You are in club and this polish gentleman slaps your gf ass

>you are in club and this polish gentleman slaps your gf ass
What do?

Blitzkrieg.

With what? With bananas you stupid monkey? :DDDDDDDD

> Ok, Nastya. It's your turn to make some money.

who the fuck let the poles in?

kek

blame everything on her

get out of here stalker

I show him my t-shirt, pic related, of the superiors strongman, Lithuanian Zydrunas Savickas

No one can stand balls kick. So i'll use it's power.

I train until I can defeat him in combat.

>i'm in a club

sprint out of there

Call Russia, Sweden, and Prussia.

Jokes on him, too autistic for gf

>sweden

>Prussia

>shithole, swedistan and non-country
Go ahead

>gf

Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr.

>tfw spellchecking actually knows the word "Fleischgewehr"

He has a sword so I report him.

ask him if he knows the difference between Wends and slavshits

I'd that sword disappear magically in his anus.
But It seems he would like that.

He wouldn't dare
Poles have fear and deep respect of their German superiours

yee, about that...

>wears big z shirt
>weighs like 55kg soaking wet

Chuckled.

well, i can only talk about my own personal experience, but every time i meet a pole, he lowers his eyes when i look at him, and they even say nothing if i spit in their faces

I'm 90kg completely dry, but anyway

>wears band t-shirt
>doesn't play music

Doesn't mean you can't be a fan man

Don't try to shit me, norsk fag, don't even try.
Your """forearms""" could probably not even hold a 2plate dl.

That's funny mr. superior because evreytime I have to deal with germans who act like animals and are loud as fuck I'm just looking at them. And when one of them sees me they are magically becoming silent and polite :^)

I'm by no means strong, but I do pull off a 150kg for a double. Double overhand at that.

check out this ass man, fucking glorious

wow, you sound pretty tough
are you a real life ganster?

Yes

That's a nice bunda

oh ok, i see
poles who come to work here in germany actually have an education and are prodcutive members of society, maybe thats why they act differently

Dude, you are aware that you literally look like a skinny 15 year old, are you? You can shit people over at /fit/, but I'm at 320 wilks and actually competing.
>you
>anything over 60kg for a double

Lmao

I think it's just my non-existant bicep and the angle, I actually look like pic related.

If I couldn't pull 60kg my first day I would literally have killed myself

Because you krauts use it every 3 posts

slap my ass too. no homo

this

Helpfully point him to the toilets and apologise for the mess I left

slap his ass

I will take his ass

ask him :
can i watch?

No

One (you) for you.

Well pull out my 30mm chain gun of course

dont you have school tomorrow, boy?

Wait half an hour for the steroids to kill him of heart attack.

Actually I do, I'm going to bed in 30 min

>he is going to sleep before results of election

I'd offer him a threesome with us immediately, like any well mannered Hungarian would do, because Polish people are our best allies and friends.

Meh, I pump for Trump, but I won't stay up late for it. Can see it in the morning

>polish people are our best allies and friends.
xD Nice joke gulash nigger

what the flying fuck

I do BJJ, so take him to the ground and suffocate him.

>I do BJJ,
do you swallow?

>your gf
>implying

He had a short MMA career so good luck with that monkey.