Damn

He is lean and cold, like spam

He fly

Oh I see

Very clever OP

>buy

birds ain't suckers

duck are fucking cunts

prove mew rong duckposters

i remember when i was 9 years old at this birthday party and i was by this pond at this kid's house and apparently i was close to this goose's nest and it started chasing and hissing at me

for the next 2 years i was known as that kid that got his ass kicked by a goose

>for the next 2 years

They still refer to you as that

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youtube.com/watch?v=zkgwmPUak70

i bet this happened in 2014 you lil underage shitposter

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