My vagina when a guy tells me he's a "musician" and he "makes music" and I ask him to show me and he pulls out his...

>my vagina when a guy tells me he's a "musician" and he "makes music" and I ask him to show me and he pulls out his laptop and opens up Ableton or FL Studio

we all know you dont have a vagina you fucking roleplaying faggot

Sandy ass bitch, fucking pretending to be the squirrel from spongebob looking bitch, leaking camels from your ass bitch

your vagina is huge

you could've stopped after he pulls out his laptop

shut the fuck up dude

I stopped at "musician" and left before "makes music."

I stopped at "a guy".

a result is a result

dem waves doe

this. you are not a musician to be taken seriously unless you use 8 track

underrated

If you really had a vagina you wouldn't care how he made his music, only how popular his music is.

this

/thread

Those are dunes my dude.

I stopped at makes music

i stopped at when

idgaf

>she doesn't listen to james ferraro

deal breaker

I stopped at "vagina."

All this hate for the funniest thing I've read on Sup Forums in at least a week

you must be boring then

there are a number of explanations but for some reason you arrive at one that hurts my feelings. damn you suck dude

it's ok user, I'm sure it was one of the reasons that doesn't hurt your feelings.

Let's hear your music, slut. Oh wait..

>Girl
>Creative artist of any kind

Pick one. Unless you're Grimes.

but how am I supposed to show off my tracks, I recorded them and saved them on my computer

>not being able to recreate your songs lyrics and instruments using only your voice

whew, looks like we got a reddit over hear, am I right guys?

>it goes "dun da dun dun dun da dun duh bum bum bum bum dun dun da dun dun" do you like it?

...

Kekd

i stopped at FL Studio

I stopped at >