Tfw my mom still thinks I'm going to give her the grandchild she always wanted even tho I'm a kissless hugless virgin

>tfw my mom still thinks I'm going to give her the grandchild she always wanted even tho I'm a kissless hugless virgin
How do I break the bad news to her?

just dont

I just told her that I was a tranny and started taking girly pills, she stopped expecting them after that.

My mom stopped having hopes for me when I was 17

Do you have a qt trap body now?

No I have a nasty ogress body but thats fine because im a nasty ogress.

Damn. 21 yo kv here and my parents still expect me to show my future gf to them one day. I've been sitting in my commie block for 3 years now and only go outside once a week to buy food
Kinda feel bad for them at timea

why the fuck is this shit on Sup Forums?

>my dad's pushing me to have kids with literally anyone as long as he has grandchildren

>tfw my mother asked if I had depression
n-no mom, everything's fine thanks for giving birth to me

iktf

My mom accepted but my dad didn't, he's pretty revolted at this fact as he was and still is a major alpha, probably fucked close to a thousand girls, he tries to set me up with women, encourage me, but I can't

Give up, my friend, at our age, our autism is too much for girls, just keep your parents real

>are you okay user?
>yeah

HAHAHAHAHAH SUCH A DEVILISH RUSE FUCKING NORMIES WILL FALL FOR ANYTHING AM I RIGHT PEOPLE xD

If she has Skype you should call her while jacking off to anime trap porn.

Just be honest user.

I know how you feel. My dad is exactly the same. It's fucking annoying.

actually I'm lucky with this one since my mother says me "if you have children before your 30s you are retarded"

too bad she doesn't know that I fuck prostitues and I'm not interested in any kind of relationship

how much for every hooker


>tfw im neet and i cant pay for hookers
>tfw too lazy and scared of them because aids or herpes
>tfw i will die a virgin
nice

mom on the phone with some friends/relatives
>"oh relly? is it a boy or a girl?" "how nice, Congratulations!"
>"user? oh no, he still hasn't found the right girl"
heh, at least it sounds like i have romantic relationships

about 100 - 150 euros for a full service
also they are pretty clean and good looking not to mention almost all of them give awesome heads

>whores illegal in the Holy American Empire

we are the victims of sexual liberation.

so much money for your country

are you rich?

here with 2500 euros you can fuck 50 hookers of 50 euros every hooker

yeah
this is the only reason I'm glad living in this shithole
this is the callgirl/escort/prostitue/whatever paradise
well you can get a blowjob from a trashy streetwhore for 6 euros
I have an okay job with a fine salary but I'm not even close to rich

>tfw finns and brazilians are making Sup Forums into r9k

I think she knows

I'm okay with this. I never liked normies anyway

Honestly I'm 28 and still virgin but I still didn't give up on hope. I'm still r9k tier but at least I'm /fit/ and make a decent amount of money. The sad thing is that I'll probably marry some secondhand whore but i guess better than nothing r-right?

>international
>normies
>trash

And what are canadians making int?

Italians can't be r9k

>I'll probably marry some secondhand whore but i guess better than nothing r-right?
not sure

Same age, fat non virgin here. Still living with parents and making a miserable amount of money on a dead end job. Would trade places with you in a heartbeat, user. At least you can always hire some god tier mediterranean escort and be done with it.
I guess my parents deep down know i will never find someone, but still refuse to acknowledge it.