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djent is prog
Still had a few posts to go, but this works.
Some of them are like AAL
metalcore is metal
grindcore is punk
traffic was getting too slow we needed a fresh approach
Opinion on dir en grey latest single?
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BTW how to get into this band?
>implying they are not
Nobody likes posting in a trip thread. It puts everyone in a bad mood.
why was every nachtmystium album after this one laughably bad? what a shame
What are the best bands that have clean vocals?
>first time hearing it
>loved it, constantly listened to it
>heard it again recently
>almost hate it
How'd that happen?
Leprous
Noekk
In The Woods
Bethlehem (if you can get into the latest stuff)
do metal kids really find this inaccessible? it's pretty straightforward senpai
I always see comments on Metalsucks saying that album is the pinnacle of complicated, and how it's so difficult to fully grasp and all this other bullshit.
>do metal kids really find this inaccessible
No, who told you that? I've literally never heard anyone call this inaccessible.
Metalcucks is full of stupid people
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Thoughts? I think the new album will be better than Z2 and Epicloud, at least.
>metalcucks is full of stupid people
Well duh, but it's still funny.
>metalsucks
lmao look at this shit
>"top 5 hipster-proof metal bands"
>4 is literally tool
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They're hipster proof now.
Every normie invaded once Aenima was a thing.
It was all over with Lateralus.
People aren't "deep" or "mysterious" for liking them anymore.
I love it. Actually good djent
>Emperor
>hipster proof
as someone who is considered hipster by this general, I can confirm that this is not true
>Crowbar might be the Beatles of fat guy metal. Their decades-long career hasn’t taken image, coolness or trends into account.
fucking what?
Jesus christ I love this.
Sure it's not groundbreaking in general, but compared to the rest of their mechanical sounding stuff, it's fucking wonderful.
Evangelion felt too damn artificial. Especially the drums.
metalsucks unironically thinks deathcore is good and refuses to talk about any black metal because muh nazis
of course they think Obscura is inaccessible
>refuses to talk about any black metal because muh nazis
Jesus fuck I didn't know about that.
it's definitely behemoth's best work yet, but personally I wouldn't give it more than a "somewhat decent".
last song is great tho
Really don't get the hate for The Satanist, it's a great record.
Its popular, so naturally /metal/ hates it.
Not that hard to figure out.
yeah, i read a bunch of shit saying Obscura was the "Trout Mask Replica of metal", blah blah blah. i was expecting a difficult listen but got pretty standard death metal save for some bizarre disso riffs and relatively creative drums. i like the album btw
lol. seems like the conclusion this author is dancing around is that "hipsters" actually like all kinds of metal and their secret club of reject white dudes is a joke
Do these idiots not know what a hipster is?
/metal/ got BTFO'd
wtf I hate metal now
I mean they're pretty much the pinnacle of pleb metal, have you seen how much they jerk off slipknot
You made that thread didn't you
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I don't see how that's relevant, even if it were true.
The song structures on Obscura are almost nonsensical, which is probably why people think it's so inaccessible and such.
a lot of bands aren't edgy at all
Keep telling yourself that kid
It would expose you as a dirty inter-thread shill. But those dubs and that grammar have persuaded me to turn a blind eye.
Daily reminder
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Listen to their albums Arche, then Uroboros. If you're not into them by then, fuggedaboutit
Well, no, I'm not some edgelord who feels the need to defend his edgelord genre. You're the one doing that.
Recommend me some good prog
Periphery, TesseracT, Animals As Leaders
Huge DEG fan here.
Latest single wasn't bad. I've already listened to it at least 40 times. Nothing too insane but it'd be fun to mosh to. The two other tracks are garbage.
Use this chart to get into them. Uroboros is probably the best album I've ever heard. By any artist in any point in time.
Arche is a very close second.
Periphery, Tesseract, the list goes on...
What do you think of this album, bois?
>t. someone who's never listened to metal
Already have all their discographies. I like djent but also would like some traditional prog
Dream Theater, Devin Townsend, the list goes on...
I just told you I wasn't an edgelord.
to be serious here for a second, try Noekk, it's some pretty fine retroprog
Is this the best Christian Black Metal has to offer?
you're a dumbass that's what you are
i'm done h ere
Edgelord got BTFO
No. Check out Light Shall Prevail or early Kekal
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>I'm done here.
AKA you're running away like a bitch
>boring
>i'm done h ere
Why do people think writing this is a good idea? It just makes you look like someone who's losing an argument and trying to play it off like they won
How come 90% of the music that came from Les Legions Noires is absolute shit?
Because LLN are mostly hacks
Why do they have a cover that looks like it was done by some 19 year olds in 93 trying to rip off sabbath
Because it got overrated massively briefly upon release so people who weren't such big fans backlashed hard and it still lingers,
I'd still say it's meh at best.
Is Mutiilation a hack?
>90%
100%*
how would I know, why don't you ask them?
Do you know what they say about arguing on the internet, user?
The thing for me was I hadn't bothered with a Behemoth record in years since I didn't really care for them since The Apostasy. But The Satanist just felt like such a return to form for me.
Fairly hack, yeah.
more like ashbringers yügen?
brutal death metal
because you waited until 2016 to check out these groups
Reminder Mutiilation were kicked out of LLN because Meyhna'ch was too much of a degenerate.
Then again...
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>because Meyhna'ch was too much of a degenerate.
Could I get some more context on this please?
i said brutal death metal
yeah it's really the same tier as what all these one-man bedroom BM nobodies put on bandcamp nowadays
He was kicked out for "abusing drugs". Which frankly doesn't come as any surprise. What specifically, I don't know.
currently listening to some metal about the future human domineering of the galaxy
it's very interesting to be honest
>what did he mean by this
Drvgs aren't kvlt I guess.
It's also kind of silly because Mutiilation was probably the best LLN had to offer.
oh right that's why LLN sucks
because it's black metal, and all black metal sucks
makes so much sense now
wasnt there a bit about him partying in a banana costume at some fest in the kpn doc?
Vlad Tepes or Aäkon Këëtrëh imo
black metal has sucked for a while its lost its appeal because of accessibility to poseurs like you ;^)
this is bait
>wasnt there a bit about him partying in a banana costume at some fest in the kpn doc?
lol what
>its lost its appeal because of accessibility to poseurs like you ;^)
What you're saying makes no sense at all.
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The new Mizmor is out you stupid fucks.
Brutal death metal is NOT music
We know. It's shit. Hipster shit.
Who's hyped ffor new Darkthrone??
HIKING METAL PUNKS FOREVEEEEEEEEEER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU
Pretty terrible, honestly. Very disappointed. But you're right, it'll be better than the absolute shit that epicloud and z2 were.
I've listened to worse shit this year than this.
It wasn't that bad.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
There's a new Allegaeon album on the way. I think 'get hype' is a bit too much to ask for tech-death, but I can't be the only one looking forward to it.