/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 33
Nights since last BNM: 12

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Boys Don’t Cry Coming?
-Bon Iver debut 22, A Million live
-Twin Peaks OST getting repressed
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, AJJ, Angel Olsen, and Frank Ocean
-/p4k/ forever

Angel is getting 8.7-9.0

new bon iver is going to make white indie rock great again

trips confirm, and perfectly OK with Angel getting that score

Bon Iver is shit

die

This thread stands with white indie and rejects p4k's shilling of major label black music.

When did it ever stop?
Sufy got a 9.3 last year

more than half of this year's bnm's have gone to black/women/trans. white indie on its deathbed.

>white indie on its deathbed.
and it feels so good!

>women/trans
And they can't fall under white indie because?

we just can't get enough of that white male goodness. I hear a white man and I say more please!

I just wish pitbull would release a surprise album

Zoe?

>her

just a fan

Bon Iver's gonna be overhyped I know it : ^ )

Well this thread is cancerous today.

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

Just for safety, post feet?

PND3 9.5/10 bnm

>today
you mean the last four months, fammy

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
2 Chainz 7.7 by Paul A. Thompson
The Chills 8.2 by Douglas Wolk
Ryley Walker 6.5 by Benjamin Scheim
The 7th Plain 7.2 by Philip Sherburne

hi, how are you

Daily reminder that pitchfork is a meme and giving zeroes and removing reviews makes them trend chasing shills.

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