/grimes/

Discuss the nicest Canuck in the music biz, Claire Boucher (aka Grimes).

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genius.com/Grimes-i-dont-want-to-have-to-compromise-my-morals-in-order-to-make-a-living-annotated

-Thoughts on Medieval Warfare?
-She's only playing at festivals for the rest of her tour. Anyone catching any of these?
-Who would you like to see her collab with?

Leave your opinion on her music
>best
>runner-up
>worst
>underrated
>overrated

Try to keep it music related, and be nice to Grimes! (and each other you sadistic fucks)

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youtube.com/playlist?list=PL94MyQ8YK33kCw0R4I0O8DtBPjJdiWg6P
mediafire.com/download/9hd8x1164kww30g/ABT010.zip
youtube.com/watch?v=2NwPJo4ysXI
ca.news.yahoo.com/gord-downie-wipes-tears-eyes-044314784.html
last.fm/user/chairmandore/library
youtube.com/watch?v=ahnUH7wnW30
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes_(musician)#Musical_style
pandora.com/station/2895208146671614201
twitter.com/AnonBabble

first for grimes is a smelly talentless hack with shitty beats and belongs in the trash with the rest of the tranny goblins

Wish u got those trips too :c

Medieval Warfare is fucking trash

Grimes made Medieval Warfare because she knew normies would get hooked on it and would want to explore the rest of her music. Pretty genius if you ask me.

Normies? Ewwwwwww

unlike the rest of her stellar discography amirite? kek jk it's all garbage

Someone rank all her songs

Too tired to do all 70+ but here's a top ten
1. Realiti (Demo)
2. My Wait Is U
3. Entropy
4. Phone Sex
5. Vanessa
6. Artangels
7. Be a Body
8. Devon
9. Oblivion
10. Flesh without Blood

Is it true that your pure waifu Grimes who doesn't want to do sexual songs lost her virginity in a gangbang?

Yes

Well... here you go /mu - two entire albums worth of strangely nostalgic, vintage-style pop music by Sean Nicholas Savage, featuring the extensive backing vocal talents of pre-Grimes Claire Boucher and pre-Braids Raphaelle Standelle-Preston:

>Spread Free Like A Butterfly (2009)
youtube.com/playlist?list=PL94MyQ8YK33kCw0R4I0O8DtBPjJdiWg6P

>Movin Up in Society (2010):
mediafire.com/download/9hd8x1164kww30g/ABT010.zip
Which includes the following in its official release notes (rtf in the zip file):
>Singing by Raphaelle Standelle-Preston and Claire Boucher

She may have more cameos in his back catalog - I'm still tabulating data (the guy has put out at least 12 albums' worth of original music since 2008...)

Collab with Frank please

do you think grimes has any of her super old material from 2008 still saved?

all of those things are subjective, you slutfag.

how many potatoes would it have cost to sex grimes in medieval times?

I'm going to hit her with a hammer....

what is medieval warfare and why is it not on WCD?

oh god not this again

>ywn be homeless and stroll around all day in the magnificent fur coat she wore to her first gangbang

i dont think it would work

why does the synth in caladan sound like that


other than that, why is she so good

i have listened to the rest of Geidi primes yet

G-eidi p-Rimes

G-Rimes GRIMES

I'd honestly rather you be sexual to grimes, she is fragile my dude.

GRIMES!!!!

YES, THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK

PLEASE CONTINUE YOUR QUEST
BANISH THE GOBLIN

grimes has disgusting pepperoni tits

That would be harder than ranking all her photographs.

do you have any idea the damage a hammer would inflict on her?

its really horrible that you would wish that upon her.

FYI she grew up rereading the mega novel Infinite Jest daily and would fall asleep with it on her chest, crushing it... now she forces the few drops of milk out for hana's guinea pig to keep them tiny.

rocking that shroom haircut
ugly af

i guess that's what she gets for being a turbobitch and looking like a monster from lord of the rings

okay we've established that you don't claire the person but surely you can see the redeeming qualities of her music.

what is grimes obsession with bananas?

is this confirmed

You probably approached her the wrong way. With her you need plenty of lube just get in the front way, by that I mean you can't listen to other artists for at least a week when you are getting into her. Then you need to let her more alternate tracks do foreplay on you to see which way you like it.

Well that rustled my jimmies. How was that a good idea in her mind?

i would regret it personally

It's probably not the whole story, we know she likes to exaggerate things like being a hacker and whatnot. Take her words with a grain of salt.

>Who would you like to see her collab with?
ME!
I will be giving her foot massage while she is working on a new album. That would be my dream collab.

>can't listen to other artists for at least a week
She's not that special m80.

I mean, shit, I lost my virgnity in a tent
at 21 lel

Good, I love Grimes.

she's so very special

you don't belong here

I suppose you can't really expect her to be totally sane.

special as in special ed. haha cause she rides the shortbus

The music is phenomenal IMO, but I can't think of any artist in which you would have to go a whole week without any outside exposure to fully appreciate the work.

Why is there such an obsession with her? Please someone show me why

iktf

>I’m sad that it’s uncool or offensive to talk about environmental or human rights issues

What world is she living in?

I like her music a lot, but Majical Cloudz, Braids and Blue Hawaii make very similar music, just listen to them. Grimes is not that special.

-neck game on point
-hair game unpredictable-tier
-elegant arm placement
-bass is maximum girthy
-piano riff constantly elevating
-passable tranny/confirmed eunuch singer

What's not to like?

The one where she demands to be the underdog that needs to be rooted for.

looks like a goblin

the only thing is special about her is her image, and everyone fells to it
her music is just good, nothing special

Why are her and her agents on here? She's only getting attention for free pr on here for being mentioned by obvious trolls.

She's ok as an artist, but she's just an artists who won't be irrelevant many years from now.

Just keep it simple Claire, you're ok as you are, just keep it simple, forget the critics. Do you.

youtube.com/watch?v=2NwPJo4ysXI


such a a visionary... :^)

theyre falling for it constantly

Why was the Realiti demo so much better than the one she released Art Angels?

it is more melancholic and the later is more rhythmic for better album fit.

I want my own grimes, how to drop hints to make gf look more grimey?

call her grimes during sex time

sleep in separate rooms and occasionally lock her up for 9 days without food and through a sampler or something too.

>ywn be that water

I love her too much to tell her about the other girls in my life.

She has even less musical talent than grimes so i won't be encouraging that... let me be specific, I want her to be a bit more boyish and active during sex, like, would it kill her to fight back once in a while c'mon.

thats why you drop hints

>elegant arm placement
Ahhh the obscure /grimes/ memes come into play....

...

Daily reminder that based Ott called grimes "the most overrated and overreported musical act of the past 10 years"

lol

Who dat

>Discuss the nicest Canuck in the music biz

ca.news.yahoo.com/gord-downie-wipes-tears-eyes-044314784.html

fuck this shit is heartbreaking

Yeah you wouldn't know you reddit crossposting casual

OP, why you didn't copy the previous introduction? It was much better.

Why dont u answer my question then so i can be a not casual

First for you user being a piece of shit.

Why dont you fucking blow me stupid grimesposter

how did our grimeth respond to such low praise?

literally nobody

Angry grimes fan detected

Sorry someone reputable called your shitty music out for being what it is

Ew fucking creep no

More tears please

Based Chris

this dumb bitch thrives on controversy and reblogs and is nothing without

>marketing isn't an art

>lost her virginity in a gangbang?
It was probably just a phase, she is back to being pure so lets focus on the music, k champ.

So i just looked up this ott fellow...

How sad.

Wtf you're even talking about? Are you blind?

She is.

he can be an insufferable cunt but he was spot on about Grimes

If they aren't too distracting that's fine

I'm more of an ass guy

How many artists do you know with such profile?

GRIMES PROFILE

>Full name: Claire Elise Boucher
>Born: 17 March 1988 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
>Origin: Québécois, Ukrainian, Russian and Italian descent
>Instruments: vocals, synthesizer, sampler, keyboard, guitar, bass, drums, violin, ukulele

>Skills:
- singer
- songwriter
- producer
- sound engineer
- lyricist
- live performer
- visual artist
- music video director & editor
- dancer
- model

>Main interests:
Music, visual arts, dancing, books, films, modeling, video games, internet, and others

>Music taste:
last.fm/user/chairmandore/library
youtube.com/watch?v=ahnUH7wnW30
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes_(musician)#Musical_style
pandora.com/station/2895208146671614201

>Others:
- Grimes does everything in her music, from singing and songwriting to artwork and production
- nice personality, beautiful look, cares about environment issues and saving animals
- took her name from grime music after discovering the existence of the genre on Myspace
- studied ballet for 11 years
- was a goth outcast in high school
- studed neuroscience, philosophy, and Russian literature and McGill University before being dropped out for missing classes
- had some troubles in the past: drugs, 2 friends died because of overdosing drugs, sexual assault, shitty jobs, the professor who got her into a music program killed himself
- started making music when she was around the age of 22 or 23
- big Lord of the Rings, Dune, Game of Thrones, Star Wars, Abbess Hildegard von Bingen and Russian literature fan
- her best friends are James Brooks, Hana, Bloodpop, Duffy, Born Gold

>Majical Cloudz, Braids and Blue Hawaii
Just slight similarity. All of these artists don't have the emotional power and catchiness of Grimes' tunes. Grimes is hugely talented.

>implying people are listening to her image

Just interested, what are your favorite non-Grimes songs?

He's just envious of her success.

>implying I haven't said that her music is good
you can't read well?

has grimes ever taken it in the ass?

He's not. These are just his opinions, not the absolute truth. Grow up.

You didn't say that. You said
>her music is just good, nothing special

This is a backhanded comment. You also said that only thing is special about her is her image which is clearly false. Her music is special too. If her music would be "just good", she would discussed in the same way Lauren and Charli XCX are discussed...

...

if she liked you sure