What does Sup Forums think of Taylor Swift?

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Hot as fuck. 0 good songs.

gives me a solid snek

would insert furiously and never call again

>gives me a solid snek
this and 1989 was okay but I probably won't revisit it for a very long time if ever.

>driving down a desolate country road, nothing but long green fields in all directions
>up ahead you see what looks like an old, beat-up truck pulled off the road with hood up and the driver’s door open
>as you pass by you hear the engine turning over and see Taylor Swift in the driver’s seat
>she looks up hopefully at you as you drive past, desperate for help
>you pull over and walk towards her truck
>Taylor smiles at you happily as you walk towards the cab
>when you reach the open door you see she’s wearing a beautiful short black dress
>she’s kicked off her heels and pushed them under the seat
>“Hi…” she says nervously, brushing her hair behind her ear
>“Um, my truck just died on me, do you know anything about fixing cars?”
>“Here’s what happens when I try to start it”
>Tay presses the gas pedal all the way down, her bare foot arched on the pedal
>she turns the key and cranks the engine and starts pumping the gas pedal desperately
>she rocks back and forth with the motion, her hair bobbing up and down as she stares into the dash, her mouth half agape in concentration
>she stops, sighs, and looks at you, brushing her now-messy hair behind her ear again
>you lie and tell her you can help, then go stand in front of the open hood
>you don’t know shit about cars and stand there pretending to fix something

>go back to the door and tell her to try again
>Taylor desperately works the gas pedal and bounces up and down again
>“Come on baby,” she urges sweetly as the engine turns over desperately
>you continually pretend to fix something on her truck and tell her to keep trying
>Tay seems to really appreciate your help even though it’s not working
>you assure her you’ll get it this time and go back to the front of the truck
>this time Taylor gets out of the truck and follows you, eyeing you with a sly smile
>she knows you haven’t been doing anything
>“So what do we do now?” she asks bashfully, leaning on the fender next to you
>you don’t know what to do and you’re nervous
>you nervously stammer you’ve tried everything you can think of
>“Well what did you do?” she asks, squinting at you skeptically
>blank
>uhhhhhhh…
>she rolls her eyes exaggeratedly and smiles
>“Well I guess I could try again,” she says, walking back to the door
>Taylor tries to start the truck again, coaxing it extra sweetly this time
>it doesn’t start
>Taylor moans disappointedly and rests her head on the steering wheel, facing you
>she stares into your eyes as she slowly rubs the pedal up and down with her bare foot
>“Would YOU start for me if I did that to YOU?” she asks, biting her lip
>“I bet you would”

>good for breeding
>ok vocals
>shitty music
>shitty lyrics

She's got some good music. In terms of current mainstream pop she's certainly one of the best.

>good for breeding

I see you enjoy memes mai frend

Yet another person with talent who eventually gravitated towards a more top40 type of music and endless collaborations with radio rappers.
But hey, whatever, if it's what she genuinely wants, good for her.
I'm sure it moves units.

> and endless collaborations with radio rappers.

She only did that for the video version of Bad Bloood though.

don't stop there

Admittedly I didn't know that and won't pretend that I'm not ignorant of her work.
It's just that it seems to have happened to many artists of different genres who began with one sound and arrived at that.
They are free to change, I just find it strange is all.
I know nothing and have no problem admitting it.

I went into this thread flaccid now I'm hard as a rock

>shitty music
>shitty personality
>god-tier legs and feet

Wouldn't it be goddess-tier?
Not trying to be condescending, but I always wonder why I never see that said.

Style is a decent song tbqh

And people complain about the kpop general shit
This is not better

whatever...

I like her and her music although she is very calculating. Bad Blood is one of the worst songs ever

Then why have this really aloof opinion of her?

first post best post

Bad Blood is always considered her worst song. I personally don't really like the album version but the videosversion grew on me.

TS doesn't have a chauffer, doesn't have a cell phone, doesn't have AAA membership?

Even for a fantasy, this isn't realistic.

She has nice feet

why she had to bully kanye

I'd let her facefuck me

Ugly as hell
Hello Miss Skeltal
0 good songs

has talent and expands me dong

generic

>no tits
>absolutely no ass
>face caked in 5lbs of makeup 24/7
>granny neck

>hot as fuck

Kanye did it first

snek

Obnoxious and repetitive af, but she does have a good sense of melody and knows how to put out those giant hooks.

post her feet

She's really beautiful but seems mentally unstable/obnoxious, even though extremely capable in what she does.
Sure I have SOME respect for her persistence and talent I can't deny without coming of as an edgy kid, but otherwise she doesn't interest me

I hate her and I wish I could shit in her mouth

I bump Blank Space from time to time.

She looks very beautiful, but she seems like a crazy. Don't care much for her music.

She can auck my dick then ill go on an takie it on home and pound her like billy mays probably break my pelvis she a skinny bitch..

I think she's talented but extremely lazy. It's a shame she chose to pander to teenage girls.

Some of her unreleashed stuff is GOAT though.

Apologize.

>I think she's talented but extremely lazy. It's a shame she chose to pander to teenage girls.
It's called money.