Irish men when they put their mind to having a family think rather highly of Irish women, compared to other countries. Is this perception correct?

I don't have many "friends" and I doubt they'd go to Amsterdam just to so I can get laid and forget about sex forever.

Gonna put some rashers on.

Might put on another cuppa tay meself.

Grabbin a Harp

You could try going to Church of Ireland and settling down with a nice Anglican family.

No prod will ever touch this

We have Christine Bleakley and the girl from the inbetweeners.

You can keep sahorsey.

Slow thread desu.

I think all the anime posting might have finally scared/killed off Nordie.

We're all at eirtakon

He's been arrested for domestic violence no doubt.

Nah he's probably out it's a Friday night.

>mfw the RAAA is defeated by the French weeb

I told you this would happen.

AS LONG AS I LIVE THE RAAA WILL CONTINUE FIGHTING

I never know whose side you are on, Luxembro.

Can't stop listening to the Bangles desu.

>don't bust for 4 days and feel like shite
>bust a nut right now
>head is clear
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

maybe nofap isn't all it's cracked up to be

The dichotomy of shitposting in /celt/ and shitposting in /brit/ is what defines being Scottish to be honest.

i'm not sure myself desu

>can't go a few days without wanking
What is wrong with you people?

You'll pay for that m8.

spose I was thinking about it too much
make it a goal and you're bound to constantly think about not fucking up, and then fuck up

I could do it if I had something to occupy me though

imo the whole thing doesnt work because masturbating helps repress the urge for sexual interaction and not masturbating just keeps building up the urge to masturbbate/rape/have sexual intercourse and your brain just cant focus anymore and keeps getting distracted by the temptation to have sexual intercourse or mastubate

Obsessing over wanking isn't healthy
Obsessing over abstaining from wanking isn't healthy.
Moral of the story, you can wank just don't be a fucking wanker.

Erm... can you please stop posting German ships? SOME of us have grandfathers that were killed by those things. K thx.

>rape
wohoho slow down Luxembourg

>I could do it if I had something to occupy me though

IKTF m8

That's part of the plan though.

>why aren't you pacifying yourself and disincentivising social improvement

Does not compute.

>"You can be gay, just don't be a faggot!"

~t. faggot

My grandad was killed by a little Japanese girl m8. Grow thicker skin.

Good band, they still touring? We could go see them desu.

wtf can you please stop hating on german ships ? SOME of us have grandfathers who served on those ships

I see no boats, user - only girls.