This man is in front of you

This man is in front of you.

What you do?

Use my cellphone while moshing

Blow a rape whistle

i would tell him to stop

Ignore him and pretend I dont know who he is.

Ideally walk right past him and dont even look at him.

who

do you know you are more fucked up than I am?
i know

I would be scared.

ask him if he's gonna start angels of light back up again after he quits swans

Ask him to put his knife in me.

Give him a big fat hug

"Hey, uh, hello! You're Michael Gira, right? Sorry to bother you, just wanted to say high. I'm a fan of your work. Nice to see you around here. Have a nice day, man"

After a show, I shook his hand and told him I admired his work. He replied "Oh...thanks." Then I stood there silent for a moment, awkwardly nodded my head, then walked away.

>high

If cry myself to sleep after that

Say hello mr swans

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>where's your cowboy hat, Mr Cowboy Hat Meme Man?

I get on my knees and i suck his dick like a bitch.

Who is it?

Mr. Buscemi I'm a big fan of your work!

...

avoid eye contact and back away slowly

keep him company

Let's make this more interesting: suddenly you are pic related.

What do?

'Hey Grimes, I'm a big fan of your work'

>ask him to take a picture
>take them shittily
>"I am garbage at taking pictures"
>"It's ok, it doesn't have to be perfect"
>guard takes me out
Those words are burned in my head

shake his hand and say it's good to see him, and say i hope he has a nice evening

They know each other pretty well don't they? Steve was big in the No Wave movie scene around when Swans was starting out.

Hey man I saw you guys in 2013, total mindfuck. Thanks for your music and efforts. Looking forward to see you in November. Can I get you a drink?

Reading other anons' replies just confirms this board is full of autists.

Flex my muscles

Not you though, you're a well adjusted human being who's so much better than everyone who posted in this thread, right?

this desu

Ask him if he has a Love of Life

Right!

I shook his hand and said "thanks for the show man"
He said you're welcome or something like that.

>hey grimes i modeled my facial hair after yours

Stick my knife in him

I got to shake his hand and tell him that the show was one of the most well balanced shows I'd ever seen and how much I appreciated all the swans stuff. Seemed like a cool dude.

I would let him strangle me to death

So, tell me, do you in fact see it all?

Oh my god please give me sauce on this

kys