Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?

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the usa is evil

Russia is evil

>t. Russian puppet state

from my point of view, america is evil

Sanctions arent a good way to make friends america

Because you had to vote for shitlary instead of The Don

Your manlet is a dick.
Our man has a dicklet.

He's not wrong, our (shadow) government is pretty bad. It is not the will of the people, though, even those social justice robots programmed by the lugenpresse to irrationally hate Russia probably wouldn't want actual conflict with them. Russian elites aren't the ones making dangerous nonsense conspiracy theories about us, or sending 300,000 violent troops to our borders.

because you're a cunt needs a perma enemy to blame and an ''evil'' to fight against when they want to manipulate people

because of (((them)))

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Every Goku needs a Vegeta OP.

A friendly rivalry would be nice, instead of hostile paranoia.

Because it's unthinkable we could be friends with a country that makes subjugation and then inevitable elimination of Russia one of the cornerstones of their politics.

Any reason we should be friends with a country that wants to eradicate Russian people, our history and culture? Ask a normal American on the streets if they'd nuke Russia, and they'd answer 'yes' without any second thoughts.

Friends? Go fuck yourself

>Ask a normal American on the streets if they'd nuke Russia
The average American never thinks about Russia.

>nice nuclear stockpile you got there m8
>ive got a few myself, no big deal
>oh well, catch the latest sports game?

Hillary won't allow it if she has her way

this

Russia isn't trustworthy and America is too greedy. We need China to become the big bad for us to team up.

Nice, fuck off then. We're not friends and will never be.

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Literally every word of that post is incorrect. Is that what the Russian media tells you?

Conflict of interests. You can't be friends with someone while funding the rebels that attack the allied state of said someone

What about ethnic Russians in the US, like me?

What do?

no, fuck off

You probably don't even know Russian.

>self hating Russians
You have to like yourself first before you will ever let America into your heart.

Learn Russian so we can use you as a spy.

The jews

>Ask a normal American on the streets if they'd nuke Russia, and they'd answer 'yes' without any second thoughts.
That's not true in the slightest. Do you really think Americans hate you? Do you think the average America wants war with anyone? No. We may be polarized on Putin, but Americans like Russia, the culture, and the history (USSR/communism aside), and want it to thrive. The ones who hate your are the globalist socialist scum infesting our white house because you shut out Soros and the radical muslims.
The only one we would want war with is probably North Korea, if only to liberate its people.

Guilty as charged, but all the older generations do. I still don't hate Russia--but holy hell are you guys depressed.

I can't imagine that working. You don't put chicken with hot dogs.

The thing about hot dog buns is they complement the dog perfectly. They soak up the juice just so, and their flavor is mild and subtle enough that it doesn't distract from the main event (which is the hot dog with condiments).

But a fried battered chicken patty. And mustard on the hot dog? No, you cannot do that. They clash. They clash badly. Really badly.

If you want chicken, eat chicken. If you want a hot dog with mustard, eat a dog with mustard. Don't fucking eat both. It's disgusting, and not only do the flavors not complement each other, but they clash horribly and the result is worse than the sum of its parts. In trying to combine a hot dog with fried chicken, you only succeed in ruining both.

I really want for friends from USA

i dont like americans very much, spain and italy are cool tho

Or another country, but still speak English

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I like Russian more than USA, I want Russia to be our friends.

I fuck your mother

Go fuck a pig Abdi

My parents, being staunch conservatives, don't necessarily like Russia and fear a war with them (they do not want war at all with Russia).
Many Americans do not want to nuke Russia or even get involved with them militarily.

>youtube ""social experiments""
>real

don't sweat the propaganda, ivan.
even if it was real, we hate our leftists.

Russia or Russians?

I'll be your friend!

both

The sole fact someone signed a petition on the US to nuke Russia tells you that friendship between the two is not going to happen

Fast food chains are really pushing the limit as they try to stay relevant.

Oh come on, everyone knows our country is full of drooling retards by this point. Those of us who can think and aren't in the corporate power structure don't hate Russia.

>denial

It's great to hear that

>Those of us who can think and aren't in the corporate power structure don't hate Russia.
"Hating Russia" is a pretty broad statement.
If you asked people, "How do you view Russia" in the US, the answer would be overwhelmingly negative.
You can unpack that however you'd like, and there's not necessarily animosity. But it's the reality.

How I can easy connect with international people?

o7
Not sure. There are some sites that let you talk to native English speakers, but you usually have to pay for them.
Sup Forums works, but it isn't really 'normal.'

are you trying to learn english?

Because both of your governments are power-craving greedy caveman.

www.interpals.net

Really?
In Russia we have a lot of free sites to meeting. Social networks, chatrooms
Community about anyone sity or county

Having a vagoo would help. Nobody likes Russian men, not even Russian women.

you could get someone from any country to sign that against any other country, it doesn't mean shit.

A little, but communicate with other language will be very interesting for me

Sad

If you mean stuff like VKontakte, then we have plenty of things. I thought that you meant something specifically for meeting people.
On most popular social sites, there are groups dedicated to international discussion.

Also, if you like any video games, forums are a good place to look.

For example?

Millenialy literally grown up on American culture. Mainly against the United States set up 50+ people and some youths brainwashed.

California does not speak for the whole of America. Annex California please.

beucause USA keeps putting more and more troops and military equipment like missiles close to the russian border and russia likes to blame all its problems on the west

Not annex, detach.

I'm reading through this thread and I just want to say that Sup Forums didn't used to say something as absolutely stupid as that Americans want a war with Russia.

Russia has problems (all countries do), and Russia has a good potential to solve its problems without violence on anyone's part.

Is this actually true?

What's your favorite American cartoon?

We have to go in democracy way, but it's hard for us

Chip and Dale in early childhood, later on The Simpsons and Futurama
In the 90s Hollywood production filled all Russian TV channels. It was a time of friendship with the United States and hope for the best.

Because Murricaland won't give up rightful Russian clay

Because Russians are filthy fucking subhuman trash

desu I feel sorry for you watching 90s American media outside of the cartoons.

Sorry for the late reply. I'm sorry if I'm not very helpful, since I don't have any accounts.

Facebook and Twitter come to mind, above all.
facebook com/groups/MoscowInternationalFriends/
Link related, as an example of the type of group I mean.
Even if that isn't what you're looking for, maybe one of the people in a group like that could help you.
I wish you the best of luck.

Many TV shows have been taken as well. Some have great success among Russian viewers.

What is a common interest that Russia and the US have?

Lack of global nuclear annihilation.

General trade in goods, but only Russia's raw materials and only America's money.

Duking it out in hockey.

we've always been at war with oceania

That is flip only kfc
Flips like hot dogs on a level not even americans could conceive of

>Petr
Shut up Ivan

Is English your first language?

Duh.

Because their government is corrupt illegitimate aggressive, immoral and a nuclear threat to all the world's people.

They lie to their own citizens, try to sneak around every "treaty" they make and have proven that they can't be trusted.

Anymore questions?

>beucause USA keeps putting more and more troops and military equipment like missiles close to the russian border and russia likes to blame all its problems on the west
Funny thing is since 9/11 the US military has been redistributing troops toward the middle east. Mitt Romney got shit on by Obama during a debate for suggesting russia was still a legitimate threat. Of course that was before the Ukraine thing

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Nobody likes men in general. That is a universal truth of being s man. Unless you're 6'5 then your race, income whatever is irrelevant all girls want you.

BTW I always admired Russian men, cosmonauts at least because they seemed like true explorers and scientists whereas I always got the feeling that in the US space exploration was just a shallow media circus.

>countries
>being friends
there's no such thing as friends in politics, there are countries with mutual interests. though if the usa stopped the 'muh cold war russian boogeyman 'narative and thinking that russia wants to and is capable of taking over their zones of control for once, both russia and america would benefit greatly. unfortunately not gonna happen ever

Then you'd be wrong, the Soviet program was more media.

"Let's provoke Russian silly to spend resources on the race to the moon that they have built fewer cars and kommibloks for its citizens!"

>Because their government is corrupt illegitimate aggressive, immoral and a nuclear threat to all the world's people.
sounds like Shillary.

What do you mean? The moon landing was filmed in Hollywood. Cant get more shallow media than that.

Old, geriatric men don't say that, user.

I dont know why I picked that image.

I will completely defeat you in random images.

Assuming you are correct, we have that in common. The citizens of US and Russia should unite.

Is this a Trump impression? Because if it is, it's good.

I'm sorry but you're wrong, Trump is not the kind of guy that can give good advice on hotdogs. He would just tell you his hotels make the best hotdogs and that would be it.

The hand rubbers need war and tension. Sorry Ivan.

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because Russia is frozen Africa filled of shitty back stabbing cheating retards. All Russian wish to leave that shit hole

t. pole