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buffting edition

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first for TRUMP

Who is this qt?

going to have a posh wank if Trump wins

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POST CHILEAN MAN

>You will never hump the Trump

>brown eyes

back to pakistan

simpler times

>Trump winning in New Hampshire

screeching lads. They've actually gone for this mentalist

edition.cnn.com/election/results/states/new-hampshire

>this fucking kid again

Lads, 25 year old virgin. Probably going to have sex Friday night.

Do I use a numbing condom. What you reckon?

What the fuck is a numbing condom

I loved it when Trump said "You ought to be ashamed of yourself" right to Hillary's face, it was so emphatic.

Should've had a nap after work feel like I want to stay up for the results now

cameron is the tory version of Tony blair you melt

Because you'd be in jail.

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I think you are supposed to use a biscuit flavoured one.

m8 only 57 votes have been counted there

Does she know you're a virgin? You best tell her because it will be obvious.

>be me
>post what I'm doing
>a bunch of nu-male giga virgins hating on my working class habits

fuck off

Does she know you're a virgin? If she does and you cum quickly just go again. She'll understand

didn't say they were good times you fucking potato famished oxygen thief

just said they were simpler

cool clock

if he win's New Hampshire I can confidently say he's won.
that was the one state Hillary DESPERATELY needed

if trump wins I have a feeling there's going to be a stock market decline tomorrow

No, but I might tell her moments before.. Or just wing it.

White girls with brown eyes are normally pretty tbf

>4 electoral votes

ok m8

get a durex extra thick lad

Just imagine if the right Miliband brother had been chosen to lead Labour.

wew.

>nipple pointing right

whoever made this needs to an hero

snap

imagine posting on /brit/ with a trip for that long and believing you're an alpha male or something
mad how much mental help this lad needs

Because you'd be in jail.

REE

thanks

>barbour
>Jacob from twilight wannabe mf

good for chubby jolly farmers

thanks

times are hard, they're good enough to last a few years

>Arcteryx hard shell
shant be doing that

trump wins i start shaking

Remember when right-wingers used to claim that the stock market was the ultimate verdict on a president? The market is voting HRC, bigly

Fellow virgin here, I'd probably do the same and tell her before I do it.

@410
why would anyone do this

I reckon David would have won a majority in 2015.

If you don't get the "because you'd be in jail" reference yet then just leave the thread

can you not diagnose who or what needs mental help please?

very offensive

>haha i was just pretending to be retarded

back from my ban ladd

>Women hate him too
not the white ones

me too desu

there's no honour in runthood

He would have won in 2015 and brexit wouldn't have happened

twitter.com/i/moments/796047387173261314

nige absolutely BTFO

I genuinely reckon I can wing it if I can stop myself blowing my load in 10 seconds. Big if.

Tell her, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 20 and I didn't know what i was doing. It's not like porn m8y and it takes some learning

Because you'd be in jail

Get yourself a barbour you runt

worshipping the market has stopped since the financial crash lad

Racist speech should be legal. But sexual harrassment in the workplace should not? I want my wife and daughters to not feel threatened and oppressed as citizens are free to shout racist anti-muslim slurs at them in the street all the time.

Racist speech IS often verbal violence and my hijab wearing daughters and wife aren't just 'offended'. They're actually feeling threatened. Anyone who actually has had a cross burned in front of their house knows the feeling of fear.

Racist speech needs limits. I agree it shouldn't be banned, but it does need the lines better defined. Speech intended to mock, intimidate, cause fear, or otherwise incite hatred should not exist in a civilized society.

I haven't been single for over 3 years and I've had 3 different girlfriends over that 3 year period, ask me anything

and, has he done it? the NH results should be in now

Do Barbour actually make any warm coats?

I've got one and was considering getting another during the summer but most of their stuff is that waxed cotton (it looks cool as fuck but it's fairly pungent and when you first get it your skin gets greasy if you touch it)

posted the parka on /fa/ and some runt from here recognised it

some runt here actually uses /fa/ #lol

you all mean a lot to me

Apparently deathgrip wankers can last longer but I don't know how true that is because I'd never put my dick in a woman, so if you're deathgrip you're good I believe.

Because you'd be in jail.

which one

Can't believe Nigel actually supports Trump. He's such a fucking melt. I used to think he stood for something (even if I didn't agree with it), but now I realise he's just a blowhard contrarian.

wondertrading shiny slakoths for no real reason

just wank earlier in the day

what is your height and penis size

I WEAR MY SUN GLASSES AT NIGHT
I WEAR MY SUN GLASSES AT NIGHT
I WEAR MY SUN GLASSES AT NIGHT

what's wrong with death grips?

>Vigo County, Indiana, has predicted the presidential winner correctly every time since 1956
keeping an eye on this

You have to go back

the moonlight hurt my eyes

6ft 3", 7" willy

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Yeah, but 25 is way more embarrassing than 20 to be fair.

currently got a fur hooded coat and feel like a pleb in it

what's a good brand for a nice warm winter coat for £100ish

Lowered sensitivity maybe? I'm just repeating what I've read on here and I believe everything I read

THE SUNLIGHT HURTS MY EYES
*DIRTY DRUM AND BASS DROP*

Stop forcing your useless meme lad. Here is your (you)
Now think of something else.

get the condom too m8

Rarely go on that dump anymore

Ah yes now the willy is hard.

Is there any where you can see a bulge?

trumps dorter is so f*cking hot

What election is this from?

The site I'm looking at says he's smashing it
nytimes.com/elections/results/president

I could be reading this wrong, but it looks like he won NH

carhartt

maybe you could find something from the north face or patagonia on sale for that price

desu Trump getting Ohio will be the real tell since its easily the best representative of the entire country and has always backed the winner.

Because you'd be in jail.

Are there any where he/she isn't being such a tryhard?

Then say something like "It has been a long time" to explain why you are so nervous and don't know what you're doing.

Don't care if it has a dick I would fuck

looking like it but we will see for sure soon

BAD sign for Hillary
the walls are coming crashing down

Only 2 precincts have declared you mong

Because you'd be in jail.

take the fur off

A decent Carhartt jacket is nearly £200 these days mate

>0-0

>Smashing it

Wot..