/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 33
Nights since last BNM: 18

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Frank releases visual album, Endless
-Bon Iver debut 22, A Million live
-200 Best Songs of the 1970s list coming Monday
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, AJJ, Angel Olsen, and Frank Ocean
-/p4k/ forever

I won't let you die.

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

/p4k/ will never die, but you will

Alive general

What are you guys listening to?
Who watched Endless? Thoughts?

We haven't forgotten about your r a r e soles Zoe

ples post em.

tfw summers almost over and these threads are gonna rebound and flourish soon

prolly has hobbit feet.

>her

>What are you guys listening to?
pic related

will Frankie O get two 9.0+ ratings next week? seems very likely to me

KYS satan

only known zoe feet

Pools are shit-tier

Go to the beach, preferably a private one

I can't think of anyone, but hasn't there already been at least one artist to get two BNMs in a year?
Two in a week though would be unprecedented

oh oh yeah, let me just hop on my private jet and go to my private beach and have a private good time

fuq

I want to put her feet in my mouth and succ her toes while she tells me what bad music taste I have and i'll never be a true patrician

IF you know what i mean

...

>mfw pitchfork actually will die one day

if p4k dies, where will Sup Forums get its taste from?

edema. disgusting.

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Ka 8.0 by Paul A. Thompson
Atticus Ross / Leopold Ross / Bobby Krlic 7.2 by Marc Masters
Jefre Cantu-Ledesma 8.0 by Kevin Lozano
Rattle 5.0 by Laura Snapes

gay as reviews

Marcel
Anohni Fatnado
and memes, natch

didn't even know there was a new JCL out. sweet.

Fleet Foxes in 07
Anco in 09
Both got one for an EP tho

this thread is gonna survive for 2 days, i can feel it.

these don't survived three hours after reviews go up desu

it's survived 2 hours now post review, I believe p4k culture is coming back in a big way. saturday will be a revelation.