If singles I won't kill myself tonight

If singles I won't kill myself tonight

If singles I won't kill myself either

If singles I kill myself tonight

If dubs I'm gonna kill both of you.

if singles I'll make a post on Sup Forums.

if dubs i'll commit my first murder tonight

If doubles I'll make another one.

If dubs Japanese has to come kill me in my sleep tonight.

I'm just going to blow my brains out tomorrow no matter what

if singles i won't ever get a gf

if I get triples I override your singles

fuck you
kek

congratulations

If dubs I don't skip my classes

If dubs I skip my classes

I'll try for the same except I'm a good boy so if dubs I get to skip my classes

Seems like we'll both be skipping today

grats

now I kinda wanna go

I doubles I will finally take a shower after all these months

Praise KEK

If dubs I'll make a shitpost thread on /po/

if dubs hillary will win