South America Unification

Wouldn't it be cool if South America was just one large union/unification (I know about USAN, but something else)? I mean, I know there are many differences between us, both culturally and economically, but we could help each other out. What do you think, fellow South americans?

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no we couldnt fuck off

Just annex them all and stop trying to be diplomatic.

I unironically believe this but this might even be a bait thread

No, i think it's good the way it is, but we should collaborate more between us

sadly already rich countries would greatly improve but poorer ones would turn into giant favelas

Southern Cone or nothing. We are just waiting for South Brazil to secede.

wew

That would actually be cool desu

I unironically want this to happen with all of Northern America uniting, Southern. Europe, the India's and the East.

It'd be fucking rad.

It already bugs me that i have to share a continent with Peru. Dont make it worse by trying to put us in the same political/economical block. They are literally the worse that humanity can offer (not even sure they are humans).

Why peru though
Why not bolivia?

I would like somethings like this
>southern cone
>Peru-Bolivia-Ecuador
>Colombia-Venezuela
Brazil is already pretty big so it stays as they are

NO

I unironically support this

>Why peru though
Not him but Jesus. Can you even hear yourself? Peru is the last white country in this brown shithole. It must die. Bolivia is okay I guess.

Isn't Ecuador culturally closer to Colombia-Venezuela than to Peru-Bolivia?

Why not Mato grosso Do Sul? If you are going to add paraguay you might as well put us together.

It used to be part of Gran Colombia but i personally find it more like a colombianized Peru than a peruanized Colombia

Get fucked Sup Forumsniggers

76/sp/ GET

wtf

B-but guys... Unification... Friendship... If not willingly, THEN BY FORCE!

Shit get.
Delet this.

Though, it could have been shittier.

fucking texas

KILL YOURSELF

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nice digits

I for one accept our new bunda masters

fucking sudacas stealing 000000 and 999999

Yeah, that'd be great if corruption didn't exist.
If we united it all, things would just get worse to handle.

really

GET REKT CHILE GETS THEM DIGITS

REEEEEE

Don't worry, Argie bros, we'll take good care of you!

decent get, nice and simple

I want to be alive to see this happening.

MEDIOCRE

Holy fuck. Felicitaciones compadre

:3

Would the three Guyanas join you in that case?

Macacos.

Would Lichtenstein join Austria ?

>the three Guyanas
But yes, except French Guiana, we don't want Malvinas 2.0

They are basically Swiss living on the wrong side of the river, so no.

nice going cunt

same with guayanas

war is inevitable in this scenario as smaller capitalists will refuse to share their accumulation zones with larger ones that will eventually eat them up

Doesn't sound like too bad of a plan desu.

One can only dream

it's the worse plan ever since Soviet Russia trying to annex Finland

why is it we never get invited? Memes aside unifying with captain jackass and his gay sidekick in North America isn't as fun as it sounds.

>Brazil is currently so shit that Brazilian states want to secede
>"hey, that'd be a great idea to ANNEX MORE LAND TO OUR COUNTRY"
Yeah, that'd totally work.

'no'

/thread

Isn't this where people do mass suicides?

Do Uruguayans speak Portuguese too or just Spanish?

Don't worry mexico you are doing the same strat germanic tribes did with the roman empire in 100 or so year north america will be mexico

Come join us in the southern union

Delet this

eu falo portugues muito bem mais ninguem outro fala

nah for real almost no one does, only people that lives near the frontier

we can understand 90% of what you guys say tho

and as a funny note i saw fucking Dilma Rouseff having dinner in the restaurant across the street of the one i was yesterday

lots of press in the street, was madness

Can we bring Cuba and El Salvador?

they speak porteño
they are an unofficial argentine province
montevideo is basically a partido del gran buenos aires

kek what the fuck

>letting m*exicans inside of any south american union

Shut up Paraguay, you're Africa tier, you have no saying in this.

Great Andinia my compadre

Wena weon , los wasteaste

'no'

that was exactly my thoughts, what the actual fuck

she's here apparently for some political meeting

Your going to be under our boot forever pablo.

Everyone south of the wall is welcome

*Everyone south of the canal is welcome
FTFY

>fio sulamaricano
>postam em inglês
cucos

wtf then we get only half of panama?

>El Salvador
Dont they have their own union tho?

Can poland join?

We get the best part + the canal

no, you beat our pianists, you bullies

People tend to freak out when you tell them you'll bring your whole family, so it's better to ease them in without mentioning everyone upfront. America will confirm.

that looks like a color shceme from the simpsons

>wanting to merge with peru and bolivia

WEW lad

kek I was thinking the same thing

Never forget

Do you people even speak one language?

Brazil is the only on that speaks portuguese
and we speak """""""spanish"""""""""""

>inb4 /lat/ memes

>America will confirm.
>yfw you know how that means
FeelsBad

this

yeah about that, you people like Jamaicans right?

Nop!!!

never met one, pretty interesting English if you can call it that

You DO know that the USA would step in and insert CIA hunter-kilelr teams into every country attempting to unify, right?

But why?

Macacos.

This pleases my autism even if I don't live there. It just seems right

Don't worry guys, we'll get you and Canada in, just play dumb for now

Macacos

no
i like our neighbours when they stay in their countries

We were officially one country once. I would like this to happen again.

I speak both and grew in a bilingual home