1. Your cunt

1. Your cunt
2. Do you have any friends

Canada
No

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No, I lost all of them except for a past roomate.
Years of heavy alcoholism, leukemia and rehab flushed it away.

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2.15 or more than 15.
And the others are friend looks like Hypocrite.

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4 really close ones

No. I've been socially retarded since middle school.

norn iron
no

Oz
No. Wouldn't know how to act with one anyway

If I did would I be on here on a Friday night

ur mom does

I have Sup Forums

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Last time I had a friend was 2011.

No one like you toothpaste.

Old fucker here.

I used to have friends, but they turned into selfish assholes.

My last friend just blamed me for his divorce last year because I told him/his wife that I did my share of household chores. She dumped him for being a lazy fuckwit. And now the same guy is now sharing his brain tumor with me, while asking me why I don't talk with him more.

Fuck people.

Nope. I haven't really talked to anyone since 7th grade so its been about 7 years.

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2. Never ever

finland
too many

Jesus fucking christ.

>Fuck people.

It's gonna backfire on your ass

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Rude, i still consider you my friend

no

no

no, i'm past the time of making friends too, virtual friends are all I'll have

nah but i talked to a canadian for a while a few times, named him "leaflad" we bonded over depression and bantz

what the hell man

I guess I have a friend but I haven't talked to him like in 6 months

America
Yes if you mean online or animals count

One Japanese, one Finnish, one Australian, two Americans online and two ferrets irl.

Yes you have one. I am your friend.

I'll be the friend of you all lone people of the thread.

No, all I have is Sup Forums

Don't worry guys, as you get older, being alone becomes natural. And time flies fast trust me.

yes?

it's easy to have friends

Just the voices inmy head but some of them are mean

i talk to myself aloud. thanks to the technologies it may appear as if i talk on the phone so nobody can tell

fuck you normie

>tfw just got invited to a party next weekend

no

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Yes but I find it difficult to connect with them on a meaningful level. It doesn't matter how much 'adult' shit I go through, I still feel like a kid looking up at adults wondering what it's like to be mature and grown up. For this reason I am often in fear of being "found out", although when I look inside there is nothing insidious, just a lack of self esteem

Which is better, a small number of really close friends or a lot of not as close friends?

Small number def. I hate to be in contact with so many people

I do

Straya
No friends, I only go out in public twice a week.

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2. Yes. We have many close friends (Latvia, Lithuania, Finland and Sweden a bit) and some good distant friends who aren't so close, but generally stand with us (Germany, UK, America and Poland somewhat).

Not anymore
I use to have many female friends but deep inside I want guys friends.
It's not like I don't want to have a romantic feelings towards them but because I know exactly what they are, so really a no-no for me.
>tfw you are the only guy at the whole grade

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I love you Canuck. We need to have a beer more often like once.
I would say go leafs but they're shit.
You're great.

need a hug?
big hugs love you too

thanks pham.

My opinion on that changed quite a bit with age. When I was 18 of course the more people around you the better. Many years later I don't even remember their names.

Sweden YES

no

which is the best country to have no friends?

>friends
you mean people who can betray your trust?

Finland

they all stopped talking to me, every single of one of them.

that's because you never initiated contact with them
if you want to keep your friends around, you need to be active, not passive

not sure how to make friends but here is technique i used to get rid of all 2 of them: disable the read receipts on your phone and never reply to their texts. about a month or so they will stop bothering you. profit