cara edition
/brit/
*farts*
exceptional OP
superb edition
have some great banter with the mother lads haha
went right up to her as she was doing some work thing and told her we need to fight, when she said she was too busy I did a stretch and told her it wouldn't take long
What sort of place do you have to be in life to post in /brit/ while not being a Brit?
JFs, explain.
someone threw a heavy padlock at caralads head now his posting style is all different and weird
Is your room covered in massive collage of caras?
>watching mock the week and eating mince pie
>mum comes and tells me to take out trash
>Mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>Tell her to fuck off, the stupid bint
>she leaves to get me da
>hear my da coming down the corridor, can hear him because he's fat and yank houses have paper thin walls
>he says he'll kick my ass if I talk that way to my "mom" again
>I say "mom, ass, fuck off you stupid yank"
>He counters by telling me that I've never left the country, let alone do I even have a password.
>Scream FOY
>He smacks me
>I cry and mutter under my breath "yanks cant handle the banter"
>He leaves and slams the door
>The only sounds left in my room is the sound of my sobbing, and the rustling of my top gear posters from the breeze of the door slam
Fuck being a yank..
can't believe the election is finally here, dunno what I'm gonna do after this
dont make me do a sad about bowie you fucking spineless invertebrates i shall crush you like poison is drawn from a wound and then crushed
on the wee side (haha wee)
shit greyish green eyes for mongs, not too big
buckinghamshire? i hardly knowinghamsh er!
lol
My friends say I look feminine
Thoughts?
What's the modern normie like now?
dutch are basically anglos
french too
by extension, belgians are also anglos
spain is essentially anglo because there's so many british expats there
portugal is our greatest ally so they're allowed
iceland too
israel definitely
im not drunk desu
none, i'm p good at keeping the powerlevel hidden
I'm a refugee. You're supposed to welcome me with open arms.
me
who's josie
josie doesn't exist
why would a female above 3/10 be here
>grow up in a large north yorkshire town that is predominantly white british
>very few ethnic minorities/non-brits, those that are here assimilate and integrate
>pretty comfy and harmonious, low crime and few social/cultural problems
>get made to feel guilty by twattish london fuckwits who can't understand how this situation is allowed to happen
>get smeared a racist and bigot for not being culturally enriched
>watching mock the week and eating mince pie
>mum comes and tells me to take out trash
>Mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>Tell her to fuck off, the stupid bint
>she leaves to get me da
>hear my da coming down the corridor, can hear him because he's fat and yank houses have paper thin walls
>he says he'll kick my ass if I talk that way to my "mom" again
>I say "mom, ass, fuck off you stupid yank"
>He counters by telling me that I've never left the country, let alone do I even have a password.
>Scream FOY
>He smacks me
>I cry and mutter under my breath "yanks cant handle the banter"
>He leaves and slams the door
>The only sounds left in my room is the sound of my sobbing, and the rustling of my top gear posters from the breeze of the door slam
Fuck being a yank..
>bbc news peddling the pepe is racist meme
Fucking hell, are you watching this?
>if you engage in a transaction of paper currency in exchange for enabling you to deposit some of your molecules inside of her then your molecules will be trapped within a small box for a few rotations around the sun
mental illness (histrionic personality disorder)
came for the eu elections when i were a dropout NEET and liked the look of some of these so called gimmicks
>wake up
>mandem still being killed
ahh yes
might actually snap if I see that stupid "don't vote for trump t. germany" image again
if you live in scotland and say nigger on reddit you get thrown in prison for 6 years
mad world desu
Can we get out of here? I'm being harassed
wait, people have seen pictures of josie or what? i literally post here every day of my miserable life and have missed the development of a new gimmick?
You know that Buckinghamshire lad? Yeah, he's my mate haha me and him go way back. Yeah, the lad with all the whacky posts, yeah me and him go way back, me and him are mates. He's a real wind up merchant that chap aha but that's why I love 'im!
whats this robbie rotten meme Sup Forums is pushing anyway?
didn't watch lazytown myself (well past my era lol)
has it to do with the fact the actor is dying of cancer?
really? I'm gonna try it
just a post wee pic of yerself luv
...
...
No idea, seems co-opted by /brit/
>this is what our telly license fee goes to
2016 is the weirdest year I have ever experienced.
the world is literally becoming a parody of itself
creasing
Well Josie you ADHD ridden slut, you looking a real Celtic man to ravage your Anglo womb? Nevermind these Anglo NEET nerds, you need a well built well hung big mick dick love
...
THREE INCH MICK DICK
yank posters are literally the best here I love them
Fuck you on about mate? You looking sparked out? I've a 12 inch cock with fiery bushels of Celtic red pubes upon them
can't even fathom how runty you've got to be to own an above ground pool
>tfw our tv is always soulless shit no fun allowed
Below average: the image
i may be a nerd but i NOT neet
i work part time on weekends
so there have some of that
unironically never watched trainspotting
worth a go?
My cock has an 84" reach
immigration is good but everything in moderation you know
>Original Lazy Town
youtube.com
ENFP:- Ne Fi Te Si
I can make you like me.
Below Average; the image
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ah yes, so you're saying MURDER is good "in moderation"???
It's fucking mental, it's like they don't care to actually do in-depth research but just pull shit off Twitter to base their news on.
it turns out bernie was a plant from the beginning and all the money people donated to him was actually going to the clinton campaign haha
wikileaks just revealed it
>Below Average
*sees flag*
just like your country
twitter is an accurate manifestation of reality to normies
-1°C tonight lads
cold is coming early
icelandics are weird
had an episode of Restoration Man with George Clarke saved on the tv and someone deleted it
absolutely fuming
got a strict no pics policy on account of the number of posters who live near me sozzo
have nightmares about someone sending my visage to tim alongside kevs and poleaboos and getting caught up in the inevitable mi5 investigation when someone sends him anthrax
>looking [for] a [...] man
fonc
bernies not a plant you fucking ridiculous yank hes a normal human being
Time to play a game lads
Which British city is this?
honestly not surprising
what am I in for my lads?
Life in post brexit britain, literally Somalia
I used to watch that when i was a kid
Bristol
can you send one to me privately then? x
now it makes sense by bernie was such a soft cunt in the primaries. couldn't say a bad thing about hilary
What's it like being gay lads? is it easy to get a shag?
thirsty cunt
Business idea: make shitty cheap games, sell them on steam, but make sure they have trading cards so that people will buy them just for that
they're literally us if we stayed under danish rule
Rape Town
downtown mogadishu
Might buy some male vitality pills lads
why do poortherners refer to themselves as multiple people?
They say us instead of I
SO curious
ah yes, let me just do a cheshire/cornwall
need a fertile irish lass
Fuck did you say you submissive whore? WHAT tripe did you just rattle off? Fuck off, fuck off out of here before I hurt you you little whore and if you're a boy roleplaying I'll snap your neck you little runt, no one plays me like this
Very nice but you fucked up BIG TIME if you didnt get a mint one as well
They work pretty well
It's good but I prefer the mint one
she's lesbo mate
i just got to know her character p well and now i want to see what she looks like
decent choons on ere
So lads... give trainspotting a watch?
could batter any irish runt in this thread
it's wonderful
it's piss easy since all men understand that men need sex
Dark out, nigger weather
shant give you a second more of my time if youve nothing to offer but vitriol
It's the only Bowie album I own, don't know why even though I like all of his songs.
you can actually pinpoint the moment that RAM started to go to shit
before releasing chase & status' more than alot lp, they released most of the songs as separate singles
they did the same for sub focus, and then they later released a HOUSE track off that album as a single
and it was downhill from there, now they've been acquired by BMG
Yeah it's worth a watch
but i'm trustworthy
i know tons of shite about 'flaggers
i will trade you rare pics of 'em if you like