>you are in club and this polish gentleman slaps your gf ass
What do?
You are in club and this polish gentleman slaps your gf ass
Blitzkrieg.
With what? With bananas you stupid monkey? :DDDDDDDD
> Ok, Nastya. It's your turn to make some money.
who the fuck let the poles in?
kek
blame everything on her
get out of here stalker
I show him my t-shirt, pic related, of the superiors strongman, Lithuanian Zydrunas Savickas
No one can stand balls kick. So i'll use it's power.
I train until I can defeat him in combat.
>i'm in a club
sprint out of there
Call Russia, Sweden, and Prussia.
Jokes on him, too autistic for gf
>sweden
>Prussia
>shithole, swedistan and non-country
Go ahead
>gf
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr.
>tfw spellchecking actually knows the word "Fleischgewehr"
He has a sword so I report him.
ask him if he knows the difference between Wends and slavshits
I'd that sword disappear magically in his anus.
But It seems he would like that.
He wouldn't dare
Poles have fear and deep respect of their German superiours
yee, about that...
>wears big z shirt
>weighs like 55kg soaking wet
Chuckled.
well, i can only talk about my own personal experience, but every time i meet a pole, he lowers his eyes when i look at him, and they even say nothing if i spit in their faces
I'm 90kg completely dry, but anyway
>wears band t-shirt
>doesn't play music
Doesn't mean you can't be a fan man
Don't try to shit me, norsk fag, don't even try.
Your """forearms""" could probably not even hold a 2plate dl.
That's funny mr. superior because evreytime I have to deal with germans who act like animals and are loud as fuck I'm just looking at them. And when one of them sees me they are magically becoming silent and polite :^)
I'm by no means strong, but I do pull off a 150kg for a double. Double overhand at that.
check out this ass man, fucking glorious
wow, you sound pretty tough
are you a real life ganster?
Yes
That's a nice bunda
oh ok, i see
poles who come to work here in germany actually have an education and are prodcutive members of society, maybe thats why they act differently
Dude, you are aware that you literally look like a skinny 15 year old, are you? You can shit people over at /fit/, but I'm at 320 wilks and actually competing.
>you
>anything over 60kg for a double
Lmao
I think it's just my non-existant bicep and the angle, I actually look like pic related.
If I couldn't pull 60kg my first day I would literally have killed myself
Because you krauts use it every 3 posts
slap my ass too. no homo
this
Helpfully point him to the toilets and apologise for the mess I left
slap his ass
I will take his ass
ask him :
can i watch?
No
One (you) for you.
Well pull out my 30mm chain gun of course
dont you have school tomorrow, boy?
Wait half an hour for the steroids to kill him of heart attack.
Actually I do, I'm going to bed in 30 min
>he is going to sleep before results of election
I'd offer him a threesome with us immediately, like any well mannered Hungarian would do, because Polish people are our best allies and friends.
Meh, I pump for Trump, but I won't stay up late for it. Can see it in the morning
>polish people are our best allies and friends.
xD Nice joke gulash nigger
what the flying fuck
I do BJJ, so take him to the ground and suffocate him.
>I do BJJ,
do you swallow?
>your gf
>implying
He had a short MMA career so good luck with that monkey.