Why?

Why?

Germany was a mistake

Prussia was a prank that went too far

It stopped being funny when Germany happened.

To make you mad

jelly that we are the most powerful and richest country in europe even though we fucked you guys up so many times?

A shame Bomber Harris didn't finish the job.

Sorry

when will poland and france give back the land they stole?

>putting an end to Christendom

By what metric did Protestantism put an end to Christendom? The Orthodox schism happened centuries before.

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Prussia, or as I like to call it, Germanized Lithuanians, ruined Germany, and had to be eliminated.

Pssst, hey. Wanna have half of Polen?

Gief Polen plz

rightfull Swedish pile of shit since the deluge

west poland is ur's east is mine

Deal. We won't betray you this time I swear.

psst

wanna have half of belgium?

luther never wanted war, he was just trying to end the jewish globalist influence.

Belgium is a meme that went too far.

>but was defeated by Anglo-Saxons

the hero europe deserves

guys guys stop!
t-this time we'll give germany danzig and together we'll fight against communism please

Kinda makes me proud.

>"Every time a civilization reaches the pinnacle of its decadence, we return to restore the balance."

>Rom
>Vatican/Pope
>French/British Empire

They all had it coming.
EU today... well, lets see.

>Catholic acting like good bois

Fuck off the pope literally ruined Christianity

Christendom aka Latin Christianitas

To me this is just prove that Germans are the most powerful race in the universe

Why german country every time want to separate pour poland?
Catherine of Russia was also a german

this, it's just too bad the two world wars made it so german would never be taught in grade schools over here

Beacuse you keep getting BTFO in every war?

... and still come out on top ;^)

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>being swedish
It's almost like you tried to be German but failed because of autism.

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You didn't come out on top after the thirty year war
You did not come out on top after ww1
You did not come out on top after ww2

You did come out on top (but only in Europe) after the cold war. But it will be shortlived since you are destroying yourself right now.

I came on top of your mom last night bruh

Eat shit and die Kraut

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Pretty pathetic when you think about it. In 1871 the stage was set for Germany to become the next Hegemon, yet they ruined everything through Prussian militarism. Unlike all Hegemons before and after them, they could not pick their fights. They rushed into everything guns a-blazing, got their asses kicked and then whined that they were somehow betrayed.

Germans still exist

Was there any point in German history that wasn't pathetic? Bismarck maybe.

Stop being tsundere, Sven. I'm pretty sure you don't actually hate us. ;^)

Precisely. That's also the point where Germany was set to become the next Hegemon. Coincidence? I think not.

Imagine if Bismarck had been born French, British, Russian or American. Imagine to what heights he could lift an actually competent nation.

>even though
*because

>t. pissed their pants and gave us iron to fuck more countries up
>t. got utterly overrun and humped dry

Besides that, we would most likely have won if fuckin Hitler actually listened to the warnings of his generals. But since he was an angry manlet, he failed.

We should have won WW1

We got rich from that Iron, you got raped by Russians.

>(...)if fuckin Hitler actually listened to the warnings of his generals.
Yup, we did. Because of utter stupidity, that is.

>Germans are stupid sheep who follows their leader no matter what

>Because of utter stupidity

A German speciality

>Was a german website at the beginning
Look at the map now stupid sheeple

>a furry site turns out to be German

Doesn't suprise me

strangely accurate

Seems like you don't know what a dictatorship is.
But I guess everyone expect us thinks that us Germans actually wanted that war. Foolish idiots.

>But I guess everyone expect us thinks that us Germans actually wanted that war

Well you shouldn't have started it

Won't bother anymore, you're beyond salvation.

>Germans start war
>Germans didn't wan't the war

hmmm.... are you perhaps mentally retarded?

What's next? are you going to claim that Germany isn't to blame for everything?

>are you going to claim that Germany isn't to blame for everything?
They actually weren't.
If you knew some history.

You know that we had a deep, economical crisis, right? Why the fuck, I ask you, why the fuck do you think that Hitler got elected, hm? Hope you get your face kicked in by some somalies. I'm out.

>are you going to claim that Germany isn't to blame for everything?
try again better sven or should i say achmud? :^)

>But I guess everyone expect us thinks that us Germans actually wanted that war. Foolish idiots.
When the German high command asked if the people wanted total war, the response wasn't exactly "let us consider the diplomatic options first".

>What is the fall of the roman empire
>What is the dark ages
>What is the Teuronic order
>What is protestantism destroying christianity
>What is the thirty year war
>What is communism
>What is WW1
>What is the Frankfurt school
>What is The bolshevic revolution
>What is WW2
>What is The yugoslav wars
>What is the EU
>What is the rapefuge crisis

Germany good boi, Germany dindu nuffin


>why the fuck do you think that Hitler got elected, hm?

Beacuse he wanted to kill jews

Read his reply again. He said >If you know some History
Which you clearly don't

Yes it only looks like Germans are fucking things up all the time.

Nothing to see here

bismarck doctored the ems dispatch so that he could chimp out and declare war on france.

Alarich, Wilhelm II. and poor old Adolf don't deserve to be on that list

Because of you;
YOU father of it.

no, fuck off, you are lying