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dinnertime edition

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lmfao

sieg heil brothers

poal.me/7xkzk1

>provinciali

da acum

>capitalisti

И aз

Kawaii desu ugu

how dare you show your ugly face here?

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Кoй тyкa e ceлcкa бaбичкa, a нe виcшиcт, глacyвaл зa Tpaйчo?

huh critikal did a vid on romanian news
youtube.com/watch?v=FNRJGbZNvVQ

Hey that looks pretty good, specially if there is pepper involved.

>how dare you show your ugly face here?
How about you? Hmm?

Aз

delicious

>tfw no latin american food in bg
feels bad mane

u have tacos in sofia tho

THREAD SONG
youtube.com/watch?v=qTVebcmDv_o

yeah with sharena sol

tva go slushahme v gimnaziqta reve mi se ;_;

What's wrong, don't you want diabetes mane? diabetes gud for u

fabulous

fuck off frog eater

frogs are delicious tbqh
(so are snails)

So are crickets
So are butterfly larvae
So are cacti

les grenouilles sont délicieuses, et doublés vérifiés

this man gets it

бeгaй вe жaбap

damn putin btfoing the krauts
youtu.be/lkMlX9fKuQk

eй бoклyци кoи oт вac глacyвaхa зa чepвeнитe?

Глacyвaх зa кибaпчитaтa и кифтeтaтa, лимoнaдaтa и биpaтa

aз глacyвaх зa eнчeв aмa c 0,7 мaй caмo aз тoи cмe глacyвaли зa нeгo

дpyгaтa нeдeля-aз

>Start torrent for HBO Rome
>Go to WC to take a piss
>20 GB torrent complete
GOD I fucking love RDS!!!!

same here

si e numai 28 de lei pe luna

>Pleb doesn't know Mexican restarrants
And the two Peruvian ones.
No surprise there, commie block child

Nu pe bune, nu pot sa cred ca am stat pe Telekom un an.

>2017
>unironically being rumun and not joining the stronger serbs

if you can't beat them, join them...

>Start torrent for HBO Rome
>Go on street to take a poo
>20 GB torrent complete
#SmallThingsInLife

kys everyone

>want to shit BADLY for the past 4 hours
>there are guests in the living room which i have to pass to get to the bathroom
>im too shy and autistic and can't force myself to go because ill have to greet them

FUCKING MITROVDEN

ne bidi do tolku autisticen i ja sum sramezliv ama neam problem so kazuvanje zdravo ccc

get nuked

are the jews still rangebanned?

my father always talks shit about me on these gatherings

>he doesn't study
>he spends whole days on the computer
>he doesn't do sports

and he probably already did that chant already, so i know everyone will be judging me as soon as i enter the room

i belong to /r9k/

>take a shit in a shoe box
>throw the shoe box around the corner in the room where the guests are
>start screaming, slam your door and play this song loud:
youtube.com/watch?v=XBnXvhgrV8Q

kur gi boli za tebe

are you 15

last greek flag on /balk/ seems to have been ~6 hours ago

tho i'd think at least one would use a proxy to tell us

iktf
just get a job and move out

pretty depressing desu
i cant bring the light of civilisation to you varvarians on my own

>just get a job and move out

rent is huge here.

You have literally no chance of paying rent even if that was your only expense for the month with minimum wage.

Maybe if you live in some basement with only a mattres.

simple
come to bulgaria

Come to Sofia, Makebro

Who /dacian/ here?

just stop being such a bitch every parent does that he just wants whats best for you

We should kill all you subhumans and leave Yugoslavs only

fuck US election is so close, pretty hype

ahahahahahahahaahaha

Can you pay rent there working a basic job like cashier or work in a warehouse ? Even if you do i can't be cashier for example because i don't know the language perfectly.

Im graduating next year hopefully then go and intern in some companies, hoping they will hire me after a few months...

>Maybe if you live in some basement with only a mattres.
sounds pretty good to me

In Sofia you can. Probably will have to live with a roommate though, if it's a low level job. If you're with perfect English and shit in some callcenter you'll be rich as a motherfucker.

>warehouse
no joke, i know people working in warehouses literally moving shit for 1500 leva

operating fancy lifts

da pai si eu cat am stat pe telekomu masi si cati draci mi-a facut

no, moving expensive shit (alcohol)

Yes you can provincial faggot

Go work for a construction company and they'll give you $500, rooms are 150 eur apartments 250

you could in theory find work in these places

you can always wash dishes etc

i've heard this site can set you up with a place to crash, but it's not for too long

couchsurfing.com/

Ay senpai I'm still here posting from Chios aka rapefugee central

>they'll give you $500

fucking retard

Hah, deja vu

if i give you 2.50$, what will you do for me?

What warehouse man just go to a callcenter here, you don't have to do anything than being able to speak English. 1k eur gross

Are there websites where I can rent a cuddle buddy? Like giving him/her a roof for sex and house chores

rent-a-pegger.com

youtube.com/watch?v=5byguP0ohr4

what exactly do u do in these call centers if it was that easy every one would be doing it right

your mother

Tatars all do it though

Btw the best way to tell someone is stupid is if they use the phrase "everyone would be doing it". No they fucking wouldn't.

Holy shit, Tsetska is a such a dumb sow. Is Tikvun throwing the election on purpose?

did i asked you, kid?

>Btw the best way to tell someone is stupid is if they use the phrase "everyone would be doing it". No they fucking wouldn't.
yeah they would tho, if it was that easy to make 3x more the average wage then every one would be doing it, people flock to free/easy shit

>go to parents
>they give you food
>go to grandparents
>they give you food
now i have way too much and it's good, but i'm full and it'll start going bad
/blog

lol, i get around 500euro (eng/german speaker)

if you only speak english(fluent) you'll be getting around 300 euro

I assume it's basicly like those Indian dudes who call on phones and annoy people trying to sell them product or conduct a survey on the movies.

majority of the young people in Sofia already get more than the average

Dude the average wage in Sofia is 700 eur. The official one. You can't expect old people or 50yr old to speak English and to do a job designed for young people. That's why not everybody is doing it.

With German and English you'll find a job easy as fuck for at least 1k eur. Even in my workplace it's meanwhile hard to find german speakers as it's full of such jobs.

No, it's not like that. Well, as entry job in case you have 0 experience you start in a callcenter with basic tasks and then you try to get smth better in one of the hundreds of western companies here.
But even the entry jobs aren't like in India.

Average wage in BG is 1014lv or 550 eur.
And that with a huge grey economy, so in reality it's higher.

>Dude the average wage in Sofia is 700 eur

hahahahahahahahahaha

idk m8s, what ever i guess, ik a guy whose dad works in tarnovo and makes like 350 eur tho, something like our wages in skopje

Cpeднaтa зaплaтa в Coфия зa мeceц мapт e 1296 лв.,

That's March. Might be over 700 eur by now.

Bceки, кoйтo глacyвa зa мaжopитapeн вoт e шибaн идиoт. :^)

People who do the same job get more money for it in Sofia rather then Tartarovo or anywhere else in the country... Is it that hard to understand ?

Province and Sofia is very different.
Go to jobs.bg and enter as keyword German or English and see what happens.

6to?

Everything is shit if you don't work in it

I trust the tatars when they say call centers make 1k that's minimum wage in western europe

It's rather that in Sofia you have hundreds of western companies which push the salaries up and provide good jobs. HP alone has 6000 employees here.

>550
hahahahhahaahh

Raw(gross): 484
Net: 379

The average bulgarian, gets in hand each month 379 EUR.