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good taste in sf waifu

she really is the best

sorry bud it was 3am in Germany :-D

>cleared off all charges again

Say it with me:

MADAME PRESIDENT

>insane amount of e-mails
>cleared within days
good luck America

I BEEN DOWN SO LONG IT LOOK LIKE UP TO ME

Is this a meme or has she said on record that this is what she prefers?

>go for my interview at FedEx an hour ago
>go in casual clothes because I have enough experience with UPS at a global hub and that allows me to not give a single fuck
>nigger in front of me is in slacks and suit
>he gets declined because A. he's a nigger B. has an obvious criminal record
>I get the job and even get to pick my shifts cause I'm a fucking boss

Don't you just love being white?

I love eating pussy bois

Well, it's over boys. There goes my whole $219 SSI check. Never betting on the elections ever again.

How much will you be making

>$219 SSI check

I remember my first job.

$16.15 starting. Electrical Engineer (I go around and make sure all the belts are up to par and on occasion work on the breakers).

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what has hillary done?
killed thousands of innocent people.

I really want some vegan pizza

>Dot you just love being white

:(

You will eat a real pizza and you will like it.

best be gluten free as well huh ya fricken HOMO

I really want to kick your ass.

I want some cock too

Nah vegan pizza is better

Fuck off

I doubt you could you wimp

Good for you

>Nah vegan pizza is better
Negative. What do they replace with real cheese? Cow semen?

I'm screen capping this and forwarding it to FedEx. I'm also going to post this on social media. This is unacceptable behavior that goes against FedEx's core values

I will proudly take my business else where unless I see fedex makes proper changes.

should I stop eating red meat u assholes?

Do it faggot.

You're dumb
Stop posting

Yes it's disgusting

vegans and veggies are dumb
pizza is not a vegan dish, stop trying to make it one.
with your gay ass seitan fake meat, fake cheese, fake sausages, fake burger patties and so on.
if you want to stop eating it then stop buying fakes of it too.
if you want a pizza, eat a pizza
if you want sausage eat a sausage
if you want to be a vegan FAGGOT then eat a bell pepper and stick a cucumber up yer ASS

>vegans and veggies are dumb
pizza is not a vegan dish, stop trying to make it one.
with your gay ass seitan fake meat, fake cheese, fake sausages, fake burger patties and so on.
if you want to stop eating it then stop buying fakes of it too.
if you want a pizza, eat a pizza
if you want sausage eat a sausage
if you want to be a vegan FAGGOT then eat a bell pepper and stick a cucumber up yer ASS

I want to impregnate Mika

No

just stating the facts and all your fedoraquoting won't change them you gay vegan

first worlders argue over which pizza to eat.africans argue over which ded brother to eat
I am thinking deeply

i cant stop listening 2pac

>Commissioned by: Murat

hmm

Just eating some quesadillas for "breakfast".

Queso blanco? Fajitas or no?

Oh yes

Fuck off you idiot
Go suck on a sausage

He lives in Serbia now

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I think it's Oaxaca cheese or something.

happens in turkey? have you ever eaten a turkey?

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I make mine with American cheese

>tfw no delicious vegan pizza

who else here /stealthshitposter/?

>shitpost
>wait for the (you)s to come in
>delete the post before the jannies get there

>Oaxaca cheese

Bueno. Madre makes ours with blanco and steak fajita.

Having beef Caldo right now though. Starting to get chilly outside.

I make my posts so horrid that the janitors wouldn't toutch then with a 12 foot pole.

Ok, that's weird, but I think it's ok.

Provecho.

the 90's had really good music desu

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>caught my dad crying

Should Finland invade Mexico or Canada? We want to experience what being a colonial overlord feels like. Also we'd name the colony "New Spurdo"

Rate my breakfast /cum/

what do gf's feel like, /cum/?

great
you can cuddle and play with the tiddies and succ on the toes too if you want to

meh/10
should've used cubed ham instead of sliced t b h
>t. /ck/

invade canada so we can shitpost with the nu-binns in a brand new general

Why haven't you made the change to vegan yet?

A friend who you sometimes have sex with.

But can you deal with a neighbor called New Spurdo?

what

yeah, can't be as retarded of a name as (WEST) Virginia or New Mexico

>Huevos overcooked
>tortillas look like they came out of your moms ass
>beans are clearly from a can, not even properly stirred

2/10 Americanized pinche guey

You should make the change to my cock. My cum is 100% organic and will absorb directly into your body through your shithole

thinking of buying some american bourbon to drink to the election

suggestions? must be available in ontario tho, no "muh local microdistillery" since I can't get stateside that fast

How common are pure african girls in New England?

just say "fuck it" and buy a bottle of jim beam

why does ebay even have a "price and shipping: highest first" option?

who the fuck wants to pay the most money for an item on an AUCTION site?

>ebay
>ever

No one is pure once they step foot in this country.

All your customs and culture are already fading, it's only a matter of time before you become accustomed to the social construct of this nation and your animal instincts kick in and realize the only way to make it is to integrate and move up the ladder accordingly through ALL necessary means.

It's not called the land of opportunity for shits n giggles. This is a warzone among ethnic groups and classes. Take what is yours and let the others suffer.

African girls you say? Give it one generation. Hell, any generation except inbreed slave offsprings are good after 1-2 generations TOPS.

Nobody is pure in this country. NOBODY. It's an illusion. It's the greatest lie in our nation next to our freedom.

>go on amazon
>price is almost always near full retail cost
>CL sucks unless you have your own car to drive out to wherever they want to meet

thread is boring as fuck without french or canadians shitposting t b h

I came here for bants and shitposts not to talk about food and /r9k/ tier posts

bye

*kicks you out the door*

Quebec should be liberated

juri > mika desu

sorry m8 I was just hoping americans would recommend me a bourbon

it's too early for shitposting and trolling. you don't get any good replies until later in the day when the bantlads and angryposters come on

How do I further spread atheism? Pic unrelated.

You don't, it spreads naturally as the IQ of the average person goes up.

I'd recommend you one lad but the only alcohol people here drink is """""beer""""" that tastes like piss

sorry we couldn't be of any help

pass out pamphlets on college campuses

Why are you people so anti-vegan?
It's disgusting

>thread is boring as fuck without french or canadians shitposting t b h

Holy shit what a fucking faggot. Kill yourself.

>>>/brit/

This is AMERICA. Not Hockey filled faggotry with Scandinavians whilst we bitch about some medicore coffee shop and cheese curds on fucking FRIES.

You've been warned.

Take over that gay french part of canada to stop their annoying whining about independence once and for all, that'll teach em

take my cock in your ass

meming. I think you doing the vegan thing is good. Memes aside it is really good for your body and colon. Most people though hate vegans because of the radical asshole segment that cant seem to shut up and down others like the gays.

personally I'm not against it. I'm okay with consuming dairy and other things, but I simply don't eat meats. I tried going without eating animal products like dairy but it was fucking miserable

>You don't, it spreads naturally as the IQ of the average person goes up.

THEY'LL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Live right next to a religious college. How do I not get arrested?

I tried wine once, absolutely terrible stuff

YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE!

>implying we havent been culturally enriched by both skandi niggers and fucking leafs
we have 5 tim hortons locations in the states, a TON of ice hockey leagues, and cheese curds on fries. fuck are you on about, cunt? this isn't /usa/, its /cum/, Canada USA Mexico

get a camera and stream it

cops are allergic to being filmed

NANOMACHINES SON!

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you need to calm down son

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DON'T BULLY THE POLICE

>Sup Forums caring about anything or anyone but themselves

They don't care about anything but the destabilization of this nation and other proprietaries. They know this and their claim to this is "hurr this country does it by themselves all the time! why shouldn't we allowed to engage!"

Because they're hopeless, worthless, pathetic, manchildren who don't deserve to vote anymore than the next nigger in line. Lowest of the low, no better than niggers.