Mfw the portuguese empire was so tiny that they had to include water territory on the maps to make it seem bigger

>mfw the portuguese empire was so tiny that they had to include water territory on the maps to make it seem bigger

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that's because everybody in the world are actually ants

That's the trading routes

what are you talking about?
what we really wanted was the oceans
land just came as a bonus

for some reason everyone else went after land, we didn't really get why but more power to them I guess

Whatever you say, poortoomanlets.

What are you even saying nigger? We ruled the waves.

That came later Nigel

It was good while it lasted.

what are you talking about?
you are so confusing!
is this just a mad thread because we owned your ass and you're just a footnote in our history?

this it was a mercantile empire, they cared only for profit (but not in a bad way like the Netherlands) and not for primitive lands

>tfw Spain plummets your fleet into the bottom of the sea because they can't naviage for shit
>against your best ally

Even the Benin Empire was bigger.

I love Benin Empire :DD

Face it, you're just mad because a few Portuguese menlets dominated your people and played ping pong with it with the Ottomans.

not really, seems pretty big, largely because of brazil of course

>takes a dot on the map

"heh not that'll show them"

Now show the part where we cucked you

You showed us how to use oil.
Thanks, Nigel.
We'll help you guys out once your country sinks ;)

>We ruled the waves.

>You showed us how to use oil
That was the worst thing to happen to you in a long time

It's not our fault the your "country" is just a spot in the map.

>invade Ibeira
>exile myself in Iberia because the Arab world is complete shit
t. Umayyad

>Japan stronk
>we dangerous men
Nigger, we showed you how to make ships. You slant eyed fucks have been riding our coat tails since the 19th century. And now look at you. You thought you could take on the white man and the white man does what he does best, invent. Then he killed hundreds of thousands of you people in seconds. Now you're a vassal of the US. How pathetic. Hurry up and die so the Chinese can colonise you

UAE size
>32,000 sq miles
Portugal size
>35,000 sq miles

OOOoOoOoOoOOoOoO big difference, Alberto bin AhMAD
Based Japan cucking the Brits hard
If you say so.

There will never be peace in the middle east as long as they have oil.

>implying the britain isn't just a vassal state of the U.S too

The banks in London own the federal reserve, its the other way around laddie.

>mfw Israeli empire is so big, people always tell they need give up territory

Those are Jews who own it. Not Londoners themselves, Nigel.

Jews are Semites. And so are Arabs.

Semites = S U P R E M E

>Jews
>Semites
Yeah, I don't think so. Not the Jews in power anyway. They aren't semetic. Shitskins don't have the intelligence.

>emirates
>water % negligible

Is this why you're mad my little brown slave?
Times Portugal conquered UAE: 1
Time UAE conquered anything: 0

Damn son, trully a bitch people

>a serious case of sour grapes

Ele é um memer que só posta bait

pardon?
So Jews are only Semites when you want them to be. Really makes you think.

>shitskins don't have intelligence

And that's why your people have been following AND fighting wars over a "shitskin" religion. Not to mention one that worships a "shitskin"

kek

Pray to me, Nigel.

We don't have US military base here

BEHOLD!

The Glorious Portuguese Empire

There is different groups of Jews. Some of them are semitic. The lads that own all the banks are European. Jesus was white.
>that pathetic excuse for an empire
Holy kek. That was a combined effort aswell.

>WE
HAHAHAHA
OK BRAH have some PORTUGUESE EMPIRE BRAH

Face it, you just a little bitch. Just a bunch of sand, and most of its history is being thrown around by Europeans and Ottomans.

10/10 would conquer again

we wuz kings and shit nigga

>90% of that was a bunch of disease-ridden africans and native americans
Not impressed, Albert bin AhMAD. Not impressed.
>The lads that own all the banks are European
That's what they want you to believe.
>Jesus was white.
Holy fuck my sides.
All bullshit aside, this is what most respected historians and anthropologists believe Jeebuz looked like.
Funny thing is that this reconstruction was done by a group of British scientists, if I recall correctly.

>>that pathetic excuse for an empire
Let's see.... your empire lasted.... how long?

The only reason your people are relevant is because of 'MERICA and they weren't even yours to begin with.

you're right, conquering your shithole wasn't that hard

>conquers an octopus off the coast of china

>"WE CONQUER'D DAT WHOLE THANG BRUH'

>That's what they want you to believe.
Hmmm, not hearing an argument
>shitty bait that's been used a thousand times by yanks
At the end of the day, you're a shitskin and I'm not. Your country is so shit you left lmao

i don't dare say such audacious things by that as beating britmonkey is a breeze that proves nothing

Neither was conquering yours.

>be ancient poortumanlet
>get conquered by semitic speaking carthaginians
>plead for romans to help
>AY CABRONE
>fast forward 1000 years
>get conquered again by semites

KEK

I really couldn't care what you say. You have no history. You're admired by pathetic losers and I doubt you'll be remembered in 1000 years. Great Britain on the other hand will be remembered for eternity.

>Hmmm, not hearing an argument

*COUGH* rothschilds *COUGH*

You niggers got cucked so hard by the Semites that they sponsored two sides of the same war simultaneously.
And when your country was so plundered by the war debt, they bought your whole country for cheap. Biggest scam in European history.

>Your country is so shit you left lmao

Is that why there are tens of thousands of British expats living in the UAE?
I came here because I love 'Merica and big countries.
>At the end of the day, you're a shitskin and I'm not
You're a pig-skin with piss-colored teeth.

>when a brit tells a jap that his country has no history
>great britain will be remembered for eternity

>steps off a boat in the canadian tundra
>call it lavrador
>go home
basically conquered canada

>rothschilds
So, Germanics? Because that's what they are. Name one notable Semite (ONE)
>implying it won't
You know its true abdul

>we wuz carthaginians
>lusitanian/galician territory conquered by carthage
>lusitanians/galicians even caring about punic wars
>we wuz Umayyads n shiet
>1000 years later
>diseased brown emirati migrant tells me how it was
hahaha, you made me laugh. you're alright.

Well done

>this coming from a babby of a french colony

top kekky

>36 results
Hmmmmmmm

>empire lasts 120 years
>you know it's true abdul

>larger than the USA
>tiny

chill out dude
we just wanted that sweet bacalhau
nothing personal, kid

But what has Japan done besides getting btfo? Britain has created the modern world. kek, the only reason you're still relevant today is because the Americans propped you up after ww2.

>roman empire wasn't italian

How does it feel that your defining thing in history is being attacked?

ITT: poortumanlets try to pretend they're white

Stop trying to deny your Arab ancestry

>bacalhau
i really cant hate portugal too much, theyre based fishing bros

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>WE WUZ CARTHAGINIANS N SHIET
please STOP.

>CARTHAGINIANS WUZ WHITE BRUH
>ANCIENT EGYPT WUZ WHITE
>MESOPOTAMIANS WUZ WHITE

Sorry, Semitic supremacy stays supreme.

Brazil is now the only thing that keeps Portugal relevant in the slightest.

Will England become Portugal once America becomes great again?

The moors taught iberians how to plant oranges n shiet

>Arab Iberia
>the most developed place in the world at the time
>Arab monarchs would rather live among Jews and Christians than other arabs.
>some tribesman in eastern arabia dying of thirst shouts: WE

>Brazil is now the only thing that keeps Portugal relevant in the slightest.

Don't forget the ocean.
The Portuguese invented the ocean, after all.

wew, should've remembered that one, its a 20 minute drive from me

Couldn't the same be said about Portuguese people who conquered Brasil?


And no, I am not dying of thirst. I keep hydrated mutha fugga.

>WE WUZ CARTHAGINIANS
>WE WUZ EGYPTIANS
>WE WUZ MESOPOTAMIANS

you're fucking killing me here. Arabs destroyed all that and a few centuries later they WUZ all over the place.

We reserve the right to destroy our own civilization. Mmkay?

and those of others
just kidding your alright
nah, just kidding, most of the arab world is shit.

>But what has Japan done besides getting btfo?
maybe being the largest economy as a non-synthetic nation?
maybe btfo everything but the single loss?
maybe inventing an image board on which you are whining?

>Britain has created the modern world.
[citation needed]
while japan created the modern asia

>and those of others
Hmm... that too, I suppose.
>just kidding your alright
>nah, just kidding, most of the arab world is shit.

Don't make me insult the ocean again, asshole.

you just don't get it
the Ocean is based
don't make me call you out on your sour grapes again

Your economy is thanks to the yanks. As I said, they propped you up like they did with Germany after ww2. You're a fucking joke.

you don't have the guts
America truly is based
Nothing pisses me off more than pretentious british cunts who hate America for no god damn reason

I don't hate Americans. True Americans that is.

>I don't hate Americans. True Americans that is.

Good.

You aren't one. I'm talking about Americans descended from Europeans. So, get the fuck out of my sight you manlet shitskin

Is there a subhuman talking to me? I can't hear him over all my MERICA

You're a shitskin. A nation hopping shitskin. You have no loyalty thus no nation.

I think you are just jealous that you will never be an American.
I would fight for this country any day of the year, my british child.

>if America makes me great then Japan did it
>sitstionu needu

Google industrial revolution. Little something that made what we call the first world.

Japan is a fucking gimmick country only liked for being cool but it's still a gimmick.

Thank you America for nuking Japan twice you are our greatest friend.

>America
That chaps a paki cunt

>Hainan
what

>Japan is a fucking gimmick country only liked for being cool but it's still a gimmick.

Nah. They got a lot of help from us but they were also very industrialized pre-WW2. How do you think they came to dominate the Pacific Theatre and even beat Russia?

Even though they did get help post WW2, it's not like they didn't do that shit by themselves. We just laid out the foundation/framing. They followed suit and to this day are a hallmark of democracy and capitalism. Look at all their accomplishments in the entertainment/technology sector. The Japs are making some of the best robotic and medical equipment out there. We all grew up watching Japanese cartoons and playing Japanese video games on Japanese consoles (NES, Gameboy, Playstation, etc.)

Not to mention now most of us are driving Japanese cars as well.

not even close since japan didn't got fund like the marshall plan in europe.

>You're a fucking joke.
>this coming from the united caliphates of britain

They dominated the sea and likely controlled mass trade... Whish was their goal.

That's was pretty significant.

Don't make fun of Portubros western province.

>The White Fleet
Really makes you think

Actually we were inteligent with our empire tbqh. It was a mercantile empire and it was the only way of making it because we always had short population so you can't just spread throughout the world and conquer land for the sake of it. We controlled importante ports and routes (where other ships stopped) so we made good profit and we just had to defend one city. We had cities in various regions of Africa, India, philipines, Macau etc

>we always had short population

Indeed. Indeed you did.

Make Great Britain great again.

Sour Oranges. We then made sweet oranges, which they named after us.

Beaten at their own game.

youtube.com/watch?v=mwu8vP-or5I

Expansive Portugal when?

Reminder in the time of this Arabs were slaves of Turks and only stopped being slaves in fucking 1914 at end of WW1.

>in fucking 1914 at end of WW1.

Is this a bait you retarded piece of beacon ?

sorry, 1923.

reminder magherebi and arabs serve superior turkish race.

youtube.com/watch?v=ezhT7zCJYJY

ignorant burger