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numale edition

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will unironically get a Kek statue if Trump wins

this janny is going absolutely mad with power

Someone's cranky

Thailad?

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What the fuck even is a numale?

male feminist

if you have to ask you probably are one

>What the fuck even is a numale?

the janny hahaha

glasses
beard
lefitst
feminist
needs both hands to hold a up of coffee
usually works in STEM

wuu2 x

majority of canadians are numales desu

thinking of doing a wank to gay porn just for laughs

how dear you

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the fuck

are you trying to pretend to me?

yes

didn't know thainonce was bent haha

sjw

a 'modern male' that refuses to adhere to '"""traditional"""" masculinity
is a sensitive toothpick, a feminist, ultra-passive, terrified of rocking the boat, heavily materialist and narcissistic i.e. 'Feminine', uses a macbook and works as a "code artisan" webdev using ruby on rails in the local starbucks

>thailads met his other personality

oh shit

lmfao desu

nothing weird about having a peek

bit of a chip on your shoulder there lmao

>I can be your angle or your devil

I want a wife and kids so badly I lurk mothers forums

>angle

>the city of you

having kids is a meme, an old one at that

applied for the job at the tailors lads

lmfao what

Is he ok?

*sleeps while polling is underway*

>t.

Answer now Englis peeple

Yanks, Do we have a rough time the results are announced?

please post this video

nevermind, i just googled it instead

roughly some time on tuesday

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got any good ones you could share?

7pm Eastern Time

VERY early results are coming in from New Hampshire and they are all coming up Trump

its going to be a landslide

neat

this is my favorite nu-meme

what's the election timetable for us? want to follow it but can't be fucked staying up all night.

thailad's gone mad

THAILAD!!!

take your meds

contemplating murder atm

ah yes the Korean beauts

what is poleaboos skull even shape like

Some proxylad it's not the first time, won't be the last

doing some caustic farts

Do other countries eat this too?

t. schizo

Not really enjoying the fact that someone is impersonating me right now.

yes

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>#BREAKING Hillary Clinton wins the midnight vote in Dixville Notch, N.H., beating Donald Trump 4 votes to 2

its over for Drumpf

link?

I think Hillary will win.

Or it'll be like 2000 and Hillary will win.

It's quite flattering desu

why is rose authoritarian lol

he was here last night but don't worry i can tell when it's not you

Don't care

it would be at 11AM Aussie time so just perfect for lunch

it only sucks for Euros

le communist must love le stalin

Lisicki: authoritarian left
Thailad: authoritarian right
Kev: libertarian right
Tim: radical centrist

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Anyone here used one of those services that give you fake job references to help you get a job?

the reason i ask is because i'm thinking of doing that to get a night auditor job

might not because it's like $100-200

vigilant kotyank is vigilant

she's a commie who regularly makes gulag jokes

>waking up before 12
ah yes hmmmmm

Beto the Mexican communist should be top left

just give a mates number...

you can get fake job references for free if you know what you're doing

dont see anything there suggesting anything to that effect

Why did Jimmy Neutron's dad become a meme lately?

I mean he was a pretty funny character in an otherwise mediocre show I guess.

oh I thought you wanted times

>usually works in STEM

Lel no, STEM lads are almost always autistically right wing

A numale usually works in "journalism", or is a humanities student

i have no idea what i'm doing

i have absolutely zero mates

been a friendless shut-in neet for like the past 2 years haha

and they'd probably fuck it up anyway

also these so-called "fake references" supposedly have a fake website and the businesses are actually "real" as in the businesses exist but they don't actually do anything, so i guess you'd call that a shell company?

yeah you would need a mate

i used to say i worked for a small business or start up and then just put my friend's number down, we even made up an entire business

we gave each other a few great reviews and got jobs out of it haha

>employers

cant tell if pol is ironic again lads

she ignored my message

Have started saying desu instead of "to be honest" in real life

The state of me

Just ignored a lad's message I've been catfishing

Same la

Probably a lesbo desu i was suspicious after she said she's never had a bf.

>catfishing
why

I've done it too unironically

btfo

I've put my willy in this girl though

The filters were a mistake

Really want to take a vacation to Australia, carrying around a plastic knife and asking people "You call that a knoife?"

night lads

we're making history tomorrow

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i kissed mine twice

>Lefties Wednesday morning

dear santa claus, go fuck yourself

>A half Brit could be president
wtf I love Trump now