This man is in front of you.
What you do?
This man is in front of you.
What you do?
Use my cellphone while moshing
Blow a rape whistle
i would tell him to stop
Ignore him and pretend I dont know who he is.
Ideally walk right past him and dont even look at him.
who
do you know you are more fucked up than I am?
i know
I would be scared.
ask him if he's gonna start angels of light back up again after he quits swans
Ask him to put his knife in me.
Give him a big fat hug
"Hey, uh, hello! You're Michael Gira, right? Sorry to bother you, just wanted to say high. I'm a fan of your work. Nice to see you around here. Have a nice day, man"
After a show, I shook his hand and told him I admired his work. He replied "Oh...thanks." Then I stood there silent for a moment, awkwardly nodded my head, then walked away.
>high
If cry myself to sleep after that
Say hello mr swans
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>where's your cowboy hat, Mr Cowboy Hat Meme Man?
I get on my knees and i suck his dick like a bitch.
Who is it?
Mr. Buscemi I'm a big fan of your work!
...
avoid eye contact and back away slowly
keep him company
Let's make this more interesting: suddenly you are pic related.
What do?
'Hey Grimes, I'm a big fan of your work'
>ask him to take a picture
>take them shittily
>"I am garbage at taking pictures"
>"It's ok, it doesn't have to be perfect"
>guard takes me out
Those words are burned in my head
shake his hand and say it's good to see him, and say i hope he has a nice evening
They know each other pretty well don't they? Steve was big in the No Wave movie scene around when Swans was starting out.
Hey man I saw you guys in 2013, total mindfuck. Thanks for your music and efforts. Looking forward to see you in November. Can I get you a drink?
Reading other anons' replies just confirms this board is full of autists.
Flex my muscles
Not you though, you're a well adjusted human being who's so much better than everyone who posted in this thread, right?
this desu
Ask him if he has a Love of Life
Right!
I shook his hand and said "thanks for the show man"
He said you're welcome or something like that.
>hey grimes i modeled my facial hair after yours
Stick my knife in him
I got to shake his hand and tell him that the show was one of the most well balanced shows I'd ever seen and how much I appreciated all the swans stuff. Seemed like a cool dude.
I would let him strangle me to death
So, tell me, do you in fact see it all?
Oh my god please give me sauce on this
kys