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cara

ATTENBOROUGH WILL OUTLIVE US ALL

rate my vagina

Who /misery/ here?

screeching

some billionaire american guy i know posted a picture of him at a bar drinking bud light with the caption "if you don't drink bud light then fuck you #budlightblackout"

ffs new thread

good films

rolling machines>fucking machines

>me and the gf decided to stay in and have a fuckathon.

absolutely exhausted

why dont gingers age?

what if attenborough, fry and david jason all get exposed in operation yewtree

>#budlightblackout
think i'd die of water intoxication before going blackout drunk on budlight

Remembering the one time my friend called me up at 3am in the morning (I was asleep, had work (at a call center so wasn't bothered) the next morning)

My other friend had gone missing, was on the phone complaining about being sick and trying to find a taxi to get home, mate that called him said he would meet him

mate got there and he was missing so he phoned me and asked me to look for him

literally spent 3 hours looking for the bastard, stayed up to phone his house at 7:00 to ask his parents if he showed up, left him texts etc.

bastard then didn't even let me know he was okay until the next day after the friend that called me told me.

now? haven't spoken to him in almost 2 years

really makes me think

no soul

shan't

did a wank to interracial

Not a word

apparently i couldn't walk until i was over 18 months old

both my siblings walked in 9

i was literally the runt then, and the biggest failure now, weird isn't it

i've never cared when a celebrity has died ever. attenborough is different, he'll be a genuine loss and the first time a celeb death will hurt me. he's animated as fuck on graham norton at the moment though so he's either done a big fat line of charles or he's going to keep on keeping on for another decade easy

bet you have glasses too

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

really hope so m8 I'm not prepared

fat lard of a sister ate all the fuckin halloween candy

do any of you live alone

how grim is it

I'm thinking of her right now 2bh

Hate myself

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chune

yes and i'm the only one of the family who does

FUCK

sometimes listen to the blue planet while i fall asleep desu. comfiest voice in the world talking about comfy whales and things, best sleeping soundtrack ever

live with 6 housemates who I all hate and they all hate me

would rather be alone but too much of a poor runt

I started walking and talking at 8 and 10 months. Don't remember which way round it was

Is this early or just normal?

why do you hate each other

how do brit posters in Sup Forums reconcile nationalistic pride for churchill with their fondness for hitler

I live in a single dorm. It's alright.

I was the biggest born out of me and my 2 brothers at 12 lbs.

Must have eaten the competition on the way to the eggs ha ha.

cognitive dissonance

8 months is pretty early for walking, 10 months is more normal for talking assuming you were just saying single words or mama/dada

t. expert

*record scratch* *freeze frame* let's wind back to find out... *rewinding noises* it all started when i went to go make some toast in the kitchen

>32 posts without an image

FUCK OFF YOU USELESS REDDIT CUNTS

By worshipping Mosley.

>Finished with the RAF today
>Probably never spend time with some of the best friends I've ever made
>Last thing I did was help save a bunch of Peshmerga from an IED

I'd be gutted (apart from fry, MASSIVE nonce) I'd be more upset if it was Cleese

did a poo, lads

Thinking about how my brother literally has friends he knew from his first day at school, over 10 years ago that he sees every time he goes home.

And i have not a single friend, when i did I only knew them for a maximum of 2 years before they dropped me.

Terrible feel

what

how much did you lads weigh at birth

12 pounds 3oz here

Being a lanklet is shit though

Not a single pixel

not really as I always do what I want to do

made me do a bit of a think about my ex though

Chaos is the only true answer


>reminder if you support the empower you are a confirmed cuck

>tfw a victim of my own gimmick

grolsch more like gross

they're all hyperactive graduates who do nothing but get pissed and gossip. cba with it

really REALLY like german ww2 designs

nonce

>saving Muslims
>helping Muslims kill Muslims who would kill far more Muslims if you just left them to it

Get out. People like you are why the West is fucked.

Hitler liked Britain desu

If we hadn't declared war he would have left us alone

nice....

>Worshipping Anger Issues, Obama, Space AIDS and a literal faggot
>Not getting GREEN'D

but we did lad

Thanks for your Daily Mail level insight buddy

Meganonce

11 lbs 3
6'2'' 14 stone now

Love the "seen" thing on facebook

Makes me know when I'm getting ignored rather than just speculating

Fucking bollocks

If you're probably never going to see them again then they definitely are not your mates

No he wouldn't.

He'd have come for us eventually.

just imagined my entire life and family units life as a glint in my dads imagination as he first saw my mother, kind of like how i imagine a life together when i see a girl i like, and i'm just a figment of his imagination continuing on

>I hate Muslims and Arabs and all non-whites, White Europeans should take over the world and slaughter all Muslims, Crusade now
>based non-white Muslim Assad is fighting ISIS, those Muslim slaughtering inhumane fucks, it's not the 6th century gosh guys

Wonder how Sup Forums even functions sometimes

He wanted an alliance with you.

10lbs 8oz

6'5 13.5st now

Why are europeans so pretentious about football?

Are you really trying to imply its hard for someone to get your shitty sport?

Its a sport full of fucking chavs, spics, and africans. It's not something thats hard to understand

my grandad was raf. bombed dresden desu. still alive barely, never properly asked him about it all even though i know i should.

He liked some historical British values

Wasn't going to stop him trying to invade us eventually

don't care about churchill, he was half yank

although it may seem like it, Sup Forums is not one person

4lbs 2oz

6"11 12lbs 3oz now

7lbs 12oz

bet your mum had a bucket for life lmao

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>going to be 34 degrees today

who /summer/ here hahaha

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are those points supposed to be contradictory?

if hitler had won we'd be on mars with talking dogs by now

Going to listen to The Smiths to make myself more miserable.

haha I will never amount to anything lads

Hitler had a great admiration for the British Empire and believed in the Brit'a right to self determination. I believe he briefly wanted some sort of alliance, or at the least a cordial relationship but we binned him off

delete this

haha good banter lad

It's shit knowing that your parents think you're a loser.

Even worse when they try to be nice about it.

>12 pounds

how? I was just over 11 and close to the hospital record

hmmm so okcupid is full of absolute reject women and I STILL can't even get a RESPONSE hmmm maybe darwin was right

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

>anyone but Slaanesh

did darwin say something about your okcupid profile?

>Man would rather not go to war with country that could stomp him into the ground

What a mystery

the smiths is a shite band and they sound like mongs on helium

listening to shit music should make you miserable

Just found out Hitler wasn't even German, he was a bloody Australian.

NEED a single yummy mummy 'my son Levi is my life' Essex slag gf

ISIS kills muslims, wants to return to fighting the 6th century and fight "crusaders".

Sup Forums wants to kill Muslims, return the 6th century and be crusaders.

They're in complete agreement, and yet Sup Forums supports Assad.

I AM THE SON

AND THE HEIR

assad is white

was eating some very spicy chorizo and my cat came and licked the fuck out of my fingers with a scrunched up face like the flavor was too strong for her but it was too delicious to stop licking

she really got into it....

He'd have us "ruling the waves" for him until Japan or himself wanted to do it themselves