I want to record the worst album of all time. What should I do?

I want to record the worst album of all time. What should I do?

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Get Grimes and Death Grips to collaborate

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Buy a cheap instrument you don't know how to play. Write 2deep4u lyrics that are actually really simple. Have your dog make the cover art.

How to make outsider music in a nutshell

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Make it deliberately offensive to women and minorities

Claim that Donald Trump is a pussy for not going far enough

Exclusively play instruments that you have no training in

Strap some pickups to a tambourine and then kick a hole in your amplifier and record for 3 hours

literally anal cunt you pleb

Just emulate your favorite band

Record anything and try your best, it will sound worse than if you tried to make it bad on purpose, trust me.

>constant cheesy 80s saxophone
>false recorder playing
>false violin playing
>rapper on every track
>seamless transitions in between every track that are ruined by an intentional additional silent second thrown in at the end of every audio file
>half of the album are hidden tracks
>cover has several slight hue variations making it impossible to know which one is the right one

That's the thing - I can write decent, good sounding music. Whenever I try to write joke music some people actually like it and it defeats the whole purpose.

Fuck off. No one asked you.

Just put a tape recorder next to ur life

>anonymous poster not wanted
Did you actually finally forget your trip for once?

Just record yourself

correct. repeat the saxophone solo from "Baker Street" on a loop the entire song or album

geyser bastions cover album

Record your excrement.

>le epic excrement man
:^)
Epic posts in every thread! Epic excrement posts ! :^))

>Get grimes
>Get 15 year old soundcloud rapper
>Get 13 year old who just learned how to use fl studio
Badaboom badabing worst album ever

>JUDYPOSTER
No opinion here

>take whatever you consider the best album of all time
>record yourself making annoying vocal interjections over the whole thing
>add some zany sound effects

>he wouldn't fuck that rabbit

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pleb faggot

Try your hardest to make it good

>fucking a bunny
>calling me the pleb

yes, that's what I'm (rightly) doing

Oh

Sexy cartoons are entry level as fuck.

Thtas what I'm saying

recreate it in midi

well what would be patrician then? I was under the assumption that you were so pleb you couldn't even get into cartoon rabbit.

How does someone do that

Just be yourself OP :^)

Probably pretty hardcore femdom

I'm at least a contrarian

Femdom is literal normie level, get the fuck out of here.

>seamless transitions in between every track that are ruined by an intentional additional silent second thrown in at the end of every audio file
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

maybe by hardcore normie standards m8
honestly fucking the bunny is less pleb than that

someone already said grimes though

Ask Kid Cudi and Morbid Angel what kind of mindset and drugs they were on when they made their latest LP.

>Morbid Angel

Could have just said any album in their discography. They're shit

Record midi compositions of SPEEDING BULLET TO HEAVEN on a nintendo ds, and then convert the video files to mp3's and add sound effects.

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ITT: Soundcloud thread

Rap like Kanye

Hit play on your favorite album and record on a recording device

rekt

[ ] Not Told
[ ] Told
[X] Stone Told Steve Austin

literally would be silence

Boohooo

do your best

Take all current posts of Sup Forums as bits and convert them into 8-Bit sounds, then add reverb

Sorry lad, the worst album of all time has already been made and it won't ever be topped.

youtube.com/watch?v=uc71XKg2b6k

jsut mix some inaccesible genres (for most of people) like
drone metal (album example: earth 2 special low frequency version)
free improvisation (album example: european echoes)
noise (album example: pulse demon)

and mix them without any coherency whatsoever, maybe add some things that wouldn't fit in a experimental album, like catchy melodies or so

girls putting nails in guy's dickholes, shitting, farting, and pissing is all pleb tier?

Daniel Johnston already did that

Nah that would sound like Animal Collective

Hey, I actually like Bob Dylan

Now this I can get behind

Or under
Not sure

you wouldn't call that hardcore femdom m8, you'd call that femdom (sounding/scat/farting/watersports) or whatever
also that's less pleb, but not patrician