American and Russian thread

Let's celebrate that we're not plunging the world into WWIII.

Allies invited too

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he will devastate canada and mexico though

thank god

Fuck the neighborhood

it'll be hard for him to push his bills through though since republicans don't like his trade stance

it will be interesting

for all I care nuke mexico, and venezuela while you're at it

good

Fucking hate this country, hope we get nuked

>the USA contain at least 50 million dumbfuck
nothing new ťbh

Who cares lmao

economic crisis incoming, rip dollar

Fuck you, nothing's gonna change at all. Trump is a petty hypocrite and he will be forced into confrontation with Russia anyway.

I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

BUTTHURT

STAY MAD YOU LEFTSHIT KEK

KYS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT LMFAO

assassination when

I cant wait to be best friends with Russia

Long may he live!

>Allies invited too

Sorry for crashing uninvited. Just thought I'd pop in to congratulate.

I give him till mid of december

Prepare for imminent liberation, Slovcuck

I give your country till 1 day after inauguration.

Probably never.

I mean I was sure Obama was gonna get assassinated in 08.

he will probably try to talk with the russians over syria at least
unlike clinton who would probably be boots on the ground

most of the difference will be foreign policy related but for trump to do not much means there isn't going to be any surprises to compare him to say obama who also didn't do so much

less chances of foreign intervention at least

Pussy status: #GRABBED

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USAUSAUSAUSA

>he thinks a massive shift of politics like a russian-american alliance isn't a threat to world peace.
Let me put it this way - you can't be friends with everybody and after the honeymoon period you will wake up from the drunk haze to a world divided along new lines.

As an american puppet country with ok relations with Russia i'm very happy about this

Russia and US Of America are an ultimate power of justice. Like we did in ww1, ww2 and didn't nuked each other.

The only reason I was supporting Trump was freedom of speech, so the medias and other progressists who thought they had the monopoly over good opinions can finally shut up and realize the majority is not buying their propaganda and never will.

And finally the day came. Maybe all the judgemental holier-than-thou assholes will have an existential crisis and review their position. At least, some of them.

I wish I was young enough to troll leftists.

Next are Germany and France. AfD and FN awright.

Lada dealerships when

European countries are either pro-russian or pro-american, ex-british empire countries are pro-american or neutral, ex-USSR countries are pro-russian or neutral. We're all set, basically. The rest of the world doesn't matter anyway.

I just imagine reaction of all these countries (+khokhols) now. Feels so fucking good!

Congratulations, ameribros!

I don't think that our relations actually get better but these elections were really nice, it's like Americans are cool guys again or something, not voting for evil bureaucratic elites, though everyone thought that their victory was predicted.
Feels good.

Better than blowing each other to smithereens after only a few months.
>I wish I was young enough to troll leftists
But leftists hate older people

There were always there, you silly. Along with Ural motorcycles dealerships.

Good job Ameribros.

I'm happy about burgers and their new President and i've been scrolling pol for last few days memeing all along. Praise KEK.

Thank you based PA

Hopefully this scares our retarded politicians into finally bruteforcing funland into nato

Or EU setting up their own defense alliance

Anything really now that russians are on the warpath

youtu.be/bUFWXpYJKaI tumbling down

Canada has been too smug for too long. Time to knock them down a couple of pegs.

>even our libruls are mad at Trump

Japan want to join the ally of America and Russia!

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I need them here

>ex-USSR countries are pro-russian
manyamirok

Poland, GTFO

Well most of your fellow citizens clearly shilled for old hag on 2ch's /po/ so it's certainly not pleasant news for them.

>Great wall on South
>Deport to North
Truly Great again.

Notice how ryssä are the only ones celebrating.

I wonder why would they be celebrating the downfall of nato?

Gjello. Nederfag here. We likes to know how I can get moniez here from this. Dankjewel.

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Shill tears are always pleasure for me

sounds fantastic

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USA!

Happy to see trump as a president, hillarycunt cant touch the middle east anymore

When does the mass deportation begin?

thank god

>gotcha!!!!!!!!
ukies did 911

Absolutely based

all these countries apart from Albania and Lithuania support Trump

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NO!

I WANTED WW3!

NOW HOW THE FUCK CAN I RE ENLIST

FUCK!

someone please post the pic of emperor trump congratulating putin on retaking constantinople, this thread deserves it

Side with the white people this time.

I'll miss Mexican Coca-cola but whatevs I need to consume

>almost all of Europe supports Trump
>even fucking Germany
What the fuck?
Is this real life?

Keep sucking that russian cock even harder amerilels

There's no way he's going to be this adamant in his stances when he takes office. I'll bet my left nut TTIP will pass under his presidency

>ice Mongols

More like the only buggers who care enough to "vote" tend to be trumpets.

>Zlovakian buttdevastation

I apologize on behalf of my brethren.
On the other side, i welcome your New God Emperor to our state!

Visaless travel between US and Russia when? I want to find a nice russian QT and settle down, maybe in montana and we can raise rabbits.

>wanting the population of entire Russia to move to US overnight
Bad idea.

>>wanting the population of entire Russia to move to US overnight
good idea

>wanting the population of entire Russia to move to US overnight

Meh idea

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Made my day.
It paves the way for a bright future.

>Making friends with the ancient enemy
Isn't this how cuck porn got started?

Nah, cold war will continue.

>ancient enemy
We were allied with the tzars, allied with the soviets, and now we will be allied with whatever they call themselves now.

Cold war was a boost to the economy is all. But now we have kebab to remove. Getting rid of all obongos terrorist sects, maybe retaking constantinople on the way.

>moderate rebels
>neocons
>the invented ukrainian nationality
>the house of saud

all BTFO, never to recover

Yeah, great ally. Thanks to your ally you got into korean and vietnam war, and had a finger over the red button all day long.

So when is the construction of the wall starting?

HOLY SHIT he actually did it
Kudos from the fourth reich

you're so fucking deluded and ignorant.

why are americans this goddamn stupid.

>Cuckraine
>Cucknada
>Cucked Arab Emirates
>Cuckthuania

Lel

>what is world war 2

i know you got knocked out the box pretty quickly there, but still

What. We did support the American independence (to get back at the eternal anglo mainly, but still), we did trade with them even when Soviet Union was just building up (our best tank suspension system was designed by an american engineer). Cold War is the thing of the past and we can continue be friends.

lmao gj americans

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I am so fuckin happy. I love you Ivan, I never wanted us to kill eachother. Pls let's be friends and save the world

What is wrong with them?

Also cheers!

hahaha there is a whole crop of these BS 'russia experts' who were gearing up for big contractor and advisor jobs and must be absolutely destroyed right now

i'm sure they'll regroup, but it's funny for now

Is it bad if I enjoy this media bullshit about the almighty Russia? It just sounds so funny.

Regardless of what Russian posters say. Russian politicians will be more than happy to do business with USA. Putin and even Zhirinovsky have praised Trump.

Mexicans are dirty and mixed with natives- many are very lazy leeches on society, and their boys seem to be criminals and gang idolisation.

Canadians are smug with huge superiority complexes, no matter how much they try to hide it. Their identity is built o n"At least we're not America, heh..."

Canada should be annexed, forcefully assimilated. Mexico should be firebombed to hell.

Spasibo my american bros! :3

I'm scared that Trump-sama will let Russia annex us.

Finns prospered under the Russian Empire, producing some of the most sophisticated intellectuals, debaters, and pieces of literature, as well as enjoying a higher living standard than average and an unforeseen level of autonamy.

Why wouldn't you want to?

>Russian politicians will be more than happy to do business with USA.
Indeed, but the problem is that Americans don't need this (regardless of what Trump said)