buffting edition
/brit/
first for TRUMP
Who is this qt?
going to have a posh wank if Trump wins
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POST CHILEAN MAN
>You will never hump the Trump
>brown eyes
back to pakistan
simpler times
>Trump winning in New Hampshire
screeching lads. They've actually gone for this mentalist
>this fucking kid again
Lads, 25 year old virgin. Probably going to have sex Friday night.
Do I use a numbing condom. What you reckon?
What the fuck is a numbing condom
I loved it when Trump said "You ought to be ashamed of yourself" right to Hillary's face, it was so emphatic.
Should've had a nap after work feel like I want to stay up for the results now
cameron is the tory version of Tony blair you melt
Because you'd be in jail.
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I think you are supposed to use a biscuit flavoured one.
m8 only 57 votes have been counted there
Does she know you're a virgin? You best tell her because it will be obvious.
>be me
>post what I'm doing
>a bunch of nu-male giga virgins hating on my working class habits
fuck off
Does she know you're a virgin? If she does and you cum quickly just go again. She'll understand
didn't say they were good times you fucking potato famished oxygen thief
just said they were simpler
cool clock
if he win's New Hampshire I can confidently say he's won.
that was the one state Hillary DESPERATELY needed
if trump wins I have a feeling there's going to be a stock market decline tomorrow
No, but I might tell her moments before.. Or just wing it.
White girls with brown eyes are normally pretty tbf
>4 electoral votes
ok m8
get a durex extra thick lad
Just imagine if the right Miliband brother had been chosen to lead Labour.
wew.
>nipple pointing right
whoever made this needs to an hero
snap
imagine posting on /brit/ with a trip for that long and believing you're an alpha male or something
mad how much mental help this lad needs
Because you'd be in jail.
REE
thanks
>barbour
>Jacob from twilight wannabe mf
good for chubby jolly farmers
thanks
times are hard, they're good enough to last a few years
>Arcteryx hard shell
shant be doing that
trump wins i start shaking
Remember when right-wingers used to claim that the stock market was the ultimate verdict on a president? The market is voting HRC, bigly
Fellow virgin here, I'd probably do the same and tell her before I do it.
@410
why would anyone do this
I reckon David would have won a majority in 2015.
If you don't get the "because you'd be in jail" reference yet then just leave the thread
can you not diagnose who or what needs mental help please?
very offensive
>haha i was just pretending to be retarded
back from my ban ladd
>Women hate him too
not the white ones
me too desu
there's no honour in runthood
He would have won in 2015 and brexit wouldn't have happened
twitter.com
nige absolutely BTFO
I genuinely reckon I can wing it if I can stop myself blowing my load in 10 seconds. Big if.
Tell her, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 20 and I didn't know what i was doing. It's not like porn m8y and it takes some learning
Because you'd be in jail
Get yourself a barbour you runt
worshipping the market has stopped since the financial crash lad
Racist speech should be legal. But sexual harrassment in the workplace should not? I want my wife and daughters to not feel threatened and oppressed as citizens are free to shout racist anti-muslim slurs at them in the street all the time.
Racist speech IS often verbal violence and my hijab wearing daughters and wife aren't just 'offended'. They're actually feeling threatened. Anyone who actually has had a cross burned in front of their house knows the feeling of fear.
Racist speech needs limits. I agree it shouldn't be banned, but it does need the lines better defined. Speech intended to mock, intimidate, cause fear, or otherwise incite hatred should not exist in a civilized society.
I haven't been single for over 3 years and I've had 3 different girlfriends over that 3 year period, ask me anything
and, has he done it? the NH results should be in now
Do Barbour actually make any warm coats?
I've got one and was considering getting another during the summer but most of their stuff is that waxed cotton (it looks cool as fuck but it's fairly pungent and when you first get it your skin gets greasy if you touch it)
posted the parka on /fa/ and some runt from here recognised it
some runt here actually uses /fa/ #lol
you all mean a lot to me
Apparently deathgrip wankers can last longer but I don't know how true that is because I'd never put my dick in a woman, so if you're deathgrip you're good I believe.
Because you'd be in jail.
which one
Can't believe Nigel actually supports Trump. He's such a fucking melt. I used to think he stood for something (even if I didn't agree with it), but now I realise he's just a blowhard contrarian.
wondertrading shiny slakoths for no real reason
just wank earlier in the day
what is your height and penis size
I WEAR MY SUN GLASSES AT NIGHT
I WEAR MY SUN GLASSES AT NIGHT
I WEAR MY SUN GLASSES AT NIGHT
what's wrong with death grips?
>Vigo County, Indiana, has predicted the presidential winner correctly every time since 1956
keeping an eye on this
You have to go back
the moonlight hurt my eyes
6ft 3", 7" willy
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Yeah, but 25 is way more embarrassing than 20 to be fair.
currently got a fur hooded coat and feel like a pleb in it
what's a good brand for a nice warm winter coat for £100ish
Lowered sensitivity maybe? I'm just repeating what I've read on here and I believe everything I read
THE SUNLIGHT HURTS MY EYES
*DIRTY DRUM AND BASS DROP*
Stop forcing your useless meme lad. Here is your (you)
Now think of something else.
get the condom too m8
Rarely go on that dump anymore
Ah yes now the willy is hard.
Is there any where you can see a bulge?
trumps dorter is so f*cking hot
What election is this from?
The site I'm looking at says he's smashing it
nytimes.com
I could be reading this wrong, but it looks like he won NH
carhartt
maybe you could find something from the north face or patagonia on sale for that price
desu Trump getting Ohio will be the real tell since its easily the best representative of the entire country and has always backed the winner.
Because you'd be in jail.
Are there any where he/she isn't being such a tryhard?
Then say something like "It has been a long time" to explain why you are so nervous and don't know what you're doing.
Don't care if it has a dick I would fuck
looking like it but we will see for sure soon
BAD sign for Hillary
the walls are coming crashing down
Only 2 precincts have declared you mong
Because you'd be in jail.
take the fur off
A decent Carhartt jacket is nearly £200 these days mate
>0-0
>Smashing it
Wot..