The cringiest anglicisms in your language?

In Russian it is smoozee. Which is the Russian pronunciation of smoothie.

smoozee
drink the fucking smuzee
you are shit if you don't drink smoozee
scusi i want a smuzi

you have no idea how stupid that sounds.
arggggh.

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haha yeah that's estupid too.
i guess it would sound a bit better in Spain where they can pronounce th.

We don't have any,but some youngers here use a lot of fb English terms which sound bad

They say sharu(sh-ah-roo) to say share,while we have the word shpërndaj

equally bad in swedish

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I fucking hate "smoozie" and people who drink it, fucking hipster thrash.

how much are they in Russia?

I'd buy them here, except they usually cost $5+. I can buy a pound of strawberries for 4, instead of a 1/4lb of strawberries+ice+25 cent banana for $5.

$2-3, I guess.

It's not my language but Korean borrows alot of english words and they use a j sound for z

Pizza is "pija"

kinda cute actually

the word for meme in esperanto is memeo which looks pretty dumb but also it makes it funnier

$5? Do they put bourbon in it?

japs do the same. they have so many of those, i don't think it is a big deal for them at all.

If they pronounced it correctly it might not be so retarded.

>you have no idea how stupid that sounds.

Yeah, I do. Years of listening to ve-hic-le and 'gee mom i ate already' will do that to you.

>Korean borrows alot of english words
>Pizza

"love"
you have know idea how stupid it sounds when someone says "j'suis love de toi"

>scusi i want a smuzi
that's hilarious

In Hebrew there's "Faysebook". Which is acceptable.
But they turned it into its own verb, becoming "lefassbek" (To-Facebook).

"hambaaga"

"Likea" as in "to like on facebook". It could also almost be some french sounding bullshit for 'the ikea'.

The way normies use "fuck" is really annoying
>hahaha det der er så fakka/fucka/fǿkka

>pija

i think it is an equivalent of us using random french words everywhere when we want to sound smart. just check ny times, the creme de la creme of our media. they do it with such elan you may think it is their raison d'etre, sans kidding.

what do you guys call a smoothie in italian?

Oh fuck, I think Stockholm idiots used to (or still use) to say "Asså de va ba sååå fetch!" = "Like it was all like sooo fetch!". It's supposed to mean "That's cool" but it comes across like verbal garbage.

Bet you it's gonna get funny when the French start to borrow their own words back.

>pija

Jajaja.

> Ordering a pija with cheese in Korea.

ewwww

치즈 피자

The fuck I'd know how to romanize it tho

Oh god I hate that, absolutely disgusting.

kek

I think the Japanese can do that, i,e borrowing French via English and make it sound japanese.
raison d'etre: rasonu deturu

Sorbonne doesn't like them using Anglo-origin words. Apparently it made up some dumb equivalent of skateboard that no one really uses.

> Go to Korea
> Ordering a big pija

yes it is a "board with wheels"

any english word ending with a consonant "i" added after it.
>connectioni

then also word "rage" has replaced it's finnish counterparts among the youth.

I think germans borrow some technology words and germanize them. Then argue with each other if that should be
gedownloadet
or downgeloadet

>all these countries using facebook
lel

*yeas
*aleady

lmao

Yeah, there are a whole bunch of words created to avoid using english loanwords, like "courrier électronique" for e-mail that barely anyone uses.

Fetch will never be a thing. Stop trying to make it a thing Sweden.

sorry and ok
rarely but its still annoying as fuck 2bh

>autist bumps into me at football game
>sori brat (sorry bro)

Ra vi e duroru.

That's why it's so fucking retarded.

Probably people saying my nigga. I mean how retarded is that?

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>raison d'etre
They have their own word 生き甲斐 for that particular term.

>its become a normal occurrence in tv-shows that rely on viewer participation through twitter

>And remember to take part in the conversation happening in Twitter, using the häshtäg shittysingingshow2k16

ha, you are right, cool

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikigai

well, the very concept of the fucking hashtag is cringy by definition, so adapting to different languages just makes it worse.

In Montenegro, and I'm guessing in Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia too, people say šopingujemo as in for going shopping. It's disgusting

Why do swedes curse in English on their songs? I've been listening to some Swedish songs lately and they say "fuck" all the time.

>Korean borrows alot of english words
>Pizza
>>>American """"education""""

I hate how English speakers pronounce the word "school" btw. The word is obviously taken from the German word Schule, it's pronounced almost the same, except they prononuce it "skool" instead of "shoolé"
Can't even speak your own language, retards.

What kind of songs? Nigger tunes (aka rap/hiphop)?
Reminds me of one Swedish band (forgot which, but one that the media had decided that the swedish people loved) who said, while on stage: "Don't forget the three things that makes life worth living! Peace, love, and shopping!" Of course one of the singers was a woman in her 40s, desperately clinging to the vain notion that she is 'hip' and relevant.

Kek. Can confirm, even though we have our own word for it. We also use "chill" in weird ways like "gechillt" or "chillig".

.t Handy

"estalkear" (to stalk)

often used when peeping into an unespecting person's facebook

Your mom gave me a Handy last night.

This, fucking why Germans

What's wrong?

We dont like ourselves very much, you know.
:'(

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>picture
Wat? A bus carrying bombs?

>makes life worth living
should have said raison d'etre or ikigai

Æ fetta fæn fokka tryna
Something something Northern Norwegian

>the word is obvious taken from the German word Schule
it's not actually m8

it's from the saxon word skola

>smoozee

why am i laughing so much

Hang in their

> leiaute (layout)

which is in turn taken from old norse

literally nothing to do with german

hmm, looks like a pretty fucking good smoozee right there

hes probably mishearing fick

It's from the Slavic "Shkola".

>fick
which is german for fuck.
and fan is swedish for fuck?
what the fan.

People here use the word "stalkear" as in "to stalk" when you go through someone else's Facebook/whatever profile. They pronounce it "estoquear" and many people have confused it with "to stock" (same pronunciation), which is another anglicism we have.

the entire fucking language

> σχολή (scholē)
> etymonline.com/index.php?term=school

damn you for making me look it up

kipidup - Keep it up
dongibup - Don't give up

Yucckkkk

oopps, sorry
it's spelt like this

kipidap
dongibap.

brader - brother (lad)
sistah - sister (lass)

"Bolidage" is still my favourite.

Every word ending with -ing. This suffix sounds extremely unnatural in Russian

dont listen to this fag, noone here says this

wer hat dir denn ins Hirn gefickt?

It was just the first one that came to mind to demonstrate the z/j sound, obviously I know pizza in English is a borrowing itself.

For "cheese" Korean says "chiju". There.

"chiju pija" or "cheeju peeja" would probably get an American to say the pronunciation close-ish to accurate.

"Taste"

Mostly used by Montreal's youth, it means "tasty" of course.

"C'est vraiment taste", sounds disgusting imo. We're known for using many anglicisms but this one rubs me the wrong way.

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Or "reach" is another thing I've noticed people from Montreal/the East Coast say.

"Yo let's reach out to (X establishment/area)"

Fuckin' end me

>dir denn ins Hirn gefickt
Ausländer raus bitte

Lol. You've found it. It's a Malaysian meme years back about that Ayahanda aka Malay Don that's I rather say, styuuupid.

Do all your memes look like they're made in MS Paint? Too poor to afford real software?

More of these:
Donowai = Don't know why
Yukenduit = You can do it
Ainoyuken = I know you can
Jasduit = Just do it
Dudebes = Do the best
Bidebes = Be the best
Yudebes = You ('re) the best
Idunbelibit = I don't believe it
Wadafak = What the fuck
Fakiu = Fuck you

Who is this funny looking military man?

They're actually made in phone-ready app, usually went virals on Twitter, Wechat and Whatsapp. They edit, rescale and resize from another person to another. Hence, that quality.

that's nice but it's actually from old norse like a lot of english

You are correct. He's indeed a funny looking guy. His name is Ayahanda Rani Kulup. He became a national meme because of his critique on local politics and current issues in which, as you might expected, hilarious.

I cringe hard when I hear "footing"(=jogging) which is a false anglicism.

>courriel
>pourriel
>clavardage